Ooohhh, Paris. It's so sweet of P-Hilt to make sure we don't have a full week without some snatch shots. Thankfully (and mysteriously) she understands the value of underwear. Perhaps I shouldn't be so hard on the girl, though, because according to The Scoop and Josh Radin's MySpace page, she was feeling a touch under the weather at Jay-Z's Vegas concert where she provided this shot:

“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”

When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

Adorable.

Well, at least it looked like she was over that momentary bout of the stomach flu when she stopped by San Francisco to promote her new fragrance yesterday. I tried to make it o see her, I really did. That, or I repressed the memory that I knew she was in town.

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