…And looks totally cool flashing said guns and riding in (on?) said cars!

the woman has 4 kids…she has to make money to buy those designer baby clothes somehow. lol

Last time I checked, most movies are…gasp…make-believe. We go to the movies generally to see visual representations of escapism or imagination, right?

So how is that hypocritical?

Seriously. Maddox, Zahara, Pax, and the other one have to out cute that Suri. It's hard with her having the power of Scientology behind her.

I thought you were a free speech advocate.

Did the Ancient Romans watch too much HBO, and that's why they were throwing all those Christians in the lions' den? Nero must have been a Tarantino fan, right? Hitler was a big slasher movie guy from way back, that explains it.

jus tliek exposure to magic has increased the use of magic 10 fold since the advent of harry potter. fuckin' potter.

Aahh, the old "video games make small frys more prone to acting out violent tendencies"…Yes they do, that's why you pull your fat kids away from the widescreen and XBox and throw them outside to play.

And I think your statement about no violent movies=less violent world is a pretty broad generalization about the state of affairs…I'm sure the male leaders of this planet would have a viable replacement for violent movies in no time.

Fact 3 is disputed here: http://elsa.berkeley.edu/~sdel.....-07-31.pdf

i dont really buy thier argument.. not enough studies

Angelina Jolie, bad-ass, on the hood of a car. It doesn't get much hotter than that. I hope they make a dozen movies just like this. Who's letting their kids watch it anyway? Blame them, not the movie maker.

Why can Bunnieballs answer when he's challenged, but not to a 350+ post thread where he's being offered love and affection?

I always thougtht the whole argument was bullocks (I like that word). I don't romanticize my youth. There was much craziness in the 80/90's but not on the level as now.

I think the internet (thanks Al Gore), which I LOOOOOOVE, opened us up to some wonderful things and some really bad shit.

With the new technology movies and games have beoome increasingly more realistic. Saw, Hostel, have taken horror movies to places Halloween never went.

Not that they wouldn't have, they didn't have the ability to. Good ole reality tv has blurred the lines even more. I am of course as guilty as anyone since I watch much of it.

Except the games, I'm strictly pac man and pong. I can't play anything too complicated.

I grew up playing Frogger and Kaboom on my Atari 2600, but have yet to maliciously run over any Amphibians or blow up anything besides balloons for my kids.

I do love violent movies (more Silence of the Lambs vein than craptastic Saw, etc etc). Without fail some dumbass trashy parent brings their child(ren) to these movies…

I confess to running over a snake. It totally had it coming. Stupid sidewinder.

Guitar Hero is totally going to fuck up my kids.

Actually, "A world without violent movies is a less violent world. Not at all am I saying all movies need to be delicate. I’m just stating a truth." Isn't necessarily a truth, and the article sited doesn't acurately defend that. I mean, even over looking the articles glossing of reserach methods, it really looks at the hours of video games played's correlation to increase in violence. What I will grant is that There is a correlation there, but correlations don't always equal cause and effect. The study doesn't cover level of violence in comparison to youths growing up in a culture without videogames - mostly simply by comparing percentages to past percentages and taking population into account.

I think that an arguement can be made that violent poeple often play violent videogames but there is no proof that video games caused the violent people, perhap are drawn to more violent games.

It raises the

Harry Potter is to blame for A LOT of what's wrong with the world…I just know he's had a hand in BritBrit's custody battle

April, are you ok? Did you doze off in mid-post and Freddy Krueger came for you?

I loved games Vice City and Hitman but have yet to turn into Tommy Vercetti or to sneak up and choke my target with a piano wire…yet

I loved games Vice City and Hitman but have yet to turn into Tommy Vercetti or to sneak up and choke my target with a piano wire…yet

some nintendo ds packing goon got me.

Quick get April some Tom juice

"Without fail some dumbass trashy parent brings their child(ren) to these movies…"

Seriously. Someone brought a kid who was at most 4 years old to Amityville Horror and then got pissed at him when he couldn't handle it.

