Leave Mini-Me Alone!

Verne Troyer (or, as we affectionately call him, Mini-Me) was enjoying a nice lunch at The Ivy with a lady friend when he was confronted by an angry photographer who accused him of leaving his ex-wife broke and close to suicide.

The conversation was basically the pap repeating over and over, "Genevieve! Your ex-wife! I know her!" Every once in awhile he would throw in a "dot com" after her name, which … doesn't make any sense.

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Jan 30, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses
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  • Comments (10)

    No. 1 janice says:

    dot com! dot com!

    That makes everything more compelling, dot com.

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:22 am
    No. 2 Helen Skor says:

    So was it mini-me's ex-wife or the photographer's ex-wife that was left broke and close to suicide? Did mini-me steal another man's wife?

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:30 am
    No. 3 janice says:

    Is this all an elaborate ad for genevieve.com?

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
    No. 4 blah says:

    I'm Oscar. dot com. (yet another Arrested Development reference).

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:34 am
    No. 5 james_boston says:

    OH NO HE DI-IINT!.com

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
    No. 6 Mr. T says:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/news

    Not sure WTF the paps got up his ass unless he's shilling for his ex.

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:59 am
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    What the fuck.com.

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    No. 8 william_crown says:

    Don't midgets die earlier than non-midgets? How old is Vern Troyer?

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    No. 9 william_crown says:

    He was born in 69.

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    No. 10 janice says:

    Can we please put "lady friend" in quotation marks like that? Page Six showed it can be a very effective way to add intrigue to a story.

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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