Hi, Cord. You are an amazingly attractive man, in addition to being witty and progressive. Are you gay and if not are you single?

Cord, I like you better without the beard and the Justin Timberlake neck scruff. But have fun in your luxurious surroundings while us mere mortals live in squalor.

I think Cord is trying to turn us all on.

you lucky guy, look at that room! have fun and be safe. if you see paris hilton spit in her face for me please. thanks!

OK, one you look so sad and forlorn.
Picture 2; what's that on the nightstand? Some kind of lubrication?
Picture ; Fancy bathroom, is that the tv with Rock of Love? I bet it helps with elimination problems. Or is that the porn? Which one?
Picture 3; Hello, Las Vegas, I like your Henley t shirt
Picture 4 and 5; Yeeee haw, I'm country
Picture 6; I'm pretty sure that wench killed a muppet for that thing
Picture 7; Hmmm, who is Cord drinking with?
Picture 8; And who is taking Cord's picture?
Picture 9; I only see one hand on the keyboard. I guess reading our posts just do that to you. Do you always read the blog topless?

This is really not relevant, but I love the wallpaper in the bathroom. That hotel is fantastic.

By the way, check out a restaurant/bar called Nine Fine Irishmen at New York, New York. The house band is called Sinn Ri Ra and they are awesome! Really great music. Enjoy!

See, I was looking at that wallpaper and thinking of my aunt. She had a thing for crazy wallpaper and velvet.

And now I can't stop looking on his counters trying to figure out what's on them. Stalker alert.

Stylin' wallpapar is pretty fetch (what is with me and that phrase? I've said it on three different posts!). Normally I hate it, but there's some pretty cool patterns out there. I've always wanted a half bath that I could wallpaper like a trendy hotel.

BTW Cord, you're so thin! Are you eating? Go in the kitchen and make a sandwhich. I can't help it, I'm a feeder by nature. It's a compulsion.

Go find Obama if he's still there, I hear his speech writers are young hip dudes.

I think its pretty tacky, but I do like the bathroom wallpaper as well.
Hipster. Lumberjack.

Don't mind me, I'm hungover and grumpy about hitting a curb in my 2 week old car.

#8 I believe it is wooky
#10 Is he wearing Colin's scarf?
#11 sexy collar bone.

Hmm, he's taking his Ferrell man crush to an all new level. Apparently he really wanted to know where to get one.

Yeah, who is the ho in the chair. I'm jealous.

Ok, this is just me, but does anyone else find it annoying when people come on here and pimp thier own websites?

Remember Cord, always do the Max Bet and wheels with bonus games.

In the last picture, is that porn in the reflection?

cord, put your shirt back on. nobody likes a tease.

amily, your website is totally awesome!!

LOLZ! read mine!

http://www.fuckoff.com

Cord, regarding the coat, West Highland Terrier, I think.

whoa…cord is hot. i never seen a pic of him before. i always thought he was this skinny white kid…now i know he's black. sweet.

where the hell did the recent comments go?

dang. i'm stuck in tucson, with no effin recent comments.

i may just annoy you with fast and furious nonsensical comments until you put them back.

Isn't this weekend, Sundance? I think most major douches will be Utah this weekend. I was so hoping he'd see Paris again and could tell us how she can't even drink liquor without assistance.

Hey, what's goin on it Tucson?

I wonder if Cord has ever modeled? Seriously, he's got great bone structure and is tall and thin. He'd be natural at it.

What is this site becoming…..Cord porn. OK!

http://www.hollywoodloverugs.com/mofaflwoshru.html

bow chicka wow wow

Fuck the opening…. Punk Rock Bowling is going down in vegas this weekend!!! Go get your punk-on!

what's going on in tucson? what ISN'T going on in tucson!

i'm visiting my parents who moved here last year for retirement, so today i've watched some birds "look, it's a hawk!", seen some 10 year olds play soccer, and am currently waiting for my parents to go to bed so i can raid the liquor cabinet and smoke outside.

i feel like i'm in high school again.

lol maevu were right on track with the faux rug thing. at least her jacket looks…warm?

it looks like it probably smells.

stm, i do the same thing with my laundry and the hamper.

awesome taste in beer. Stellllllaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

thank goodness, mae. i'm a grown woman who can't control her laundry. i'm glad i'm not alone.

stelllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

best episode of seinfeld ever.

I love all these pictures!! I feel like Mr. Cord's crazy but good hearted aunty right now.

Isn't he so sweet?

Also, I like to talk to my favorite sister while I am in the bathroom. It is bizarre and I have no logical explination for this.

She gets so mad at me, she says, " queencrone, I hear the toilet flushing. I told you to not call me while your in the bathroom, damn it! " Or, "I hear the bathtub draining, I told you not to call me while your in the bathroom, damn it!"

"Put some clothes on and call me THEN, bitch."

I just think that I am so relaxed at these times, and she is my favorite sister, and I think of all these things to tell her. All my sisters are my favorite, but I am partial to her.

I'd hit it.

Right?! :-) (if I was 30 years younger.)

Cord…no wonder you have so much time for blogging on MollyGood….there can't be that much work for a terrorist lumberjack in New York.
Have fun in Vegas…don't forget to pack all the hotel towels and toiletries in your bag when you leave.

How do we know this is the real, Billy? We'll need some shirtless proof. Can we make a rule about men having to be shirtless when they post? It should be so.

I do agree that Cord should pack whatever isn't nailed down. Put it on Jossp's card. Can I please have the bathrobe?

