Sexy Can I Pass?
Because there aren't enough VH1 reality dating shows, the network recruited Ray J, who is mainly famous for starring in a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, to be its next bachelor. Um, we thought he was dating Whitney Houston, no? Not that it matters — this is all about as real as Santa Claus.
The producers are looking for desperate contestants who are "smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life." Why would they need to handle celebrity life if they're just dating Ray J?
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Sexy can I
Buy you banana
She's got a camera
I've got a planner
No? Those aren't the appropriate words to that song?
And they'll call it Do You Want To Shame Your Family.
I'm pretty sure those are the words. That's how I've been singing it, anyway. Nobody looks at me funny. Of course, I AM wearing hotpants and skates, so they sort of try to avoid eye contact.
I may have to adopt your hotpants and skates attire. I feel as though people will ask less questions.
The producers are looking for desperate contestants who are "smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life."
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Shouldn't they be looking for contestants who can handle streams of warm yellow liquid to the face and the smell of shame?
IN THAT CASE!
Wait…Santa isn't real?
can i sign other people up for the show? cause THAT would be fun
Yeah! Like prank ordering pizzas… wait, that's just mean…
I saw that they’re also looking at people on GotCast, so if you can’t make it to the cities, it seems like a good way to try and get on.