Because the Internet has rendered useless everything but vehicles, guns and dentists (and don't think somebody isn't working on those three right now), entertainment television show Extra has seen its ratings drop precipitously recently. Rather than take that as a sign they should pack it up and get the hell out of town the way we'd like them to, the show's producers are instead "shaking things up" by firing their current hosts, Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon, and hiring busty former actor Mario Lopez to replace them. Sugar Ray reunion show in 5, 4, 3…
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ohhhhh nooooo! he was so cute when he first arrived on dancing with the stars. allllll downhill from there. i don't even have tv and i'm sick of him.
That's sad, I was so proud of Mark McGrath for breaking in to a good job after his little band went away.
And if it hasn't been abundantly clear up til now. I HATE MARIO LOPEZ, that skank ass cheating crap nanner, freaking oiled up nobody, woman looking daytime talk show ninny head with a perma-smug smile and hangy downy muscles, and tell you what else, he can kiss my eye pee, and there will be eye pee, ohhhh will there be eye pee.
sar, tell us how you really feel. winks! ;)
I'm not picking up on the subtle prose you're laying down, Sar. Can you show me on a doll?
You know what's wrong with television and movies? Hollywood keeps recycling has been actors and actresses, and shows and movies. What happened to writers? What happened to new plots? What happened to really great newly discovered talent from all parts of America and the world? Jeeez, you don't have to be a brain surgeon to figure out why the entertainment industry is losing money.
Does ANYONE actually like Mario Lopez?
Seeing that picture, I got a flash forward to a 75 year old Mario Lopez with that same dumb baby face, and it made me kind of sad . . . for humanity.
Yes Janice. The answer to your question is (drum roll please) Mario Lopez. Do you mean aside from himself? Sorry he taps a hidden rage in me for some reason.
Me too Bootsie. I don't quite understand it myself, but I hate him, blindly and fully.
Mario is the douche's douche. He makes Jeremy Piven uneasy.
Janice, your hate for Mario Lopex has 20/20 vision.
Good eye, baby.
Bootsie, that made me giggle - like, that really dorky low giggle that goes on just long enough to make people uncomfortable with me.
hms… tv has been around for what, 75ish years if that long? leave it to us to completely obliterate all our natural resources right away. "what happened" to plots and actors is that the industry had more success than it had maturity… think of TV as like, Britney Spears, and think of the last 5 years of TV as… like, the last 5 years of Britney. You see where I'm going with this?
At least, that's what I think about the whole thing.
ps COREY HAIM IF YOU ARE READING THIS TELL MARIO LOPEZ HE'S A DOUCHECANOE.
Depending on Mario Lopez for your shows success or failure is like using band aids after surgery. It's just not going to work.
Am I the only person who is rendered physically ill at the sight of Mario Lopez? His disgustingly toned body, oiled hair, and dimples that remind me of wells on the English countryside cause my stomach to do the tango with my bladder.
Yes, upon viewing Mr. Lopez I vomit and urinate on myself… not out of love, but out of pure hatred.
I always appreciate when the people I love vomit and piss on me.
Can't stand mario lopez what a joke!!!!!