STM, I have laundry upstairs right now that is laughing at me. It mocks me everytime I pass the laundry room. I should just burn it so their laughs turn to screams. Now who's laughing!

Hey JuJubabe…I always go au naturelle when posting to MollyGood….unless a nipple piercing is considered clothing.I would send you proof but as we can't post any pics and besides I would hate to scare the children…you will just have to take my word for it.

you're one lucky bastard, jefferson. you'd better come back with some winnings for me or don't come back at all.
x
AB

I'll just have a mental picture. Is it ok if your body looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. And I put a young Cary Grants head on top?

The Monty Python "Lumberjack Song" keeps running through my head. The part about cross dressing is also very poignant and meaningful when applied to Cord.
Yeah, Juju, I think he is definitely carrying a torch for Mr. Ferrell.

am I the only person who HATES Vegas?

No, I hate it too. Last time I went there I got all knocked up.

Cord you have some balls, cheers to you…..sharing your life with stangers.
Putting it all out there for the world to ridicule.

Oh and you look alot better than Perez!

Maybe I should have left that last line off if I'm going for the crown.

Cooter - I used to live in Virginia Beach and one day my friends and I decided to drive to the Outer Banks in NC for a barbeque. Once we got on the beach (where you can actually drive your car on) we drove past a giant whale that was dead on the shore. It had been there for a while and looked like it was turning sort of an orange color. I can still say that the giant decomposing whale carcus looked better than Perez.

No, Cords pretty much a hottie.

No, I agree. I guess I'm just not that good at ass-kissing. Hey, I tried.

Cooter, It's just the first thing I thought of - when I read the word "Perez" I immediately thought of that orange decomposing whale blubber. It was like a fun little word association game.

Cord rocks…I feel so misunderstood.

juju, you got all knocked up in vegas? on purpose or was it a drive by?

i hate vegas too. i used to have fun there, but my liver can't take it no 'mo.

My parents were just in Loughlin for a week. Loughlin's sort of like an old person's Vegas. They don't waste thier time with shows, strippers and nightclubs. Strictly buffets, bingo and outlet stores.

It was a drive by. I forgot to pack something in my suitcase but my husband assured me it was cool. After a few shots it seemed like a good idea.

Juju, never listen to a man…dontcha know?

I've never been to Vegas but I have been to the rednech version of it-Biloxi. It sucked. I went with a bunch of girls and ever night somebody else made an ass out of themselves. That was kind of funny. I of course wasnt one of them…..ok yes I was.

Loughlin is great because of the golf too. And they seem to offer many more comps than either Reno ar Vegas.

I really love Reno the best, however. Boomtown in Reno has these cheap redeye flights right from my local airport, and they offer the best comps around. You sort of feel obligated to stay and spend all your time (and money) at Boomtown, because the flight to and from was super cheap and the comps were so fantastic, but the pull of the city gets to be so strong, that you take a taxi and have a ball.

And for the record, it isn't a sucessful girls night out until there are asses made of everyone.

:-)

"Caution: Ladies blowing off steam."

Before I log off I have to say, congradulations to the Patriots today. (I was pulling for San Deigo.) This was a great game. I have a hoarse voice from yelling at the tv.

The Patriots got it done. Good Job.

don't make the mistake Perez Hilton did - by insinuating himself and his ugly face into all of his gossip bits. Look what happened to him—- everyone is sick of his ass. Keep yourself hidden and let the fucked up celebrities be the stars of the blog.

ha ha the giants are going to the super bowl whoo hooo! oh wait a sec, is this not mollyball the sports blog? oh shit my bad…still…yea!

My brother, who is older and wiser than myself, says give Mr. Rivers a year or two and he will be the shit. Whatever… I love my brother and trust his judgement.
But, having lived in Raleigh, NC, during the "Rivers" era I must say, "Viva La Rivers!!!"

Well, good for Eli. It is hard to keep up with an older brother. His brother went last year and now he goes this year. I bet Sunday dinners at Mrs. Mannings house are so invigorating.

I got upset at Rivers for throwing away that interception. Your defense gets an interception, (that was supposed to be the Pats touchdown-that's big) and you throw those incompletes? I was yelling, Where is Volek? At least HE didn't choke last week!! I was a little excited.

It was a very good game.

I didn't watch the game. I just like Philip. He's a good guy. He married his high school sweet heart and had babies. I do not have many fond memories of Raleigh, North Carolina, but I do remember the tailgate parities with quiche and Champagne. And he always kicked everyone's ass!

No! Don't listen to Blop. I promise I will never, ever get sick of your ass.

He never insinuates himself into their lives. He stands afar and mocks them on our behalf. I like that about him. I'll never forget him spotting Paris at that music festival. She couldn't even buy her own damn corn.

the giants field goal kicker redeemed himself with that 47 yard kick.

when he missed the 36 yarder i was all, how you gonna miss that kick, jackass?

anyway, my heart belongs to the philadelphia eagles, first and then tom brady, butt chin and all, second. tom brady just gets it done.

Cooter, Biloxi does suck, and I live here!!….Never been to Vegas but it has to be better than Biloxi.

how/why are you there?

all of those celebs are actually classy and seemingly genuine. shocking! too bad claire danes wore that. and it's a bad hair color on her.

I think that coat is yak.

I'm wondering if Cord is wearing warm underwear as his jammies in the fifth pic, or if that's just to keep up with the whole "lumberjack chic" allure?

Sorry, but the first pic is so dark… Looks like President Ahmadinejad at the slots.