Here's Hoping You Die First
We thought that maybe Eva Longoria just had a lapse of judgment when she decided to star in Over Her Dead Body, which premiered last night in LA. But apparently she's continuing to make bad decisions, like voicing her plans on haunting hubby Tony Parker after she dies:
I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him.
He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like, 'If I’m going to the afterlife, you’re coming with me.'
Listen, just because you're Eva Longoria doesn't mean you can spew the crazy and not creep everyone out.
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It reminds me of a movie I once saw…………hmmmm, what was that movie? Oh yes, Fatal Attraction. If I were Tony I would run for my life and take my bunny with me.
run tony! she's going to kill your ass! what a selfish thing to say. if i died i'd want my husband to move on and find someone that could make him happy. after all, i am dead.
If she were a man, and Tony were a woman, everyone would be saying, "leave his ass Tonette, before he ostricizes you from your family and starts beating your ass."
I guess in her world stalking = devotion.
You say, "just because you're Eva Longoria" as if it's a good thing! I think it makes her crazy that much more threatening. She's like a squirrel. Seemingly harmless, and maybe even a little cute, but ready to strike with its little claws and rabid teeth at any moment.
Run, Tony!
Annoyance in the afterlife. Beelzebub won't let her out of Hades if she dies before Tony.
Janice probably has the best description of Eva Longoria I've ever heard. Plus there's something about those teeth of hers that scream "rodent" to me.
Give Beelzebub a couple days with her having no where to go but to him…he'll let her out. "Satan, dammit, don't you know who I AM?"
Sweet fancy mcforeskin. Look at those chompers. She smiles like a shark.