If unhealthy habits have ballooned your once slender frame into a lumpy—but manageable—heap, you need to save the personal trainer money for salad greens and get on the treadmill by yourself.
Seeking out professional help for a problem you've successfully taken care of in the past is weird and needy. And, in this case, the trainer is a thief if he doesn't tell you, "Dude, just stop drinking so much and it'll melt away. That's why it's called a beer gut."
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Indeed! Indeed! Wise words, young lady, wise words.
By the way, my sister is called Cordelia and I have always thought it to be the most delightful name. I hope it has served you well.
I think John Santos realized mean and nasty were getting him nowhere, so he has planted his tongue firmly in his cheek, slapped a fake smile on his face, and renamed himself Sebastian Winthroppe.
Having my name made fun of is a special treat, as it makes me sentimental for 3rd grade when times were simpler. I also would have accepted telephone cord, umbilical cord and bungee cord.
Best,
Cord
You should all sign a peace accord.
You're up early Angela.
Maria,
Are you aware that some people have to get up early and get their kids ready for school? I am one example of such people. This is AIMS testing week and if my kid doesn't score well then he can't bring up his school's average and they lose funding and take away recorder lessons in music class. I was just on here trying to wake up before I started my day because I can't afford coffee and I don't appreciate you coming on here and pointing out that I seek gossip first thing in the morning. Maybe if you came to where I live you would see what my life is like and you wouldn't say such hurtful things. Also, maybe if you came out here I could kick your ass.
(see you friday!)
RE: Vince. I see now why he and Jenn. Anniston did not stay together. She is Miss WOrkout queen, and apparently, the only thing he likes to work on is his beer gut!
Angela: What are you talking about? Do you beat up people who ask you for the time, too?
As far as VV goes, he looks like complete shit. The closeup of him with stained shirt and shorts… bleh. If this is hot, then we are living in Bizarro World.
lovemeloveme,
She (Angela) does beat up people who ask for the time, especially in this day and age of cell phones and free watches. Once when we were kids she beat up our Mom for using boxed Mac n' Cheese instead of making it from scratch. We're sisters…cool your ass.
He's rumoured to be a closeted and slightly self-loathing bisexual. Looking at those pics, one would wonder where anyone would EVER get that idea from ¬_¬
And BabyYaYa, I heard that if you say John Santo's name five times in front of a mirror, he'll appear and murder you.
Geez. Why don't you people let it go already?
And Cord, you forgrt:
Record
Vocal cord
Meech Lake Accord…Ahhh fuck it.
yeah, you're right - *I* am the one who needs to "cool my ass." If you two are sisters, god help you. Or not! Whichever. Please don't make me shake in fear of your rebukes again!
Its not his trainer its Ari Sandal - who one an Oscar this year for directing and is also director of the Vince Vaughn
comedy tour documentray coming out this fall…
alwats remember Vince cleans up nicely around promotion time of films
hey cord!
you're an ass hole
Mr. Enemabag Jones-
I tried it, and John Santos did jump out of my mirror. He didn't murder me, though, just beat the crap out of me with a petition.
Anon-
Asshole is one word. Use spell check next time you want to insult someone.