Come along Katie. I see a bit of a twinkle in your eye, you need a fresh injection of my Tom Juice.

too much xanax

I hope he helped her with her signature. And, my bad, I know her name is Kate, not Katie.

Katie, NAP.

you should see the zombie eyes of the people wanting her autograph! i mean, look, they each have a hand full of HER PHOTOS. i smell a giant Scientology set up here.

I don't know if Stepford is quite right…her hair is too messy. More Valley of the Dolls-ish.

Forget Stepford AND Valley of the Dolls. I vote for Rosemary's Baby.

Forget Stepford AND Valley of the Dolls. I vote for Rosemary's Baby.

sorry about the double post :(

It posted twice becuase you were super right! It is totally Rosemary's Baby.

Rosemary looked WAY more alive than Katie.

Mmmmm, dolls. Please, don't get me started on that book. I wanted to grow up to be Sharon Tate. More like Patty Duke in my case, siggghh.

Yes but how alive did Rosemary look when the baby was Suri's age? We didn't get to see that part of the story. I'd be willing to bet that the reality of putting up with a cult on a daily basis in order to be close to your questionable spawn would start to make you look a lot like Kat(i)e Holmes very quickly.

If you read the awful sequel, you know. :) Rosemary was fine and lively until Andrew was about 3, then they put her in a coma for thirty years.

Coma or daily Tom infusions. That's not much of a choice. What if they make her watch, Battlefield Earth, everyday? Oh, the humanity.

By the way, if you want to maintain the awesomeness that is Rosemary's Baby, you will not read the sequel. It ruins EVERYTHING.

I was married by one-half of an elderly couple that resembled the ones in Rosemary's Baby. Considering I was visibily pregnant at the time, I was extremely nervous. True story.

Is it weird that I watch the Omen and Rosemary's Baby each time I'm pregnant?

Not to me, but I really enjoy Satanic-ritual-centered horror movies.

Ever see Satan's Cheerleaders with Yvonne DeCarlo? It's a goodie, in a totally awful way.

I didn't, but I think I need to.

Oh it's awesomely bad, and John Carradine has a cameo.

yeah kitchy, that's pretty weird. rosemary's baby gave me nightmares for a week. but it's so good. now i know not to read the sequel. why is it so awful?

Yes, I did watch Satan's Cheerleaders. I've watched nearly every horrible b movie out there. But only the truly bad one's.

Was that the one with the scene the girl stuck her hand in the garbage disposal? They were all living in a sorority house. I remember I even watched this gem on a betamax.

I don't remember that particular scene, juju, but could be. The part that stands out for me is when all the old townspeople are wearing hoods and shit and chanting in faux Latin to Satan.

You know if there are black robes involved there is going to be chanting or maybe an orgy.

And sometimes both, as in Eyes Wide Shut. What a cinematic masterpiece of shit that was.

I can't say why it's so awful, it gives away the ending. But it ruins EVERYTHING.

Nothing but a terrible dream, ala "Dallas?"

*whistles innocently*

I didn't say a word.

Oh that SUCKS. I hate when writers do that, what a cop-out.

It was almost - but not quite - as bad as Thomas Harris completely changing Hannibal Lecter's story in Hannibal Rising. (Not to mention that the book was a huge-ass bore.) Stuff they revealed about Lecter in Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs was completely contradicted in Hannibal Rising.

Thanks for the Hannibal Rising tip, I almost bought it a few days ago, glad I resisted.

i didnt realize that piece of crap had anything to do with harris. i figured some crap-tastic writer bought the rights…

im so sad now.