One Day, All This Will Be Yours

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The latest Real World cast gathered in Hollywood this weekend for the first ever Real World Awards — not quite sure what that is, but MTV tells us the ceremony will air April 2. Cast members from the previous 19 seasons showed up to celebrate the end of their 15 minutes of fame and allow the new cast a peek into their future.

After the jump: Have fun guessing who some of these people are.

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Mar 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 55 Responses
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    No. 1 McSugar is a wee leprechaun says:

    Pics 1-17: Don't Care
    Pic 18: The Christian country dude from season 1
    Pics 19-36: Don't Care

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    No. 2 McSugar is a wee leprechaun says:

    pic 18 disclaimer… I only know that cause he got fat and my s-i-l told me about it.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    No. 3 cooter drinks green beer says:

    Sure Sugar, likely story. I dont know any of them. Ok, I cant lie, I know most of them. Someone kill me.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    No. 4 jill says:

    When did Nathan from Seattle get so old?!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    No. 5 jill says:

    Also, glad Melissa from Miami is still rockin the denim jumpsuit, someone's gotta pick up where JLO left offf…

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 6 cooter drinks green beer says:

    What the eff did Trishell do to her face?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 7 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Who does that guy with the bike shorts and jacket think he is? An extra in a Living Colour video?

    (I went with something less obvious than Cult of P.)

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    No. 8 jill says:

    Can we take a moment to look at Coral's lopsided boob situation?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    No. 9 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Hey is that one hot Brit who got his tongue bit off in these pics? I think it was London.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    No. 10 SnackySmores says:

    Damn, Lisa! I forgot about that episode. That was so nasty. I think he went to kiss a guy in the crowd and the guy bit it off.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    No. 11 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    I never watched much real world, but I did that season. 1) because I was into all things british, and 2) Neil (I think) was super hot (for being blond).

    I think it was around Valentine's day, because I couple that with him getting a cow heart with barbed wired from his girl for V-Day.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    No. 12 McSugar is a wee leprechaun says:

    That's my story cooter and I'm stickin' to it.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    No. 13 SnackySmores says:

    I remember him being all freaked out about it too. But you can't blame him, getting a cow heart for Valentine's day is freakin' scary.
    Everything was going wrong that season, I remember another cast person Sharon or Sheila or something, got some crazy infection and had to go to the hospital.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    No. 14 Addicted to Addiction says:

    Holy cow, I hope for Shavon's sake she is pregnant. Or else her controlling boyfriend/fiance/pimp is really trying to keep her to himself by fattening her up.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    No. 15 S a v v y Me says:

    Some excellent observations from everyone. Seriously, Trichelle? Wow, what the hell did she do to herself? She looks horrific. Arissa looks pretty bad too, but at least she looks natural.

    I loved Paris season because they were so normal… almost boring, but I liked it. Loved Vegas too. And I hated Danny and Melinda at first but its sort of sweet to see them still together.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    No. 16 SeriousStyle says:

    What the hell happened to Nathan?! He used to be such a hot piece.

    And Matt from NO looks VERY strange. I used to think he was so cute. Now he looks…old, I guess.

    Tonya should go play in traffic. That pic of her Brooke? There's a LOT of crazy going on in that snapshot.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    No. 17 lale says:

    This cast is very unattractive. I hope they're horny and addicted to some form of narcotics and/or alcohol, or this will be a rather boring season. And is the chick in the front on the show, or is she that hooker from New Jersey? Someone please clarify…

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    No. 18 SeriousStyle says:

    She looks like Daisy from Rock of Love, but less interesting and more cuckoo.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    No. 19 lale says:

    Jill, you're cracking me up, by the way. And may I ask what Paula has done to those tatas? Eating disorders aren't funny, but how does someone so thin and athletic get herself those big fat bags?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    No. 20 Danielle says:

    You need to post a "this was them then" photo next to the new red carpet picture. I watched all of New Orleans and have no idea who Matt is.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    No. 21 lale says:

    Ay Dios. Melissa is more Cuban than Fidel Castro. All she needs is some cameltoe, which is still in style in Miami's Little Havana. Those eyebrows, that lipstick…conjo!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    No. 22 Danielle says:

    PS WTF happened to Eric? Is he on "Lost" now or something?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 23 SeriousStyle says:

    LOL Danielle! Eric looks like he found yoga. And lost soap.

    Matt from NO is in the bottom row, first picture. He looks like shit.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 24 mrs favre says:

    Why is that dude wearing hot pants?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    No. 25 cooter drinks green beer says:

    Never wear sweater vest. EVER!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    No. 26 jill says:

    Why can't I find the guy wearing the hot pants?! This is like Where's Waldo for Christ's sake.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    No. 27 lale says:

    Is it the Sal Masakela wannabe with the jacket? He's horrific. I think we need to diversify a bit, Real World. It's always angry black man or woman, gayish boy, bi-curious girl (both white). When America's Top Model outdoes your cast, you're in trouble. Again, unless they're horny addicts.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 28 mae's doppleganger says:

    Whitney, honey you know I love you, but most of us are over the age of 25 and could not care less about the Real World.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 29 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    jill: main pic on the far right (I think.)

