It Had to Be the Seacrest

Last night's piddling Emmys provided background noise for the second smallest audience in the show's recorded history. This means that Perez Hilton is now a bigger draw than an entire auditorium of his subjects. What that means, we do not know, but that shit just don't seem right.
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Ugh. Can't stand PH, and Ryan Seacrest needs to come out already. Who's he fooling? Only his mother.
I have no problem with my son being gay. He's just not entertaining. I told him, stick with the piano lessons! But does he listen.
Best,
Mommy Seacrest
I love my boring gay son.
Was that a perfect movie, or what, juju?
Cornnuts!!
what movie?
"Heathers." At one of the funerals, a dad stands up and shouts, "I love my dead gay son!" and collapses into sobs.
adamblast,
Plain or BBQ?