mmm he can canoodle me anytime, he can canoodle me all day and night.

Wow, Cord, thanks for that clear definition I asked about earlier. Awesome.

I can't see the picture.

But didn't juju say yesterday that she can handle anything except canoodling?

Right, and I think it makes deimos want to punch 40 random people in the face, so this won't be good.

Shit.

that's right…my co-workers better watch out. that's twice today i've had to read that stupid fucking term.

canoodling! why can't people just say they were dry humping? the next 40 random people better stay away from me.

I pray that I am no longer considered either random or a stranger to deimos.

three things:

1) Evidentally Adrian is the man for catching this exmple of canoodling celebs in their native habitat.

2) Sometimes I get Jealous of Drew. It seems as if her normal operating frequency is being pleasantly buzzed at all times.

3) The word "pet" when used for people, reminds me of "heavy petting," which I always have, and always will find deeply, deeply disturbing.

i always like heavy petting… of strangers

It isn't the act, it is the word. Like panties.

"Petting" sexy in an innocent sort of way strange really.

I never liked "pet" either. It sounds condescending to me. Like hey, when you want to make out, just blow the dog whistle and I'll fetch.

kitchy- you guys are safe. even if it were possible for me to punch through the computer i wouldn't do it. ;)

Not out of love for me, it would just cost too much to replace the monitor.

that and i'm pretty sure it would hurt like hell also. besides, i've already stated my undying love for you. ;)

both

I just saw this… Cord is such a smart ass.

I heart you Bunnieballs. :) I really do…

AAAACK. I'm cool with the fondling part but f that on the canoodle. I'll hold those 40 people for you deimos.

I can respect dry humping, I can't respect canoodling. You can get wounded from dry humping, especially if you wearing jeans. That's not for the faint of heart.

Canoodling, it sounds like some second rate Parkers Bros. game. Not even up to Candy Land standards.

i kinda like it when you get wounded. :-D

sounds like some kind of insane tv dinner to me…. canoodles! the best tv dinner around!

And when cook it in the microwave it's always still ice cold in the middle. Like those stupid hot pockets.

If you will canoodle with me, I'll let you touch my hot pocket.

i'm afraid i can't canoodle but i'll dry hump you. LOL

When, "you", cook it. Just to be clear on who's cooking the canoodles. By Menen.

Nice, I'll bring the knee pads and cups.

i love a person that thinks ahead. ;)

Who canoodles? I can noodle, you can noodle too! Caaaaaaaaaaaa-nooodles! By Hasbro.

It's all about preparations. Who knows when some ky, handcuffs, of sports equipment will come in handy.

don't forget the "back massager"

i would never forget that april

Oh yeah. YOu could pull something and need a "massage". Do you think any of those come with heat? Hmmmmmmm, new invention perhaps. Although, I don't want to be around for the lawsuits if one short circuits.

no shit… you know some idiot would fry themself.

Even though it was clearly marked, not for use in bathtub, dumbass.

that reminds me of slumber part massacre 3…the chick plugs in her toy and then gets in the bath to use it and dies.

I thought it was great fun to see the staff constantly sliding panels around to block the camera. Something about it just struck me as really comedic.

I prefer Slumber Party Massacre 2.

somehow i knew you would know about that movie…i heart you juju. ;)

Please tell me you saw The Gates of Hell and Evil Dead

OH and Rock and Roll Highschool. Awesomeness.

please tell me no hasn't seen evil dead, becuase that would break my heart.

hey juj - did you see my name is bruce?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. One word, Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Ok, that's 4. Kicks Heroes ass any day of the week.

of course i have. i've seen all of the evil dead movies. "this here is my boomstick" hahaha, i love bruce campbell.

Have you seen his Old Spice Commercial. I even loved Army of Darkness.

i friggin' loved that commercial!

i think my name is bruce is so freakin' funny tho

You know old Brucey is on Burn Notice, right? I love that man.

he's the funny version of jim carrey…i hate jim carrey.

@juju - so in love w/MST3K. that was definitely hottest thing to happen to geeks since will crusher.

ok. i'm sick today, some allergy something, back to bed. could I be allergic to tuesdays? it happened on a tuesday. OMG. OMG!

i LOVE burn notice. :)

JUJU, APRIL, and DEIMOS…can I marry ALL of you? MST3K kicks some canoodling midget ASS. And have you seen Bubba Ho Tep????

My least favorite word is puberty, I think it just sounds like pubic hair and body odor.

once those fat cats over in washington change the laws i'd be happy to marry all 3 of you. lol

Bubba Ho Tep was ok…not my favorite movie from him.

Deimos- Army of Darkness is my favorite but Bubba just cracked me up at certain parts. My dad was an Elvis fanatic so that's probably why…

shop smart..shop s-mart

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit… and Jack just left town.

my favorite part of ED2 is when he's about to cut off his hand and he goes "who's laughing now?"…that shit cracks me up. the look on his face is priceless.

has anyone seen "they live'? i'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum.

I haven't seen They Live…just IMDB'd and it looks awesome!!! Will have to check it out- I love cheesy shit like that.

i love that movie. another good one is "slashers" but it's really hard to find. cheesy to the max but great. :)

i loved bubba ho tep, they are making a sequel. im PSYCHED

wasn't Drew dating Spike Jonz like 5 minutes ago? what a slut.

I used to like Drew–back in her PRE-canoodling days! Now, it seems as though she will canoodle with just about any guy…The grown up version of LITTLE GIRL LOST :(

I admit I did not love Bubba Ho Tep, but I will check out the sequel. I will marry all yall bitches. We don't need the goverment. We can just move to Idaho or Utah and set up shop. We'll have a MST3 marathon for our honeymoon.

and it shall be the grandest honeymoon of them all…

What if, oh I don't know, I'm not allowed in Idaho for the next 2-4 years? Utah it is I guess, at least they have no problem with polygamy