Niiiiice.

Totally Ryan Reynolds' fault, though. Not the parents'.

cord, people have been killing eachother and going to war for as long as people have walked the earth. i seriously doubt that movies have anything to do with it. if we stopped making violent movies people would still be fighting and killing left and right.

Harry Potter worships the Devil, Bobby Boucher.

Here's a thought - speaking of violence and strife in the world, who thinks it's a heck of a lot more hypocritical and reprehensible that Tinsley Mortimer and Olivia Palermo skipped a benefit to raise money for relief efforts for Darfur because of a petty feud?

i went to see Saw 2 and sitting behind me were two people with VERY young kids…i'm talking 6 at the oldest. not even 5 minutes into the movie the kids are crying and begging their parents to take them home and what do the parents do? they laugh at their children and make them sit through the whole damn movie. i was floored. when i said something to them they told me "these are our kids and we'll make them watch whatever we want…mind your own fucking buisness bitch"…nice people.

Were they fighting over rights to a threesome with Puff Doodie and Aubrey O'Day?

terrible. in disney i wanted a family force this 6 year old on tower o fterror 2 times, craying hysterically both times.

While part of me would like to see less violence portrayed, I know it won't make a difference. Things are more graphic than they used to be but people have been fighting since the days or yore. I'm such an old fart now for using that phrase.

Even in a picture perfect world you know two idiots would get drunk and start a fight.

April, I do hope you mean watched rather than wanted…

nobody blames the parents anymore…it's always the tv or movies or video games. i guess personal responsibility is dead.

*watched. not wanted LOL

Ryan Reynolds alwasys scares me with his hotness. I wish he'd hold me.

oh i wanted them too it was good entertainment.. i mean.. umm

LOL I just read that. April just stands by as children are forced to one rides at Disney. The injustice of it all.

Hold me. Yeah. That's what I want Ryan Reynolds to do.

Hold me against the wall while he …

nevermind.

Has she ever been in a good movie? I can't think of any except, Gia, which is more like a tv movie. What a waste of space.

http://www.ilsvont.com

My las sentence made now sense. I don't even feel like I can correct it since I forgot what I was trying to say. I need to put down the pip.e

I want Ryan Reynolds to use his weapon of multiple orgasm on me.

Girl Interrupted was a decent movie, in my opinion. Life or Something Like it as well. And something else I'm forgetting.

i liek foxfire and i liked girl interupted

Oh. It may not be popular opinion, but I enjoyed Mr and Mrs Smith. A lot. A whole lot.

It's better than porn.

Definitly, Girl, but now I can't remember any of her other movies. Oh yeah, Tomb Raider, brain no workey today.

I think I just forget the one's we could have done without. For instance, 60 seconds. Too much Nicholas Cage and she should not go blonde again.

Hackers was a good movie. She stole Girl Interrupted right out from underneath Winona Ryder. Gone in Sixty Seconds was good too. And Mr. and Mrs. Smith was much better than it is given credit for. Brad and Angelina kicking each other's asses and then having hot sex? How is that not a good movie?

Problem is, evil, that while it encouraged sex between couples, it also encouraged violence and ass-kicking.

So it wasn't a good movie.

Sometimes people just need a good ass-kicking. That's my philosophy.

What if it encouraged sex during violence and ass kicking? It could be a compromise.

I remember Hackers now. It was with her first husband, right? He is hotness. I resent she sleeps with nothing but hot guys and a few girls.

I'd like to know she has suffered from beer goggles a few times in her life. Oh wait, Billy Bob. She's forgiven.

Brad and/or Angie can kick my ass anytime they want. Just give me about half an hour's notice so I can shave.

i liked the violent asskicking, i thought it was hott.

juju, yeah it was w/ Jonny Lee Miller.

Jonny Lee Miller is lovely. LOVELY.

::drooling::

This is really interesting:

http://www.killology.com/article_teachkid.htm

Even now and slightly balding, HOT.

i thought she looks pretty hot as a blonde…it's the nappy ass hair they gave her in gone in 60 seconds that made her look like crap.

