I can't even make a joke about this. Witchcraft! Fucking witchcraft!

yeah, um…wow…that's about all I can say.

WAY scarier than a racist preacher…

LMAO.. I wonder if Obama's grandma in Kenya has a fucking spell for this little clique?
Sarah Baraccuda believes that people are out to harm her huh? LMAO..

Why didn't this witchdoctor dude tell her she was going to have a Downs kid named Trig or that her daughter was fucking rednecks for fun?

Puleaseeeeeeeeee…

I'm with y'all. I have no words.

If this doesn't make your blood curdle, there is something seriously wrong with you. If you can watch something like this and you still think this woman should have political power, seriously consider taking yourself out of the general population.

It's shit like this that makes me very worried about this country. I mean genuinely fearful. What scares me is the fact there a probably a lot of people who have no problem with this sort of thing. Given the amount of megachurches I see .. well, it's a difficult time to be an atheist, that's for sure.

Truly frightening.

This doesn't even bear comparison to Wright. This is a candidate for national office who not only attended a church who teaches and preaches these kinds of things, but actively participated.

I think a lot of people have reservations about what their church might be teaching and preaching. They may disagree with their clergy on tenets of their faith. But Palin is actively participating in–and therefore acknowledging her belief in–batshit crazy practices.

This is ridiculous, sad, scary and hilarious all at the same time.

I'd love to hear the rightwingers on this site try to explain how Caribou Barbie isn't just plain bat shit crazy.

Look, she can believe whatever she wants. She can even worship the freakin' Flying Spaghetti Monster, but come on people. anybody who believes this stuff can't possibly excersize the type of judgement and leadership that's in the best interest of our country.

The wolves were just practice. Soon, the annual heathen cull!

These witches at work are always cursing me. Maybe I need protection.

JD, did you come up with "Caribou Barbie?" Because I totally want to use it next week when I go to the beach with my right-wing uncles. They will go off about how Obama is a Muslim terrorist and Biden is a stupid asshole, then they will drink themselves into a coma, and I will draw penises on their faces. It will be grand fun for all.

where is this on the national news circuit!!! They was a circus of wright where is the circus for this, this *deserves* a circus.

You people know nothing. How the fuck else is she going to get protected from witchcraft?? Hire a fucking warlock? Do you know how much a professional warlock costs these days? It's like, they have no overhead, they meet you in a damn Starbucks and make you buy some fricking venti latte with 8 shots of hazelnut, then it's fifteen minutes of them just outlining these outrageous fees.

JD, nice Dawkins reference.

Oh and don't get me started on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I lost my poor meatball - did I even have a chance to say goodbye before it rolled out the door?? No.

Thankfully, my meatballs sit firm and proud atop my spaghetti.

Sar, I think you should officially change your name to "Sar Chasm." It would only be fitting!

Why hasn't anyone raised the most important issue here: Why is Sarah Palin wearing pants in church? Any REAL Christian knows better than that. Show some respect for Jesus, you damned heathen.

Stacey & Clinton also need to ambush her for an episode of "What Not to Wear: Shoulder Pad Edition."

Never thought about that. It's a whole new world. Sar Donic? Sar Tre? Sar Anade?

When you are eating a meal you could be Sar Dines. Especially, when you have fish.

Sar Dines made me giggle so hard.

I liked it too! ;)

where are all of the Palin defenders?

I want to know their take on this.

I swear when I read that I saw "I want to know their fake on tits."

Clearly I need more Tara Reid posts.

I'll chime in with what I presume to be the Palin side's defence: "It's none of your business!!! She's in her church, have you no respect for privacy? Have you no decency? This is bigoted and sexist!!!"
*drool, dragging knuckles on ground while walking away in a huff*

I can play devil's advocate (BWAHAHAH) if you want say what? .

So. Freedom of religion, mockerzzz. Ever heard of that?

So she gets a blessing to protect her from stuff.
I know some people who wear cloves of garlic around their neck, and that just stinks.

How is this any different than wearing your jersey on Sunday to watch the NFL to bring your team good luck? Or having a St. Christopher card in your glove box to circumvent car accidents?

:-P

(psst-How am I doing? )

I really despise this woman and her politics but the end portion of this video seems to be dubbed. The voice doesn't sound the same nor does it properly synch up if you look closely.

Regardless, I still don't want her to be our next president…

well, I want to know that too, sar!

you gotta remember, queencrone, to always throw around the charge of sexism when mock-defending palin. that's a key part of the republican playbook.

dang, DMS and QC…you're pretty good at that!

Oh! Run-DMS, I will note that for next time.

Also, kudos on the knuckle dragging, by the way. Nice touch!

Thank you say what? !

(And I wasn't even trying for the McCain Rewards coupons that they give out for on line defenders. ) :-)

I honestly don't see a lot of difference in this and the coverage of Reverend Kill Whitey. I guess if I had to pick a side to high-five about it however, I would go with the stance that is based on actual, historical events of oppression than the one that takes an eye of newt supplement every morning.

The sad thing is, neither this, the economy, the war, or anything else can change Republicans' minds.

Maybe she needed the protection when she was on the pageant circuit. Haven't you ever seen drop dead gorgeous? It's rough out there for a ho….

At least she's not boring like Biden. How come Biden never shows up on Mollygood? He is kooky like fuck too.

Witchcraft…H'mnnnnn…WITCHCRAFT! Why didn't I think of that! (Too busy planning Mabon, obviously!)
Half the people I know are witches! And half the people they know…
We could cast a really, really BIG cursing circle!
Maybe around the astronomy monument in front of the Griffith Park Observatory.
And send the tape to comedy central!
RD and Tallskin may even approve, witches hate sky-pixies almost as much as atheists do.
Let's all start a list of things to curse for…

Mommyof4, Kit, or Jen, care to comment?

We'd appreciate your take on this loonball fuckery.

Thank you.

I didn't see anything about witchcraft, but seriously, aren't all religions for the bat shit crazy anyway? Shhh… Santa isn't real either folks…

dbased, I was thinking the same thing, except the voice of the guy sounds the same throughout the video. One possible explanation though could be that the quality of the equipment was sub-par and there was a lapse between the microphone and the recording device which caused it to be out of synch. I will hold onto that belief with all that I have - because this is too priceless to give up on so easily.

The insane Rev. Wright doesn't even hold a candle to this shit. If the Reps thought Obama was nailed with Wright, they've just shot themselves in the fucking foot with a bazooka.

FMS bless Sarah Palin, by humiliating her.

When I see a video of Rev. Wright praying over Obama, asking the lord to help him, Obama, get elected to public office in order to spread a mandate of hate, destruction and superstition to the masses, then we'll have something to debate. There really is no comparison between the two.

and baby bush isnt "out there"??????????????????????? he belives in the "rapture" and "santa claus".

palin hates witches eh? are magicians and wizards next or is the bitch really serious about all this witch hunting revival from the inquisition?

You actually don't believe in witchcraft? Wow you are blind. Three things, 1. witcraft is real, 2. this guy prayed that she would win and against all odds she did. I wonder if he is the idiot or if all of you who don't believe are?, 3. This guy is not her regular preacher for 20 years, it is a guest speaker, she can't controll what he believes or says. All poloticians get suport from all kinds of minority groups and wierd-o-s, so what if she pulls from this crowd? She sin't going to start a witchhunt, she just stands there not saying anything, she could be uncomfortable with it too.

sorry, no drool or knuckl dragging.