What’s with the emo pants and flannel shirt? Jeez dude, go get a fucking burger or something, you look like a walking skeleton! And the facial hair makes you look like a muslim suicide bomber. LOL!

Those pants look uncomfy to me, Cord. But whatever floats your boat, as long as you can walk in them and your legs aren’t stuck in that position all day.

seeing this picture just rekindled my feelings from 5:30 this morning when I woke up from a really random dream that I was making out with the editor from Mollygood on the floor of a hotel party. hmmm…….

Cord…may I suggest you Go and buy yourself a good suit…smart shoes…a tasty shirt & tie….a shave….a haircut…and a wash ….and try and at least try to look like a high roller.
Remember… you are representing all of us MollyGooders and I would hate to think anyone would dress like you…unless it was for a bet.
Be lucky…..put a chip on no.7 for me on the roulette.

….oh …go & have a shit ….you look like your about to drop one in your pants.

Don’t forget that even those what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… VD comes home with you!

Have a blast, Cord!

I give up….

those = though

That beard has to go Cord.

HEY HEY HEY !!! Stop hating on Cord! We all should be grateful that he’s his own stylist and not another poseur douche in an Affliction t-shirt with a chipstrap beard and knock-off Chanel earrings. Cord, you’re cute. Very. You look comfortable. What’s in your coffee? Just promise us you won’t visit Rehab — PLEASE — all the airborne and water-borne STDs aren’t worth the risk. (Unless you bring pics back for us to mock.)

Have a great time Cord. Vodka and yoo-hoo? Got some amatuers there. Behave yourself or at least be careful!

Um.. “muslim suicide bomber”? That’s just not funny or acceptable.
Anyhow.. Cord is a ten and you dipshits know it.
(And he doesn’t need to shave!)
(And that does look like “Kid and Play” hair!!)

What IS going on with the hair. It definitely looks like a high fade. If it isn’t what is it? Please explain and make the House Party flashbacks stop.

Who’s gonna be your beard in Vegas? And since when did you start wearing Tom Cruise’s hand-me-down shoes? j/k lol

Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo!

Cord, you have some shapely calves. I can tell, because your pants are so tight. Have a lovely time in Vegas, stay away from the women and men of ill-repute, unless you think we would appreciate the story. In which case, have at them.

Also, the Kid ‘n Play hair, suits nicely.

Cord’s wearing a baseball cap, I think, and that’s giving an illusion of kid n play hair.

You look ready to “best” someone, Cord. The outfit is horrendous- no one can defend it. WOW.

He is pretty cute though. (I’m still working on that kiss-ass commie).

By calling yourself a kiss-ass, you are disqualifying yourself from the kiss-ass contest.
And I dig the attire.

I am mad digging that Kid ‘n Play reference/illusion.
Nice.

When I first saw this, I didn’t see Kid ‘n Play hair, I thought it was the brim of a ballcap just turned up a bit. You have some splaining to do Cord.

…and as far as the clothes go, who cares!? You’re allowed to look anyway you want when you are in Vegas, travelling, or from NYC. By the way, that dainty teacup sets it off nicely.

You’re cute, you know it and the hags do too(including james_boston). How tall are you exactly? In this photo you look to be around 8′3.

I hope you don’t run into Pete Wentz wearing those pants. He’ll get jealous and want to know where you bought them. I heard a rumor about the high top fade and was about to hate all over it. But then, like always, my Vanilla Ice love kicked in. Ice, Ice, Cord!

I might be ok with the flannel because it takes me back to my Nirvana days. Except, why is the collar up and the top button done? Luckily I’m easy so the dream still lives. At least they aren’t corduroy.

Oh I love me some Nirvana. I definately got that vibe too juju. I was one of those girls who wore those same shirts and black docs. But I mainly did it because being a fat kid is fashion limiting.

Were the boots tied or untied?

I tied them all the way. They were big on me, so I didn’t want to flop around. I sort of felt like a clown though. Imagine, black docs, black mini skirt, black nylons, and a flannel shirt. What a hot mess.