That was a wig of Britney proportions.

O.k. I agree that most fault lies in the hands of moronic parents who expose children to violent movies/games, however…Jolie acting in violent films after all her grandstanding and third-world mission trips is like a PETA activist acting as an extra in a hunting how-to video to pay the rent (admittedly bad comparison, but you know where I'm going with this). And wasn't anyone else disgusted by the military themed b-day party for the oldest tot? What, dinosaurs or Thomas the Tank Engine were too passe? Seems a bit hypocritical to me.

Y'know what? Jonny Lee Miller is a long, tall, cool drink of Tom-ba Juice. Mmmm.

That guy driving the car has ONE HELL of a view.

When my kids were Maddox's age, I let them pick the party theme, too. They would've died of embarrassment if I'd done dinosaurs or Thomas the Tank Engine past age 3.

i dontknow why a kid wanting a military themed party is wrong.. this countries at war.. respect the right heros.. the 20 year old guys dying in iraq should be a little kids hero (reguardless of how nayone feels about why we are in the war or if we should be there)

gijoe

"knowing is half the battle"…LOL thanks april, now I'm having GiJoe flashbacks!

I don't think the birthday party thing means anything. Most little boys love that stuff. I refused to by my boys any kind of toy weapons, REFUSED to.

So what did they do, rip off their sisters Barbie heads and use them as grenades. They made guns out of bananas and sticks.

I decided it was ridiculous and bought them the toy guns to avoid someone getting an eye poked out with a branch.

I never taught them to play that way, they just did. They wrestle like puppy dogs and I don't get it. But I grew up with sisters so our fighting revolved around who stole who's shoes or make up.

It took me a few years to understand boys. I wish I had known most of this when I was still dating. You learn alot about men raising boys.

when i was 3 i was sargent slaughter for halloween. my poor mother, everyone said "what a cute little boy. G_I_JOE!! Whats his name?" and my mom said "April"

I missed most of what was above, I tried skimming, but was too far behind. I just want to insert here, that I loooove Angelina. I don't care if she's a bitch or a bobblehead…I would do her anytime any place.

lol, that's so cute April.

My oldest son is very cute, some would say pretty. I would try and dress him in all blue with firetrucks cars.

And without fail someone would always say, what a beautiful girl. He got all Britney and now keeps his hair buzzed.

hahahahahahhahahah "he got all britney"

words a monther never wants to utter about her children

Just so long as it stops at the head shaving. I'll have to put my foot down if he wants to start drinking Red Bull.

red bull is crap….monster and rockstar are the way to go

tab!!!!!!!!!!!

I ditto the Rockstar, regular or diet? These are important facts.

i'm a fan of sobe essential energy…mmmmmmmmmm. jittery goodness. (Actually, I like it b/c it DOESN'T make me jittery, but you know…)

i like the purple rockstar…mmmmm purple rockstar.

I'm strictly diet. I like a cold one right before I run. Suck on it red bull. They give you that tiny little can for like 3 bucks.

i use to work in a haunted house and red bull was always there for free…i simply cannot drink them anymore. they taste like you're drinking salt.

Something about haunted house and red bull crack me up. You need lots of energy when your scaring the crap out of people.

yes you do! that job kicked ass even though i got punched in the face a few times. it's always the gangstas…they try to look all tough for their girls so when you scare them they get pissed and sock you in the face.

You know, it weren't for violent movies, you wouldn't have gotten kicked in the face, deimos.

I'm not allowed to drink energy drinks…something about a murmur and what not.

::looks forlornly at her meager Diet Dr. Pepper::

i know! damn you hollywood!!!!

dr pepper is good too…i'm having one right now as a matter of fact. :)

Murmur, schmurer. Have a Red Bull, Cait.

and mysteriously cait was never heard from again.

i blame you kitchy.