    Nice, lale.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    No. 30 mae's doppleganger says:

    johanna's and rachel's dresses are Fierce.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    No. 31 SeriousStyle says:

    Mae, I still watch the challenges and quite enjoy watching these people make asses out of themselves. It's fun =)

    As for those who haven't been on the tube in awhile, I can now see why.

    CT is still a hot bitch. He might be crazy, but damn if he's not pretty.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 32 lale says:

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a little thing for CT. I hate his voice- he reminds me of a deaf guy I used to know- and he's sort of apish. But humping him might not be too bad.

    Lisa O' sorry if I'm offensive. I'm feeling mean today. I don't know why.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 33 jill says:

    Wow, thank you Lisa. Right in front of my damn face the whole time!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    No. 34 lale says:

    Oh Good Jesus- I just saw Trishelle. And if her jacked up face isn't bad enough, what's with the ashy knees?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    No. 35 lale says:

    Wow, Randy's girlfriend (who was on Road Rules and I don't know her name) really has the Jersey going on, doesn't she? When's the going away party for the blue eyeshadow and Aquanet?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    No. 36 ManBearPig says:

    Wow. Real World? I liked it in 7th grade.

    Still, I'd do CT, too.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    No. 37 jill says:

    Yeah Randy's gf looks like my brother's prom date circa 1991.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    No. 38 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    lale: I was serious. That is an apt description for their formulaeic casting. Except Steven the slap-happy gay black man.

    Know who else had dreads, work bike shorts and a blazer? Terrence Trent D'arby.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    No. 39 mae's doppleganger says:

    Who's Randy and his girlfriend? I need to know who we're cracking on.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    No. 40 jill says:

    Randy and his gf are second row, 2nd to last pic on the right.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    No. 41 lale says:

    And Milli Vanilli. Why the hell did I ever think TTD was sexy? Sign your name across my heart? How about "Put on some baggy jeans; I don't want to see your package."

    Randy and his girlfriend are the dude with the Rob Thomas haircut and the chick with the convoluted half up-do and blue eyeshadow. Penultimate picture in the second row. God love them- they do seem happy.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    No. 42 lale says:

    Ooh Lisa, did you just call Stephen gay? You better shield your cheek, girl. That bastard doesn't even care if you have Lyme disease. He and his little overbite mouth will chew you out and leave a handprint on your face. Then he'll throw your teddy bear into the river for good measure. You better apologize. Better yet, I'll do it for you. You are very manly, Stephen. You clearly like girls. You and Al Jones.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    No. 43 lale says:

    Al Reynolds-Jones. Whatever that gay dude's name is.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    No. 44 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Eh he h heh eheh. #42 was the best sum up evar!

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    No. 45 jill says:

    Speaking of [gay] Stephen/Steven (?) I'm so sad it appears Irene didn't show.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    No. 46 mae's doppleganger says:

    Randy's girlfriends hair and earrings just sent me back to 1987.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 47 Lisa O'(#1) says:

    Wow, Jill, I just looked for Coral. Lefty is definately heading for Taco Bell.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    No. 48 jill says:

    Thank you for paying attention to me Lisa! Seriously, everyone needs to take a good look at Coral's lefty.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    No. 49 lale says:

    Oh I checked out the sagginess too, Jill. I am now wearing 2 bras to counteract the gravity that has taken hold of Coral's breasteses.

    It's good to see that Beth finally got a date for the prom. Why in God's name is her face always red? Doesn't look like Rosacea, but then again I am not a medical dermatologist. Is she getting too many facial peels? Just embarassed all the time?

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    No. 50 lale says:

    Cooter, I sometimes pretend I don't know peoples' names on the show because I, too, know way more than I should. And I am old enough to be some of these kids' auntie.

    Where's that Kyle guy that got a job on a soap opera? Stupid smug bastard.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    No. 51 jill says:

    I always figured it was rosacea.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    No. 52 evil twin says:

    How tragic that Eric Nies is now homeless.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    No. 53 SeriousStyle says:

    Dayum Jill, you are right! I saw Coral in a different pic, so I didn't blow this one up initially. It's like she's smuggling grapefruits and one of them got loose.

    Thanks for the CT agreeance ladies! He's oafish and mean and likely pretty stupid, but hell if he's not a gorgeous human being.

    I also sort of love Johnny Bananas. And speaking of guys I love, where the hell is Colin from Hawaii?? One of my biggest RW crushes to date…

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
    No. 54 ginnipher says:

    randy's girlfriend= Kina
    so sad i know that

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    No. 55 natalie says:

    Does anyone know who makes the dress Johanna is wearing?!

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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