
We have good news and we have bad news. First we'll start with the good: Shrewish conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck is considering leaving her chair at The View round table. The bad news: She's still going to be gracing our television sets. Says a source:
Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of 'pouting.'
Naturally, the fair and balanced FOX News is offering her a position as an anchor for one of the network's shows. At least she will be around the rest of the crazies.
Update: Yes, Cord called it last week.
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I hate that bitch with the intensity of a thousand suns. If her kids turn out to be swishing queens, Gods existance will have finally been proven.
if she had any gumption whatsoever, she'd stay on the show and toughen up.
if she could actually argue coherently and intelligently, and not cry when challenged, she'd be a great foil for the rest of those women.
but it's easier for a wuss like her to be amongst those who share her viewpoint. that way, all she has to do is nod her head and say "I agree…absolutely" instead of trying to debate.
now, they just have to get rid of Sherri "I'm not so sure the world is round" Shephard.
One can only hope, Milly.
Actually, when she gets "passionate", she just starts blubbering like an idiot and name-checking that piece of shit movie "Crash".
Why do you all hate her? She is young and they stick her on a panel of angry middle age to senior Liberals. Give me a break… why not make it fair, two left and two right? But I guess that is how you guys try to win.
of course; FOX news. How fitting.
Yeah and you have CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC.. I love how you all hate Fox news when it is only ONE channel. One that is watched more than any other by the way.
to comeonnow…listen, I'm all for intelligent debate.
but when one side is totally uninformed and cries when challenged…well, that's not debate.
Two left and two right would be great, but they need to get a person on the "right" who can actually argue and not just whimper.
re: Fox being the most watched, that is true. but (allegedly…and I say that because I don't know what the surveys actually say) CNN is the "most trusted" news source.
Personally, I watch none of them…I get my news on-line thru Reuters or the AP. The only news I'll watch on TV is the BBC America News. Perhaps the ONLY unbiased news source on TV.
yes yes. it's because she's so young and so pretty and liberals are so senior and middle aged (and fat and ugly too).
there are smarter conservatives than her who can actually formulate a coherent thought which has not been spoon fed to her the great GOP Talking Point Creator in the sky.
I would love to see her go head to head with someone like Rachel Maddow. That would make me gleeful.
well, at least now she's gone home to the Fox Womb and she'll never have to think for herself or try to debate a point without crying again and making it all about her her her! again.
spoon fed to her BY the great GOP Talking Point Creator in the sky…
Hasselbeck is a perfect example of the knuckleheads in that study referred to in the post above.
You can show her facts that contradict her, and she'll cling to the lie. And then cry that people are being mean to her.
(and has Sherri Shepard ever seen a picture of the Earth from space?!)
I think Rachel Maddow's been planning on what side dishes she'd like on her plate when gets to eat Elizabeth Hasselbeck for lunch. I think fries would be tasty. Oooh! and that apple crumble stuff… that would be my vote. I'm hungry.
Maddow eating Hasselbeck? I don't think Elisabeth swings that way.
If this woman was not conservative and blonde, Fox would have no interest in her, whatsoever.
That network is about as reputable as a serious news network as Hooters is as a serious restaurant.
RE: No. 6 Comeonnow
"…Fox news… is watched more than any other by the way."
Well, because you FOXites have only one choice (at least to your way of thinking) while everyone else has multiple choices, it stands to reason that FOX may have more viewers than either one of the others individually. Does FOX have more viewers than all of the others collectively?
If this woman was not conservative and blonde, Fox would have no interest in her, whatsoever.
That network is about as reputable as a serious news network as Hooters is as a serious restaurant.
"…Fox news… is watched more than any other by the way."
And just how is this the slightest bit pertinent?
Would love to see her on Fox. She's too smart to be stuck with a handful of angry middle-aged women day after day. I don't know what took her so long to wise up.
Re HMS No. 15:
You are soooo clueless. Fox is the highest rated news show around and over 30% of its viewers categorize themselves as Democrats. Get off the blogs once in a while and see the real world :)
too smart? if she's "too smart" for them, she should be putting them in their place and shutting down their arguments, not crying because she thinks they're "mean" to her.
as for Fox being the "highest rated"…you may not understand this, but that does not translate to "reputable", "most unbiased", "most accurate" or most trusted".
Thank you Jesus!!! I can't stand that shrill voice…and she can't go 5 seconds without interupting one of the others, who actually might have something intelligent to say. Her radical Republican rants are lost on anyone with a cerebral cortex who has survived the last 8 years of a Bush administration. And I totally agree, Sherry Shepherd should be next. She can't decide if the world is flat, let alone who she should vote for…
Keep in mind, she was on Survivor. That alone has always made me roll my eyes at her. Good riddance to her from the View. I don't watch FOX News anyway, now I'll never have to hear her opinion. Thank God. It won't happen soon enough. And yeah, get rid of Sherry the idiot too.
