Um ... Hilarious?

Dita Von Teese reveals her plans for a Halloween costume:
For Halloween, I'm going to look like a normal girl, put some bronzer on, some spray tan on and wear some jeans. People will ask me where my costume is!
I would never do this in normal life, that's why I'll do it at Halloween. It's a bit funny and people think I'm not wearing a costume but I really am.
It's a sad day when the girl who wears tiny top hats on a regular basis finds jeans to be silly.
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Oh wow Dita you are so witty and smart! snaps and golf claps. Now pull your head and tiny hat out your ass and analyze what went wrong in your life that made you end up a painted up high end stripper.
I think just not being sexy-(any costume idea here) is breaking the mold. I went to a costume store a few days ago and apparently halloween is all about making mundane shit sexy. There was a sexy blockbuster worker costume. WTF.
She is fierce on so many different levels but this is just….uh…sad? You dance around in a martini glass naked for panting men and women who wear jeans are unacceptable?
No Dita… You wear a costume every day of your life because it is the only way you will get noticed. Us 'normal' gals can wear jeans and spray tans and feel just fine! I don't need to shove stilletos up my hoo-hoo to get noticed, thankyouverymuch.
Awe C'mon let her have her fun. I wish more white girls would skip the tanning beds and spray on tans and just let their natural pale skin glow. Part of the fun of Halloween is playing a part you never do in normal life. I think she'd be funny and cute as a "normal" girl.
Ya bunch of Killjoys.
Is she saying that this look is unacceptable? No. She's saying it's not her normal garb so that's what she'll be for Halloween. In no way is this degrading. Moving on…
I want to like her, but her patronizing attitude is such a turn-off.
Ugh! It's a costume because it's not what she normally wears. She's not putting down what other people wear normally, for her it will just be a costume.
The haters will hate her no matter what she wears, the good thing is I think Dita's long since given up giving a flying f- what people think of her.
I actually quite like her style, it is just the way she said she vowed never to wear jeans and how she defines a "normal girl" that gets under my skin.
I've got my top hat and cane,
And a pocket full of miracles.
Pocket full of miracles,
Pocket full of miracles.
Perhaps I should have gone with a spray tan instead of going into the booth. My boobs are peeling.
I will say that the only people who can get away with wearing tiny top hats are Dita and little dancing monkeys.
I agree the spray tan bronzed up look is most definatly a scary one, yet the majority of young girls find this look attractive?! My oh my.. I think this is a good idea… Oh how beautiful you are Dita <3