Oh great, violence in the haunted houses. Is nothing sacred anymore. I'm going to have another Rockstar and ponder that shit. I'll be runnning around in circles though.

Kitchy killed her with that Red Bull.

I'm pretty sure I don't want to die prior to turning 30.

but lifes over at 30, remeber? drink the red bull.

the best part is when you scare someone so bad they piss themselves…then you have to sit in a dark hot hallway that smells like piss….come to think of it that job didn't kick too much ass…

Mmmmmmmmmm, pis and hot hallway. I think it's the new scent from Febreeze.

It wasn't me. The Scientologists got her.

April, who would then offer up updates on hurricanes? And entertain you with random photos of sushi?

Now they are infecting our energy drinks. The madness never ends.

no!!!!! don't tell me my rockstar has been tainted by tom juice! i don't want to go on living!

oh shush cait and pour yourself a glass of tom-ba juice.

Cait, will you drink the Red Bull ON your 30th birthday? Because remember, you turn 30 and it's all over anyway.

Kitchy's been tippling too much of the Tom-Ba into her energy drink…she's been sucked in by the Thetans!!

that's a very glib thing for you to say cait. ;) LOL

You'll have to pardon me. Thanks to Bunnyballs, I no longer have a heart, just a cold lump of coal.

you guys, we'll never get across the bridge without tom juice. i think we all need to be hooked up to e-meters and have our thetan levels checked. tom christ cruise recomends it after all..

Is Tom Christ related to Buddy Jesus?

yes, yes he is.

Kitchy, is it "Bunnieballs" or "Bunnyballs?" I've seen you spell it both ways. I need to have consistency in my slurs against Cord's anatomy.

Well I think it's Bunnyballs. Isn't singular "bunny"? And after the heartbreaking incident, I'm not giving him anymore balls than he deserves.

its true we can't have misspellings.

You're right, but "Bunnieballs" just looks cuter to me.

Then Bunnieballs it is.

Just don't put Bunniesballs.

aaaw do you think Bunnieballs likes his name?

I think he's ready to load us up in white vans himself right now.

Do I care if he likes he's name? He's a heartbreaking bunnieballed bastard.

Who physically hurts our feelings and dashes our hopes.

and performed microwave testing on us.

And sold our pit bulls on ebay.

to finance al qaeda. BASTARD

And the worst of it is, he framed Michael Vick. For shame, Cord, for shame…

He also framed OJ.

And he also framed that hideous picture of Gwyneth Paltrow he was drooling over the other day. That may be his sickest crime of all.

I bet Gwyneth had to take a shit during that photoshoot.

And he sent Dean towards the gulf of Mexico.

I like toitles!

Just think…if Bunnieballs had taken two minutes - TWO MINUTES - to answer even one - ONE - of our notes, we could've supported and even encouraged the daily noon kiss and hug session, and we'd make excuses for his shortcomings.

But fuck that. He gave me the Hershey squirts.

Why do I always miss the really great posts about ass kicking, sex, and Ryan Reynolds, yet I'm always around for the baby wipes, toilet paper, and tom juice postings??? Arrrghhh.

You have to change your schedule to accomodate the sex, ass kicking and Ryan Reynolds, and then you'll miss the Hershey squirts, toilet paper and Tom juice.

Well, Tom Juice does normally create the need for wipes and toilet paper.

Here, Be A, just to help you feel better.

http://www.canadiancontent.net.....ynolds.jpg

I really have to clean my monitor. I just got 2 inches on dust on my tongue.

*of* Dammit.

There's a better one I'm looking for but can't find.

Is it wrong that I kind of liked him as crazy axeman in Amityville??? He's not The Bale but he's close…seems like a funny guy to boot.
Ok who is Rachel what did I miss????

If it's wrong to have found George Lutz hot, then I don't wanna be right. Seriously, the scene where he's covered in blood? Wow.

You really did miss the 400+ post thread, didn't you Be A? *lol*

Dammit!!! I hope to have my own omlete in my own house someday…

Breastmilk makes omletes fluffier, but you can't produce any of that until after a child's exited your uterus.