IS she holding "If you like Red Door, you'll love BREAD WHORE"?
See more stupid left wing bias, I'm glad she's off that show, she's too smart for the ladies that are left, that are all kool-aid drinkers.
You know people the majority of people don't think like you crazy left wingers, and I'm be laughing my butt off when McCain and Palin our in the White House, jejejeje-hahahaha-hehehehehe
The Right Wing Fox Network of Right Wingers like Sean The Pawn Hannity and Bill "All Women Have Vibrators" O'Reilly would hire this warmongering idiot. She's 31 so if she's hired by Fox as an anchor it won't be long before the leering old men at Fox replace her with someone younger and stupider and bleached blonder.
kit- you dillhole, Fox is a network. Not a "news show."
who's "sooooooooooooooooooooo clueless" now.
and if you're going to pull statistics directly out of your own ass, then please link a source. even if that source is "my own ass.")
are you the same drive-by who argued that she watched Fox News so she could get news from her own perspective. because if so, you've already proven incapable of independent thought.
move along, please. we angry-middle aged women have to resume our discussion of our barren wombs, hairy armpits, and hot flashes.
(and no you, do NOT get a smiley face.)
ah, steelerlou. as fucking moronic as ever.
your comment is practically poetic in its unintelligibility. it's like a dick and jane book (i'll play the part of jane, thankyouverymuch):
See more stupid left wing bias
See more stupid left wing bias run
Run more stupid left wing bias, run
Typical response from a kook-aid drinker
Moronic is as moronic writes
What do you have against Kool-Aid, asshole!?
a kook-aid? Oh, so now we're getting racial!?
Isn't amazing how the MSNBC, CNN, Headlines News and ABC News combined don't even match the viewership that FOX News has.
More and more people (Democrats or Independents) switched from those bias, Obama ass licker networks to a real organization that gives you two views to every arguement
But people keep up the good arguments you sounds like idiots :)
I love when people who cannot form proper sentences or use correct grammar call others idiots.
no racism here people, just telling it like it is, no one agrees with your view, you attack them, belittle them and try to be overbearing with them, but not here people…
There's a new Sheriff in town (Steelerlou) :)
Its like a fat man calling a fat woman fat.
GET! IN! MY! BELLY! steelerlou's children!
I don't speak for everyone else, but I enjoy belittling people because it makes me feel better about myself.
Now eat a bowl of dicks, lou. And for Xenu's sake, lay off the fucking commas.
Ha! No station editorializes like Fox News - the first proponents of "living across from Russia counts as foreign policy experience." I am sure a good chunk of the viewers watch to see what they are up against - I mean, I can't even imagine how many O'Reily hate-fuck viewers there are.
see, perfect example, can't make a good argument so all you have is to attack the grammar…
What, am I here to impress you? Are you my teacher? Am I in school?
Trying to be brief and to the point
Sheriff? What, bringing law to the interwebs? Christ on a crouton, do you even know what vibe you are putting out?
you guys are funny….
who needs to go the Comedy Store, all the laughs are here
steelerlou, you crack me up.
you just made my argument for me, thank you.
so let's see what you've got…
a serious well thought out argument please. one that addresses why it is you don't like obama and why it is you favor mccain, or whoever it is you favor. with reasons to back up your arguments.
coming in and saying you're "telling it like it is" when you haven't said anything is…
how do you say…?
MORONIC.
Oh and by the way, the hags run this town.
Hugz,
stm.
lulz.
still waiting for you to make an argument…
blah.
so true.
i forgot.
:)
Regardless of our differences, I think we can all agree that Elizabeth Hasselbeck does no favors to her party. She is a poor representative because she always comes off as crazy or stupid. If you look like you're going to cry or go crazy everytime someone gangs up on you then you only look like the one with a weaker argument regardless if it's right or wrong.
Still haven't seen any good argument, just attacks, typical way of the Dem's.
Hey steelerlou - what would you like an argument against?
thank you steelerlou, as i thought.
LULZ.
Also, I had no idea that "kool-aid drinker" "kook-aid drinker" and sounding like "idiots" were terms of endearment rather than attacks.
he has nothing to say.
just noun, verb, kool-aid, typical "Dem's".
it's too bad. i was itching for a good debate too.
See lou. I'm just the asshole who shows up to throw one line insults. stm and lisa are the brains behind the operation here. i'm like the token black kid in teen comedies who is just supposed to say things like "that is wack yo!" and "bling blang!"
Blah…
What you call crazy or stupid, I call passionate.
Argument….
Not voting for Obama because I don't think we should tax the rich to give to those who don't deserve anything or people that think they are entitled to something.
