Sherri: "It hurt me, it really hurt me, because I always looked at Dog the Bounty Hunter as a role model."

Whoopi: "Have you forgotten that he's used other words on that show to describe people?"

Joy: "Like what?"

Whoopi: "Just…other words."

Joy: "Just use the letter."

Whoopi: "No, I'm not going to use any of this. But I want you to admit it."

Sherri: "Yes, he has used other words. But I'm still saying, when I would watch his show, I though he was such a role model. And it breaks my heart."

Here's a question: What the fuck are these people talking about?

Nov 7, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
Related Posts

  • No related posts found.
  • Comments (23)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    the better question would be who the fuck cares what they're talking about.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:25 am
    No. 2 maria says:

    These women are so afraid of saying anything even remotely offensive they've resorted to code. "Just says something that rhymes with it"…ok "messicans and pasians".

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:28 am
    No. 3 SeriousStyle says:

    I feel what Sherri is saying. I've always looked to Dog to show me the ways to live my life. I want to be just like him when I grow up. In fact, I'm planning to move out of my house into a trailer early next year.

    I've also got the beginnings of a mullet going on. Although, right now it's more "business" in the front and "office party" in the back. I'll get the full party going on soon enough.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:29 am
    No. 4 james_boston says:

    sherri truly is the dumbest person in all of TV and i include elizbeth hasselbitch in that comparison. and i'm sad to say even whoopi sucks now. ms. walters has taken one of my favorite shows and turned into poo-poo. way to go barbara, you slut!

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:33 am
    No. 5 cooter49 says:

    I like Sherri but after that " I'd have to go to the library to find out if the world is round" thing and now "I always looked at Dog the Bounty hunter as a role model" I'm starting think SHE AINT THAT SMART, her elevator doesnt reach the top. All her dogs arent barking, her light is barely lit.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:34 am
    No. 6 janice says:

    I remember when I would sit up on my father's knee, and he would tell me of the admirable Dog the Bounty Hunter, and all of his great work. "Be Like Dog," my father would say, "and the world will be a better place." We had a sign over our hearth that said What Would Dog Do? and that question has never led me astray.

    I feel so disillusioned. Like Olympus has crumbled.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    Someone drank too much stupid punch.

    SS, I think you should really grow out a partial mullet so you can make more room for a rat tail. I mean, that's just how I would do it. Braid it and hang a loverly roach clip on the end.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
    No. 8 deimos says:

    keep going cooter, you're on a roll. ;)

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
    No. 9 cooter49 says:

    not the sharpest tool in the shed

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 10:52 am
    No. 10 SeriousStyle says:

    The hamster has fallen off the wheel

    A few grapes short of a fruit salad

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:04 am
    No. 11 janice says:

    not the brightest crayon in the box

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:07 am
    No. 12 cooter49 says:

    2 egss short of a dozen, ok I'm out.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:16 am
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    cheapest whore in the whorehouse.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:17 am
    No. 14 james_boston says:

    a ham sandwich short of a crazy picnic.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:33 am
    No. 15 cooter49 says:

    James, I swear I'm making a ham sandwich right now! true story>

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 11:38 am
    No. 16 james_boston says:

    i'm not only a gay cooter, i'm a psychic gay.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    No. 17 playla says:

    Ooooh, James do you use your powers for good or just to predict what length skirts will be next season?

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    No. 18 james_boston says:

    i mostly use it to predict when prada shoes go on sale and which guy i'm about to pick up has at least 8 inches.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    No. 19 playla says:

    That must come in very handy…pun intended.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    If it's under 8, throw em back. That's what I always say.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    No. 21 pp says:

    gay cooter= female homosexual.

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    No. 22 PhotoKat says:

    I think Sherri is on crack! Role model? That's just eerie!

    Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Leave a Comment

    It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

    Already have an account? Then log in!

    Scroll Posts