That's pretty cool Cord piped in…I KNEW he strokes a white cat and cackles at this whole thing

By the way, do you know how difficult it is to overcome logic and type it as "omlete" every time now?

Kitchy Kitchy Cord! It kind of scares me that people like Rachel exist, I think I need Ryan Reynolds to hold me

Let's add omletes to the menu at Tom-ba Juice.

Dear Bunnieballs,

You made up your mind,
It was time it was over.
After we had come so far.
But I think there's enough,
Peices of forgiveness,
Somewhere in my broken heart.

I would not have chosen,
The road you have taken.
It has left us miles apart.
But I think I can still,
Find the will to keep goin',
Somewhere in my broken heart.

So fly,
Go ahead and fly,
Until you find out who you are.
And I,
I will keep my love unspoken,
Somewhere in my broken heart.

I hope that in time,
You will find what you long for,
Love that's written in the stars.
And when you finally do,
I think you will see it's,
Somewhere in my broken heart.

Cord, I,
I will keep my love unspoken,
Somewhere in my broken heart.

I hope that in time,
You will find what you long for,
Love that's written in the stars,
And when you finally do,
I think you will see it's,
Somewhere in my broken,
Somewhere in my broken,
Somewhere in my broken heart.

Strangling on my sobs,
Kitchy

FYI, I did C&Ped that, lest people think I spelled "pieces" wrong.

I can probably hook you ladies up with the sharks that have frickin laser beams.

OMG, Kitchy, I just choked on my delicious chocolate chip cookie. That heart breakin' bunnieballed bastard better say he's sorry.

OH MY GOD BUNNIEBALLS SHE WROTE YOU A FRICKIN POEM!!! Are you so callous that you won't respond?

Kind of glad I missed that thread cause I would have cut that chick too…annoying omlete.

I'd settle for him posting a Goldenballs story without a mean headline. That would show me that he was truly sorry.

It doesn't even have to be a NICE headline. Just a nonmean one.

I would settle for a photo where he is topless and isn't making a Stephen Baldwin face. I don't even care if the headline is mean.

You have a point. It's not like we read the text where Becks is concerned anyway.

Hell it could be written in Sanskrit

We'll see if he wants to make peace. It's up to you, Bunnieballs. You know we're a bunch of ruthless bitches, and we won't stop until you meet our demands.

Editor
Bunnieballs Jefferson

Editorial Director
David Hauslaib

Publisher
Jossip Initiatives

Initials are BJ…heee heee

He brought this all on himself. Much like he orchestrated the death of Princess Diana.

And ruined Michael Vick's NFL career. I hope you're proud of yourself, Bunnieballs.

I bet he keeps stealing Britney's underwear and that's why she's always going commando.

He totally wrote that "Popozao" song and told KFed it was a number 1 hit.

You mean popozao was not a number one hit? I still have it on my ipod. I like to chug my tomba energy drink, diet of course, and practice my hot kickboxing moves.

I'm in training to punch Brandon Davis in the other eye. Don't even let me see him at ihops.

Honestly though, the worst thing of all? Not only is Cord the father of cindy crawfords son. But he is responsible for not allowing that child to cut his damn hair.

He probably also let the dogs out. I don't think I can forgive that one.

Bunnieballs?? Is that Brad Pitt's new nickname? Dayam! And here i thought Angie ripped em off, and ate em raw

I have a simple solution for her! Take a lesson from Steven Spielberg and replace the guns with walkie-talkies. Don't you remember how the FBI tried to stop ET escaping with their walkie-talkies? Or how the Allies invaded on Normandy beaches and faced the insurgents' Atlantic Wall with walkie-talkies (Saving Private Ryan)? Or how all the German soldiers rounded up Jewish civilians (Schindler's List) with walkie-talkies?

How much better would Brangelina's films — namely, the Lara Croft series — would be if they replaced the guns with walkie-talkies!