I want my country to be safe, and with him, the enemy will be embolden, get stronger on his watch and prepare an attack on us in our own country.
Diplomacy should only be used when you know that those you wish to be diplomatic to are serious at the offer and not maliciously plotting to destroy you behind your back.
I make a moderate living, and try to get by and I'm not sitting around hoping the government can send some help to me, I make choices for my family so that we can continue living a proud life, working hard, paying my tax share, and living by the laws and rules handed down from generation to generation
Justice - Another reason why I want McCain to win, he will appoint Supreme Justices that will follow the Constitution and not Legislate from the bench and create new laws
Those are some reasons, will give more after the break ;)
lou is karl rove.
Sheesh people, give me a break….
I was typing my arguments :)
jejejejeje-hahahaha-hehehehe
Karl Rove
that's a good one - hehehehehe :)
I didn't say she was, I said that she is coming across that way. Let's be honest - passionate or not, she certainly can come across as not always being as informed as she want's to be. I'm sure that she really does have points that many would (surprisingly) agree with. However, if you come across as someone who can be intelectually bullied, you are not going to get anyone else to really listen to what you have to say.
i especially enjoyed the comment about "Get in my belly"
is it true, you wished to eat my kids….
Shame on you….
you mean cutting and pasting from another forum of discussion?
I got it! steelerlou is Boss Hogg! I knew I recognized you.
Also PLEASE tell me that you are not a Steeler's fan. I'm begging you.
Yeah. I'm the hag who hates kids, especially retarded babies.
I'm off to go eat fetus' and watch liberal television now. Perhaps pray to Allah and burn an American flag.
Lou, Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you
I understand blah your argument, but come on, 4 women against one, no wonder she's always attacked or having to look like she's always defending herself.
The is called the "The View" and I'm assuming it's the view of all Women, not just women who support the Democratic Ticket.
Why don't they place another supporter of the Republican Part and a Moderate (Independent), so you can actually have a fair and balance view of women.
I don't think the breakdown of women views is 4 to 1, I believe it's closer to 50% to 50%
Just my view :)
Wow Mae, didn't think you were a Human hater, an American hater too.
I'll pray for you, God Bless
Damn work - but I will address the whole Constitution line. Do you like your privacy? Becuase you know that is judicial activism at its finest. It is a "penumbra" right, steelerlou.
As for taxing the rich - you think Joe Francis, tax evader, is worrying about you? Or that his good idea is the product of hard work? Until we go to a consumption tax, a tierd system is the best bet. That 24,001th dollar means a lot to a teacher, who works really fucking hard. Not so much to a trust funder. Working hard doesn't result in fairness, and pretending it does, and putting your head down and working harder won't make it so. We are on this sinking ship together and if I pay an extra 1000 so a single mother pays less and can put food that isn't McDonald's on the table - absolutely! I would. Christian fucking charity, and I'm an aethiest.
But most telling is the thought that people want something for nothing. Who are those people? Are you talking tax burden wise, or social program wise?
Queencrone….
Yes I am a Steeler fan, always have been and always will be for at least 35 years or more.
Problem with that?
Yes. Yes I DO have a problem with that.
Now what?
steelerlou - are you serious, do you not get sarcasm? Or are you being flippant?
are you all having problems with Mollygood website?
lou, i'm also jewish.
Lisa, what are you talking about? What sarcasm? Please help me understand
Yes.
Well, what's your problem with the Steelers
Go Patriots!
Lisa I replied to your comments, did you read them, as I don't see them here at all
jejejejejeje
jejejejejejeje
jejejejejejejejeje
Patriots
jejejejejejejejeje
jejejejejejejejejeje
only 3 superbowls
we have 5 baby
are you still here Lisa
I think Elisabeth will fit right in with Fox news. Too bad she is almost too old for the network, and likely won't be there long. Criticize Fox News all you want, but at least you know where they stand. So if you watch them, you know what you are going to get.
Lou, I am a very long time Steelers fan.
I guess I have to remember that a stopped clock is right twice every 24 hours.
You have EXCELLENT taste in football teams.
true
of course :)
Well that is true ATLcutie, but at least you get both views to all arguments
She is still my girl crush, probably because I can't bring myself to watch the view. Can I hang out with you Mae? I want to be the token white girl who wishes she were black.
Whoa, Wordpress must be a Republican.
Okay, so long as you do not try to steal my token black kid in teen comedies who's sole purpose is to say stuff like "yo, that is wack!"
Or a scientologist. I hear it hates the word p h a r m a c y.
i'm really amused by this fiction that at fox news you hear all sides of the argument.
really really amused.
i also really really need to go home and get really really drunk.
peace out, bitchez!
LOLZ! Too perfect, queencrone.
Sorry - I was out getting a haircut. I think mae was kidding about the baby eating etc.
