I'm sort of at a loss for words here. Gwyneth Paltrow surfing. Again, these are pictures of Gwyneth "Holier than thou" Paltrow. In a wetsuit. Surfing? This makes my brain hurt. Whatever, she was probably out there rolling her eyes and sighing at every wave that she missed.
It feels sort of like the dream I had the last night where Kevin Federline won the Fields Medal, Jessica Simpson was speech writing for the president (which, now that I consider it, could explain a lot), and we were all together to cheer on Nicole Richie as she competed in an Iron Man.
Maybe I should be more careful about my pre-bed cocktail. I'm out, but I'll be here all weekend. Meet me here tomorrow? Deal.
Kisses and Mai Tais in honor of Gwynnie,
Molly
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Maybe there's more to Gwennie than we think? She seems uptight, but I think it's kind of fun that she's giving surfing a try…
With a head as big as hers, she's in danger of sinking.
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