Almost immediately after telling you this, came the news that not only has Paris Hilton's original 45 day jail sentence been almost halved to 23 days, but also that she will have a private cell and be completely separated from the general prison population.

Her sentence was shortened for "good behavior," which apparently includes just showing up for her last court date. L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said she'll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for "high-profile" inmates, and that she'll have at least an hour a day to shower, watch TV, play outside, or gab on the phone.

See? No cruel cell mates, no shower brawls, no danger of sexual assault. In jail, Paris will be less in danger of predators than she ever was while hanging out on a tropical beach with that snake Joe Francis.

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