It Had to Be the Seacrest

ryansea

Last night's piddling Emmys provided background noise for the second smallest audience in the show's recorded history. This means that Perez Hilton is now a bigger draw than an entire auditorium of his subjects. What that means, we do not know, but that shit just don't seem right.

Sep 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
Related Posts

  • No related posts found.
  • Comments (7)

    No. 1 Ruby Jackson says:

    Ugh. Can't stand PH, and Ryan Seacrest needs to come out already. Who's he fooling? Only his mother.

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 1:18 am
    No. 2 sar says:

    I have no problem with my son being gay. He's just not entertaining. I told him, stick with the piano lessons! But does he listen.

    Best,
    Mommy Seacrest

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 1:51 am
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    I love my boring gay son.

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    No. 4 evil twin says:

    Was that a perfect movie, or what, juju?

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    No. 5 adamblast says:

    Cornnuts!!

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 6 sar says:

    what movie?

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    No. 7 evil twin says:

    "Heathers." At one of the funerals, a dad stands up and shouts, "I love my dead gay son!" and collapses into sobs.

    adamblast,

    Plain or BBQ?

    Posted: Sep 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    Leave a Comment

    It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

    Already have an account? Then log in!

    Scroll Posts