Thanks Cord, you know you just unleashed the BSB trolls.

You are all just jelluzz haterz!!! How can you live with all that hate inside of you???? BSB are very talented and make great tunes. And they sing real good and are HOT!!! You are probably all fat hags and fags and have nothing to do but sit behind your computer all day spewing hate. I am 14 and have more of a life than you guys. Get a life and stop hatin' on good people.
There I think I covered everything for all the BSB zealots. No need for them to post now…it's all been said. Begone, before someone drops a house on you.

Oh, and that song sucked bunnieballs…

Now THIS is the perfect boy-band song. God how I miss Da Vinci's Notebook!

Trying it again….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEQA1Y50Txo

THat's not the best version… but it's a damn funny song anyhow.

*I'm going back to work now and promise not to bother you again… for a while.*

OMG ya'll r jus sooo jelouse!!! BSB totaly rox! your jus jelouse cuz your fat and ugli and their totaly hotttt!!! get a lyfe! bsb4evr!

Sorry. I had to do it.

LEAVE THEM ALONE, LEAVE THE BACKSTREET BOYS ALONE!

Sorry, I was inconsolable after watching that. Someone, hold me.

Here you go, juju, for being there for me the past few days.

*squeeze*

Thanks, I was remembering the days when Kevin was still in the group. Maybe they could just stick in, Kevin Federline?

Replacing one Kreepy Kevin for another…I like it. And lord knows KFark needs a gig.

It will be just like, Bewitched. Whoa, it's a Kevin, but it's not, Kevin. It will blow all those 12 year old minds. Wait, BSB fans must be like what, 20?

Wasn't the last one in here 19 or so? I think you're right.

Who else do the new tweens have to listen too? Hanna, those brothers, Hillary, ugh. I feel bad they didn't get to listen to Madonna before she was Madge. Look, I'm soaking in it.

my mom is bsb fan

I love all these imitation troll posts!

I am mildly enjoying the song. Sue me. OMG don't really sue me. I don't like it so much I'd buy it. But I'm not as annoyed as I am with, say, Nickelback, or Reba McIntyre. Ohhh yes I did.

Good lord, that was awful. I only made it to the second line. Could they not get that Carter kid some concealer for his undereye circles? He looks, um, rough.

@sar: I would lump Nickelback and Reba into Cord's "damaged recording industry" description. With you there!

My kids are all into the prefab Disney stuff. Yet, my son is starting to get into GN'R and Black Sabbath due to Guitar Hero, so there's still hope for him.

My daughter was singing some song a few weeks ago and I didn't recognize it so I asked her who it was and she said "The Naked Brothers Band." You best believe I jumped on the Google right that minute. And had to weed through approximately 100 pages of icky porn before I figured out it's the Thirtysomething lady's kids.

ET… TNBB drives me nuts! My 8 year old thinks Nat is ALMOST as cute as Zac Effron. She gets mad at me because every time the show's on, I block the TV and tell her they have to put their clothes back on 1st.

evil twin, who? i know about the Jonus brothers (the pawn used by disney to resurrect one of thoe rightfully daad songs about being american kids and being awesome for it)… Here's my problem. 10 yeats ago Disney was playing the Barenaked Ladies' music, and calling them BNL. Why all of a sudden did it become all right to use the word Naked in a band name with them?

On Black Sabbth - "Paranoid" got remade by a guy named Gus Black (who i'm in love with) and it's really mellow and pretty.

daad is swedish for dead. true story.

That's the "brothers group", I was trying to think of. OMG, why do them make me listen to that. Listen to some GNR kids. Mommy says listen to Alice in Chains or Stone Temple Pilots. Accck. That music makes me want to break something.

Ok, I meant, why do they, not them. That just did not roll off the tongue.

The mom is Polly Draper, I take it back, I thought Melanie Mayron was their mom.

Anyhoo, it's this kid band that centers on two brother Nat and Somethingelse Wolf. The band name comes from when they were toddlers and used to like to sing together in the bathtub supposedly.

juju ROFL you remind me of a lady who used to be my boss, and she regularly said things like that, and no one cared enough to stop her. "Them are coming in Friday for that meeting." WHAT?? HOW can she be making more money than I am!

evil, that bathtub story sounds like the most market-y advertisey gimmick since the advent of the busty blonde sportscaster.

creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

Yeah, naked bath stories with your siblings is creepy. I remember 30 something. I thought that was the most boring show ever. And look, now it's my life, ha. I jest.

Sometimes I'll take a class and hear the instructor say, we're fixin ta. We're fixin ta, what? Have a hoedown. I'll be the ho, who wants to get down?

you guys know wayyyyyyyyyyy too much about boy bands and the disney channel. if you were guys and not chicks i'd have to call in dateline:to catch a predator.

Believe me, it's not by choice. We tivo'd, Highschool Musical 2, torture.

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
(Don't wanna hear you say it)
I want it that way
I want it that way

that and that song off the last album, where they dressed up as 80's rockers…there only two good songs. "i want it that way" is a classic, like it or not.

Haha I just remembered the BSB commenter that tried to remind us that they were *naughty* and gave the example of the song, "if you want it to be good girl get yourself a bad boy"

i know we've abandoned this thread but i'm posting the link anyway, for my own amusement. plus it's extra funny because it seems so wrong that someone could possibly asociate the grating sound with the look of the Depp himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdte79RIj-w

james - i don't think it's as classic (can we even use that word here? it's not exactly Singin' In The Rain) as Quit Playin Games With My Heart.

good lord sar…i never even heard that song…and johnny depp should sue that youtuber.

i'm not a fan of "quit playin' games with my heart"…it's one of those songs that i admit is infectious but it doesn't move me like say "gimme more" (only half joking). but i read somewhere once that madonna said it was one of the best pop songs ever written so i guess you have a point.

You all are wrong. Seasons in the sun, is a song for the ages. Behold the glory.

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach

When I was a kid my cousins and I did a dramatic reenactment of the song. It was as great as Xanadu.

I should add that it was in my grandparents rumpus room. I just like the word, rumpus. It sounds dirty. Like, I like to take it in the rumpus. That was wrong of me.

"Little children everywhere.
When you see them I’ll be there."

I don't have to say it. The joke makes itself.

OMG, juju. That's a song for when you are sitting in a dark room making a list of your enemies.

That song has always creeped me the hell out.

It sounds like a song penned by a guy who has just killed his "trusted friend", Papa and Michelle and now he's kinda just cleaning his waffle pan and twitching ever so slightly.

jujubees, bad! bad! My association with "rumpus" is Where the Wild Things Are ("let the wild rumpus start!"). My 2 yr old calls WTWTA the "wild rumpus book" when he requests it at bedtime and does his own demonstration of a "wild rumpus" — jumping around while screeching like a velociraptor as imagined by Steven Spielberg.

"as imagined by Steven Spielberg."
For some reason, i find that statement hysterical