MG has been eating comments a lot lately. She is a fickle mistress and, apparently, hungry.
oh and p.s., steelerlou, how many mccain reward points did you get for your posts here today?
i notice that you never have anything to say on any posts that aren't mccain related.
and i'm just wondering if you've signed up for his "rewards" program.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....03589.html
Oh STM!! GAME OVER! Nice work.
Also, I have to sing this song with an accompanying happy dance: Cord was right. Cord was riiight. He called it on the ninth!
But what I don't understand is what do you get when you turn in all your collected reward points?
I am thinking it's like collecting the blue chip stamps from back in the day.
Do you earn a trip?
Do you get a toaster?
A tank full of gas?
The correct answer better not be:
You get President McCain!
Because that is lame.
I would prefer a free cooler like the bank gives me. At least the cooler is useful.
I'm glad she's getting away from those horrible bitches.
I hate the view and if she goes on fox thats another show I won't be watching!!!
hey no. 4. I changed my mind. If you get ovarian cancer, then God truly does exist.
Wow.
Buh Bye LizBit
She won't be gracing my TEEVEESET!
Milly#94 you are a sick person and to wish something so horrible on a poster is disgusting. You are a poor excuse for a human being. Judging from your angry comments your life must be horrible. You are a sick sick sick person. I hope other posters agree.. no matter what side you are on.. to say that is DISGUSTING!!!!
Sorry.. #93
Don't you hate that when you have a great rant going and then you realize that you made a mistake?
I knew "ShuttheFupMilly", that you were referring to the horrid, and alarmingly casual throwing around of a cancer wish. Cancer is nothing to joke about.
Denying homosexuals the pursuit of happiness. Dummying up our kids with creationism in schools. We are behind France in science and math by the way. The country the conservatives hate so much. Yeah, sure, the cancer comment was out of line, but at least it got some people's attention. It pales in comparison to what is really going on in this country. Stop being so sensitive.
Why don't you save your anger for something important, like saving this country.
You did capture my attention Milly, with the cancer jab.
I watched a very beautiful, good hearted friend die of cancer. She left two children and a husband. She fought a valiant fight. She lived through cancer with patience, grace and courage.
She taught me and those whose lives she touched to live through anything.
You're right. I apologize. Won't post anymore. It was insensitive. Sorry again.
Milly you are nuts.
"If her kids turn out to be swishing queens, Gods existance will have finally been proven."
I quote you in your post #1, than you rant in #100..
"Denying homosexuals the pursuit of happiness."
I hope you take a minute to look at your life. You are a very sick person and I really hope you do not have children. Your comment about cancer was horrible. Karma is a very bad thing to play with Milly.. becareful what you wish unto others….
I don't know why you would stop posting, Milly.
You certainly have got a lot of attention.
2 posters even incorporated your screen name in their screen names. ;-)
Milly should stop posting. Why on earth would anyone want to have a discussion or hear that persons opinion? She is full of hate and rage.
Of coarse she will just post under another name.. but her hate and rage will still come through… won't be to hard to figure out who she is again.
Hey guys! I heard that every other person gets cancer. Looks like Milly's days are numbered?
104. Nice to know you centered on the whole 'same sex" thing. Nice to know where your priorities are. I guess lack of education isn't as important as the evil homos.
you guys are so funny, what do you get when you guys earn you butt licking Obama points
109. 2/3rds of people blame the rebubs for our financial crisis. Count your days bitch.
110.. two companies that Clinton started… and Salle Mae gave Obama the second hightest donation. How about Obama return that to the american people. You will never hear about that though huh? Oh wait it is my fox news crap right? Grow up.. EVERYONE in Washingto lies.. it is just who can get away with it better. Both canidates are not worthy of the White House.
I believe that the Republicans pay “Elisabitch” by the Word for getting her
“digs” in about Obama every chance that she can. I think that there should be
an Investigation of her Bank Account – she MUST be paid “under the table” by
the Reps for bringing up completely inappropriate issues against Obama whenever she can! What a Witch she is—and so young with such limited points of view already.
Elisabeth is the only sane one of that group, those left wing nut jobs need her there to slap some since into them. Liberals are not used to being challenged so it pisses them off. Liberals are not challenged enough, look at Obama the media will not mention his history with Bill Aires or his preacher. Liberals just don't like to let facts get in the way. So stop the whining and actually think for yourselves and I bet a little light will come on in your heads.
Shannon you are exactly right…. Hasselbeck is GREAT! I would not mind her on Fox news though because she has a brain. There is a reason Fox news is #1 and it's because they are fair and balanced, they actually have people from both sides of an argument on unlike the other channels that only have one side. If people would watch it they would see it to be true, but like you said Shannon they don't let facts get in there way.