Sounds like you were stylin’ Blah.

No way blah, that’s how it was back then. Oh, the times were crazy and we were all coming down from our, 90210, clothes.

If my calculations are correct… he is about 2.5 times the height of a large hotel.

am i the only person who only sees a photo of the back of a woman sitting at the bar with a furry coat on her chair?

no mae…..i see that too. maybe they changed the pic? or maybe we have to squint to see the hidden pic. i dunnu.

You look just right for Colorado, except for the damn shoes.

By the way, does anyone else feel like Katie Holmes might get a beating for all the criticism/mockery that has come from her movie and the recent press junket? I’m worried that those big glasses might be hiding something “shiny.”

Something crazy must have happened because I don’t see the muppet coat lady.

Cord is messing with me and I do not appreciate it! Maybe if I wasn’t hungover (or possibly still drunk?) from lastnight I would.

P.S.
Hipster lumberjack.

mae that’s perfect!

Once again, someone pimping themselves (with the same message but a different name) is really tacky and annoying.

for reals, blah. only now said pimp s posing a capital B Billy, the fabulously drug-addled commenter.

eff you little b-illy.

OUTRAGE, you are not our Billy. IMPOSTER.

wow, i was drunk when i made that comment.

“only now said pimp IS posing AS capital B Billy”

i’m glad you understood juju. let’s drink on it.

Oh I almost had a heart attack. At first I was afraid that I was that woman with the vodka and yahoo. Yahoo has tons of good things to build up your body and liver after the vodka breaks it down.

Then, the folks around here reminded me that I am not in Vegas.

Mr. Cord is a very hot young man, Kid and Play hair is extremely charming.

qc, next time try vodka and ensure.

i’m kidding. sort of.

but pedialyte popsicles are AWESOME for a hangover. that, hags, is a true story.

Who & where is this little bastard billy that you say is posing as me? I would like to congratulate the imposter for their great taste…
From now on I will post under my full name…Billy the Twitch.. to help the confused…
know the real me…..original & drug free….Billy..with the big B.

Yoohoo is awesome. Yes, I have a can of it in my fridge right now.

I never thought of Pedialyte pops. They sound disgusting, but they also sound like they work. So does a multi-vitamin and a big glass of water/gatorade before you go to bed. A peanut butter and jelly sandwhich doesn’t hurt either.

He must have been deleted. He was hawking some kind of tv show/porn site. I didn’t click the link for fear I would be killed in the face.

Cord is going to be deleting me soon if I carry posting sarcy comments on his appearance…but then again…he might just award me a Commie for my chutzpah…..and honesty….chances are.

Cowboy, emo, terrorist is really a hard look to pull off. Can we give him a commie for that?

Cord is one hot bitch…

I went to Vegas for the first time this summer. This is what I learned:

1) there is an awesome racist penny slot machine that has an asian man. Among pictures you line up? A “No MSG” sign and fortune cookies.

2) Go to the buffet at the Wynn, delicious and strong drinks. Also they had some Chihuly glass for sale you can look at. It is the prettiest hotel I think.

3) Go to the Rio. They come around with drinks the most. Also, they have Hot Hot Penny, my fave penny slot. Avoid their seafood buffet, over hyped. Also, they have male and female performers/waiters - I like the parity.

4) The Venetian serves Basil Haydens. I played slots there for a while. Also, they have some cute art in their sales gallery.

5) Because I am a nerd, I went to the Star Trek Experience. Get the Warp Core Breach, delicious.

Re: the Wynn. Go just before Lunch ends (3:30 or 4) and eat at a liesurly pace. They won’t kick you out and you can stay until dinner (5 I think)when they bring out the King Crab legs. If you’re into that sort of thing. My boyfriend swears by the hurricane, and I got the best margarita ever there.

Also, did I mention that the warp core breach involves dry ice? It is like a scorpion bowl, but with dry ice instead of a flaming center.

What is that beard, Cord? I have heard mention of a mustachio bashio here sometime soon. I will keep you posted.