Here's a recently rehabilitated Britney Spears making her grand reentry into West Hollywood and proving to everyone that no longer is she a drunk larva of yesteryear. Now, she is a bewigged, shawled butterfly.
Part Pussycat Doll, part Miss Daisy, all fragile liability.
The tears will come when she turns to that big, black bouncer leading her by the hand and goes, "Charles, you're my best friend." and he says, "Yes'm." Then everyone knows that, were it not for a minor difference in age and an unfortunate, racially divided South, theirs could have been one of the greatest loves ever.
Heartbreaking!
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She's still a mess and her shoes do not fit. Her heels should not be hanging off the back. Get this bumpkin a stylist!
I'd love to see her just sign away her parental rights. What is this chick doing? Where is she going dressed like this, and why isn't she spending time with her family?
Love the hole in the shroud, I mean sweater. She's just like us!
Hello, Mr. Werthan? Yeah, it's me. Guess where I'm at? I jus' finished drivin' yo mama to da store.
[laughs]
Hoke Colburn: Oh, yeah, she flap around some, but she's all right, she in da store. Oh, Lord, she jus' looked out da window an' seen me on da phone… prob'ly gonna throw a fit right there at da checkout!
HA HA! I don't think it's a hole! I thought it was too. I think it's a fucking BELT LOOP with NO BELT. GHETTO! HA HA HA HA.
She kills it. What is she doing? Just POPPING into the club for 45 minutes?? Not enough time to get drunk but enough time to get her feet wet?? HA HA. Oh please bitch. Just go ahead and stay in there for a few hours - stop delaying the inevitable. Don't tease us crackhead. Just do it. You can't stay home for 5 fucking minutes you damn attention whore. Lets just get it over with.
AND I'm POSITIVE KEVIN got CHILD SUPPORT with that settlement. THERE is NO WAY he walked away with the terms of the pre-nup if he got any kind of custody at all. Plus he already got that FERRARI BACK and that bitch was worth 500K. We aren't stupid. He spent HALF of the settlement already?? I don't think so. HE isn't even that dumb.
She's wearing those lame blue contacts again a la Paris Hilton. Kevin got $1million cash, all his marriage toys including the ferrari, jewlery, etc. lawyers fees paid, plus $20k spousal support per month. In exchange he has to keep his mouth shut about Britney. He's already seeing Shar Jackson again.
Those shoes are effing ugly. And she can't even walk in them. This girl refuses to have a stylist and always looks like a child dressed her.
Your talent won't dissapear just entertain and be a superb Mom…………..that's all, really!
Your talent won't dissapear so just entertain and be a superb Mom…………..that's all, really!