Not completely disgusted with modern air travel, what with the glacial lines, last-second cancellations and dwindling luxuries? Then you're a more tolerant person than many, many others. But we dare you to resist booking your next trip on Amtrak upon hearing this news:

HBO has paired with Virgin America to rebrand the airline's flight from New York's JFK to Las Vegas as "Entourage Air" throughout September. The scheme is meant to promote the series’ fifth season which begins Sept. 7. At the same time, HBO programming becomes available on all Virgin America flights as part of a licensing deal that runs through October 2009, notes Variety.

A Virgin America plane will be wrapped with "Entourage" signage while the airline will screen the season premiere of the show on the Vegas-bound flight beginning Sept. 4. The move coincides with the launch of the airline’s direct route.
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Virgin America will also introduce "Entourage Class" to first-class passengers, which includes noise-canceling headphones, champagne, Godiva chocolates, Kiehl's products, Altoids and "Entourage Air"-branded blankets and eye masks.

Four and a half hours stuck in the same space as boozy Wall Streeters who look up to professional asshole Ari Gold and "can't wait to get to those fuckin' tables"? It's Hell Practice! Book your tickets now, sinners!