Wahler's Getting Wed!
They're Registered at Arnie's Bail Bonds

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Consummate tower of rage, Jason Wahler, is engaged to this Aryan ische!

Wahler's rep confirms to TMZ that Jason proposed last weekend to his USC tennis star girlfriend, Katja Decker-Sadowski. We're told he picked out the four-carat (holla!) emerald cut diamond ring at XVI Karat in Beverly Hills.

Prior to the wedding, it's unlikely Wahler will divorce himself from his racism, homophobia and self-hate, so Katja should expect a full house and a whole lot of bruising.

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Aug 28, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses
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    Comments (15)

    No. 1 evil twin says:

    LC's going to be so pissed.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    What if someone "accidentally" hit him with their car? Would that be such a bad thing?

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    No. 3 evil twin says:

    Yes, it would make a hell of a dent in someone's car. Why not just push him off a cliff or something?

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    Good point. Maybe he's at some Canyon drinking much wine. No, he seems like a Jaegar guy. And he just walks right off the cliff. It happens everyday.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    Is he looking at little Stappish in that photo?

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    I really hope this guy doesn't have a sex tape. I have a feeling he sucks at it. I feel sorry for his soon to be wife. I am going to send that ho a jack rabbit.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 7 chela47 says:

    Whoa whoa whoa - this girl is just a sophomore in college and she's getting married? I don't care who the guy is, that's a bad plan.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    No. 8 sar says:

    Chela - Shoot… where I'm from if you aren't married by freshman year you start looking into adoption.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    No. 9 sar says:

    Who does he look like? Josh Groban? Bronson Pinchot? Help me out.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    No. 10 evil twin says:

    Balki? Don't be ree-dic-u-lous.

    I really get a Scott Stapp vibe with the thick neck and that glare.

    Oh help me Jesus. I just said "Scott Stapp" and "vibe" in the same sentence.

    *barf*

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    No. 11 Huntsy says:

    He looks like Colin Farrell so much it hurts me.
    I loves me some Colin.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    No. 12 sar says:

    I think you're right, Huntsy.

    Evil, I think the juxtaposition of Scott Stapp and Jesus is more intriguing. Discuss.

    Posted: Aug 28, 2007 at 10:56 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    I think he looks like a giant caca head. I dare anybody to disagree with me. Ok, so there's a dash of the Geico cave man mixed in.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 9:55 am
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    Totally, sar. Stapp always gives that Jesus pose, though, so there is a correlation.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    No. 15 steve13 says:

    Dude! Check this out! IT'S TOTALLY ABOUT JASON WAHLER! that dude who can't rap on Celebrity Rap Superstar hahaha. It's pretty dope.

    If you know who Chris Crocker (the guy who FREAK OUT about B Spears, then you'll enjoy this. Also, if you know who Jason Wahler is, yeah THAT guy from Laguna Beach and Celebrity Rap Superstar.

    CHECK IT OUT! It's hilarious.

    http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2.....one-video/

    http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2.....one-video/

    http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2.....one-video/

    Posted: Sep 24, 2007 at 3:23 pm
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