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Dear Vanessa Williams,

Sure, honey, you're part of the ensemble cast that makes Ugly Betty a huge show for ABC. But it was about five seconds ago that you were one of the stars of South Beach, a show that will go down in short-lived history as being a cheap Miami knock-off of Sex and the City. So while we're all very impressed with the size of your new paycheck, don't let it go to your head. Or your hair. Unless you treat us to a makeout session with Eric Mabius, we're going to take every opportunity to remind you that you should be embarrassed in that weave.

Best,
Cord

Jan 16, 2007 · posted by David Hauslaib, Mollygood · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 Allison says:

    All I have to say is AMEN!

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    No. 2 Ashley says:

    too funny. all I have to say is yikes! what is up with that hair??? coat is cute though :)

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    No. 3 kat says:

    She looks like a lion with all that hair…Is she a LEO?!

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    No. 4 CourtneyJade says:

    SNAP! you are ruthless. i dig it.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    No. 5 Bystander says:

    South beach was J-Lo's disaster, not Vanessa's. However, Ms. Williams only has herself to blame for the swapmeet hair.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    No. 6 Leslie says:

    Yeah and her coat pretty much gives the middle finger to PETA and the Muskrat it is made out of.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    No. 7 Dianne says:

    Yikes what in the heck is wrong with her face??

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    No. 8 Tarik says:

    It doesn't matter! Vanessa is amazingly beautiful. I love her and I love Ugly Betty. She probably should not have done the fur but maybe it is fake.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    No. 9 Zombie Hands says:

    She looke like LION KING!

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    No. 10 chunkstyle says:

    Am I the only one who remembers Eric from the movie Resident Evil? I just figured out that's where I knew him from…

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    No. 11 Paige Turner says:

    Love the hair. I'll take her afro any day over straight hair. Straight hair always reminds me of horses and apes.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    No. 12 assmunch says:

    I don't mind the hair, but the fur is fug.

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 1:05 am
    No. 13 dill says:

    Her hair is a mess but the fur is hot as hell…screw Peta, animal fur is beautiful!

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 5:23 am
    No. 14 Alisa says:

    Word, fuck PETA.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 2:32 am
    No. 15 Ivy says:

    Like the song says "Fur looks better on big cats than old dogs"

    Posted: Feb 28, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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