i might be dumb but its not coming up on facebook search groups

Michael Stipe tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if he could sit next to me, I almost fainted.

But, the really big deal is my dad slept with Bette Midler, I know, random.

Okay, I realize after reading them that they are a little lame but I live in North Florida…We aim to be lame.

that's funny, the Tyson Beckford thing.

When I was a dorky little high school squeaker I went to a mall b/c Tyson was signing autographs and I met him and he told me I was cute.

The radio dj that was narrating the whole thing was like, "Dang, y'all, Tyson just tole this girl she was cuuuuuute!"

I felt like hot shit at the time. In retrospect, it's incredibly embarrassing that I ever cared.

I've also seen a ton of other celebs from growing up in LA and working in a schmancy hotel in Santa Barbara.

My favorite was hands down George Clooney. I didn't ever think he was hot or give an eff either way until I met him in person.

He came up to the front desk without a reservation and I had to stumble through the whole, "Shall I put this in your name? We'll need an address. We'll need a credit card." spiel. It was nerve-racking b/c he was just *glowing* with that star appeal. He was really charming and smiley and handsome in real life.

"search" didn't work for me either :(

i figured it out and now i feel like i've accomplished something. go to search and enter whitney's email address and then click add.

Let's see….

musicians/bands I've worked with:
- Jesse McCartney
- Hillary Duff (B-L-A-H)
- Xzibit (totally cool)
- Eminem (sketched out)
- D12 (Totally cool)
- Raven Symone
- Limp Bizkit + Vern Troyer (I stepped on him. Whatever, he's like 2 feet tall! I didn't see him next to the strippers!) during the promo shows for Chocolate starfish hot dog water whatever
- Got locked in a dressing room with a member of the heavy/nu metal band "coal chamber" and was forced to watch one of them jerk off their tiny penis. (oh the flashbacks!)
- Cypress Hill (with LB)
- Jimmy Eat World
- Stroke 9 (One hit wonders, remember the song "little black back pack) (totally hooked up with the lead singer, he's hot whatever!) (oh major xtc poppers too)
- My Chemical Romance (their manager is a giant ego-tripping douche)
- Type O Negative
- System of a Down
- Tommy Lee (during his "methods of mayhem" phase)
- Incubus
- Bunch of electronic/techno trance "famous" djs. But no one cares about that genre of music anymore.
- Bunch of others I've since forgot

Celebrities I've encountered:
- Dated member of former ska band The Suicide Machines (Yeah- I hate ska too.)
- Acquainted with Jael from ANTM Cycle 8 (cokehead or was before she moved to LA, but who quits coke when they move to LA? I'm not one to make assumptions though. Always made me on edge whenever we were at the same party like she was a reason away from snapping and killing everyone.)
- I won't go into the sports players stories because no one around here cares about sports.
- Got drunk with Matthew Lillard
- Got drunk with "…And you know us by the trail of Dead" (only the hipsters will know who they are. *looks at Cord*)
- Got drunk with The Bravery
- Got drunk with a solid 50% of WWE wrestlers
- Got laid by a certain WWE wrestler who if I recall correctly was the champion a couple years ago.
- Got drunk and almost got laid (my friend cockblocked me) member Billy Talent (canadian rock band that no one over 35 will have heard of)
- The Von Bondies
- The White Stripes (Meg is a total butter face)
- Yelled at the lead singer of "GBH" (old punk band from England) for not tipping when "we tip in the states you cheap ass" What kind of punk drinks Corona anyways?

That's all I can recall off the top of my head. I know there's more. This comment made me sound like a drunk hussy.

Damn. That is quite a celebrity resume I have. I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll try to recall the juiciest.

Oh god! Totally hooked up with an actor who played in Cruel Intentions! Oh, god. I totally don't want to say who though. Wait until I'm drunk later, then maybe I'll cough up. He did tell me Sarah Michelle Gellar prefers to be called Michelle and was a coke head (this was a few years ago) She used to store her coke in the necklace from the movie!

Jesus! I'm trying to remember who else he fessed to being a druggy.

You. not. playin. fair. Mae.

Sorry. :(

I wish I was mae.

(Mae, by the way, I like sports.)

I don't smoke pot, but for you pot smokers, MAN! Cypress Hill smokes some gooooooooooooooooooood shit!

Oh snap! I got some shit on Kid Rock too! Its all slowly rolling out of my memory warehouse.
giiiirl, qc, wait until I get some liqours and them in me later!

I thought I saw Eddie Murphy once in a Carls Jr. (Hardees to you east coast folk). Turned out it was just a guy who had a thing for red leather suits.

Once I saw Jewel in the Tampa airport and asked her if she was on the flight from Chicago and if so, where our carosel was. She behaved as if she was too good to be looked at (which made me consider whether or not I had mistaken Jewel for Gweneth Paltrow).

I grabbed Rick Springfield's ass (I know, totally hardcore, right?)

I met Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson when Marilyn was the Spooky Kidz. Trent was very short, but also very sweet, and Marilyn Manson was a douchebag. There's a shocker…

Oh God mae it's the sickest thing! All those British dweebs drink Corona. None of them drink the homegrown (i.e Guinness, Harp) anymore. When I went London, I saw all these douchey 18 year olds drinking Corona's, Budwieser and PBR. What's up with that!? Blech.

By the way, how do I arrange it so that I can live vicariously through you?

Blah, methinks you have been exposed to the wrong Brits.
Britain has American wannabees, just like the US has British wannabees. Just ask Madorianna.

That's awful, blah. Corona is morbid in taste.
With that said, I will let anyone live vicariously through me for a nominal beer donation.

my dog met Russel Crow. True dat.

I hope your dog didn't get clocked by a phone.

Here is my pathetic list. I met Tony Orlando in a resteraunt in Wisconsin when he was still hot. No! He really was hot at one time. Seriously. Oh and some band from the 70's tried to pick me & my sisters up in a little bar in Il. in the 80's. I'm getting old I cant remember their damn names. And I'm sure no one knows him but I met Shawn Mullins and blushed like a 12 year old.

Oh and I waited on Arrested Development and Amy Grant. I'm so uncool. I hate you right now Mae.

Go 'head Mr. Wendel.

Speaking of Mr. Wendel - I think I know the real Mr. Wendel! Were Arrested Development from Berkeley?

Never mind. I should've wikipedia'd 'em first.

This is ridiculously hard. I'm sorta smashed, but I think I sent an invite or something to Mollygood.

My cousin is (in)famous. I just cover his ass.

Atlanta. Or at least they lived here at that time. Mr. Wendel yeah….

Mr. Whipple squeezed my Charmin, and that's all I'm saying. I miss him.

bbb - Please know I wasn't implying that Brits are dweebs. I was implying that the 18 year olds dweebs at the pub all drank our local swill water. I don't get it.

My boyfriend isn't that fond of Brits, but that's his thing - he grew up in NI during the 80's

Madonna and Gweneth annoy me. I understand that after being someplace long enough you take on thier accent, but c'mon! You're from Detroit!

Oh, I can make all of you un-hate me and pity me. Ronald Reagan is my great uncle. Well, was..

I am definitely, totally, and wholly unable to find this group! Why do you spite me, Facebook??

Ew. Nevermind. Of all things, I found it by typing in "splaying celebrities". That just sounds dir-tay.

Thanks Janice … that worked for me :)

I ate supper with Dan Quayle back in the 80s.

That is all.

someone shoot me

I have also met Santa Claus on numerous occasions.