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Heidi Montag, always 10 steps behind nemesis Lauren Conrad, debuted her new Anchor Blue clothing line Friday night at an LA shopping mall. Because nothing says "class" like a zebra slut top and a Perez Hilton-endorsed clothing line named "Heidiwood".

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Apr 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 25 Responses
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    No. 1 Nicolyn says:

    Did anyone else just have the overwhelming sensation of wanting to vomit all over their computer screen?
    I could go to Old Navy and get the same shit for half the price. So original Heidi…

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    No. 2 tt_marie says:

    Ew, those clothes are really ill-fitting and they look cheaply made. I don't even really hate Heidi - I don't care about her one way or the other. But I HATE these clothes.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    No. 3 megania says:

    I really want to know who paid all those photographers. Was it Spencer?

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    No. 4 chezsan says:

    Agree with the Old Navy comment.

    But at least her models look healthy.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    No. 5 Nicolyn says:

    Yeah, so much for the models looking like her. I guess they couldn't find an anorexic horse that wouldn't mind being seen in those horrific outfits.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    No. 6 SnackySmores says:

    Those models are going to look back on this and be horrified. These are worse than nude photos, can you imagine the shame if someone found out you were once a model for Heidi Montag’s worthless rag clothing line?

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    I will wait to laugh when I see these shitty clothes at Ross next to JLo's clothes.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 8 Lisa (#1) says:

    Next up, her signature scent Desparation.

    Anyways, you know those models are only "healthy" becuase she wanted to be the skinniest girl in the room. "Ya, like, find someone who looks like me, who has my same spirit, but you know, uglier and fatter and well, not so much spirit. It's my DAY. I won't be ignooored, Dan."

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    No. 9 gayledi says:

    15 minutes, 14, 13,……..

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 10 economics says:

    Hang on to your cash Heidi, and get that pre-nup done. Spencer is riding on your ass and you are a ball buster- so bust it. Try to never forget if it were not for Lauren Conrad you would have to live in that stupid shack your parents are freezing in Colarodo. Get the money and don't let that prick Spenser get one dime.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Sadly, this is not the lowest it could get. I expect when Tila Tequila comes out with her line of bikinis, that will be rock bottom. Unless she already has a line out? I'm just sick of seeing her prostitute looking ass at the bottom of my screen.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 12 jen says:

    I would rather buy clothes at Wal-Mart-I showed this to some home-less people and they wouldn't wear the clothes… She is ugly inside and out!!!!

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 13 janice says:

    I'm pretty sure I bought that zebra top at Value Village for 99 cents last Halloween, for my 'slutty zoo animal' costume.

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 14 stopthemadness says:

    whiiiiiiiiiiiiiitney!!!!!

    *shakes fist*

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    No. 15 LouRob says:

    Yeah, say what you will about Butta, but anyone who gets hot women with great legs back into short skirts and short-shorts is okay with me.
    Now, if Heidi would just design a line of opaque veils…

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 5:53 am
    No. 16 blah says:

    I really don't think she's that ugly. I do think, however that it almost seems like she wants to come across as unlikeable as possible. Is the "empty, souless, vessel" really a good look?

    I mean really, even Kimora doesn't hog and strut down the runway like shes one of the modles. Heidi looks like she's going to a nightclub and is trying to leave there in some radom guys car with the way she's dressed.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:30 am
    No. 17 J says:

    These clothes look like they're from Wal-Mart. And honestly it doesn't look like any "designing" was involved.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    No. 18 BB says:

    Honestly speaking, Heidi isn't ugly. But she tries to hard to fit in. SHe has no class what-so-ever. First bad music video, now this. Isn't she even embarrassed?

    Posted: May 14, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    No. 19 Nicola says:

    Wow these comments couldnt be more true cheep look cheep models…what more do you expect from spencer and heidi. Lauren deffinatly wins the clothing battle…not suprising!

    Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 20 What!! says:

    You have got to be kidding? Can you just get this trash out of here!!! Where is all this crap made anyway…China!!! Probably wow fabulous!!

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 9:33 am
    No. 21 So says:

    Yes Heidi is just plain ugly and stupid looking! Can you put on your site women that have something besides a dumb looking face? oh she is dumb oh well.

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 9:35 am
    No. 22 alexandra says:

    you suck your ugly i hate you and Lauren is way more mater then you your an idiot and i don't even know why you think your a celebrity…your annoying your boyfriend looks like shit you look like shit…
    your song is probably the worst song ever written your voice is painful you don't know how to speak good French…and yes i know how to speak French cause I'm French…and your ugly ass slutty bitch. and I'm not saying it cause hate on you i could never hate on that thing you call yourself…
    so yeah do shoot yourself cause America has had enough of you bitch!

    Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    No. 23 alexandra says:

    You suck, your ugly, i hate you, and Lauren is way more mater then you. You’re an idiot and I don't even know why you think you’re a celebrity…your annoying, your boyfriend looks like shit, you look like shit…
    Your song is probably the worst song ever written, your voice is painful, you don't know how to speak good French…and yes I know how to speak French because I'm French…and you’re an ugly ass slutty bitch. And I'm not saying it cause I hate on you I could never hate on that thing you call yourself…
    So yeah go shoot yourself because America has had enough of you bitch!

    Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    No. 24 alexandra says:

    your fucking ugly i feel like trowing up.
    ewwwwwwwww what the hell is wrong with you????
    after all this surgery you still looks like shit bitch.
    GET HELP PLEASE FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE EVEN YOUR OWN.
    NEXT TIME YOU WALK IN THE STREET SOMEONE IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU BECAUSE YOUR SO UGLY…
    I FEEL TERRIBLY SORRY FOR YOU.

    Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    No. 25 Eloise Banwell says:

    well done Hedi for trying :)

    I don't understand why people are calling Hedi ugly? :/
    Cause everyone thats calling her ugly you knoww she's not!=]

    Everyone …….Check out Lauren Conrad's collection
    i love it :)

    x

    Posted: Aug 16, 2008 at 9:07 am
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