Multi-Tasking
America's sweetheart Kanye West took to his blog this weekend to rant about the fact that he doesn't listen to rap music in his apartment. Fair enough. But the most interesting moment came at the end of his post:
SIDEBAR: I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I'M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.
Finally someone is speaking out about this. We can't begin to describe the strenuous feeling that washes over us every time we have to move our pinky finger over to hold down the Shift key. And, while we're at it, moving our thumb to hold down the space bar in between words is pretty tiring as well.
GOTTHATSQUIDBRAINS!!!!
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it takes even less effort if you do not press the caps lock key and type in all lower case, kanye.
I call bullshit. One obviously needs the shift key to type a colon and exclamation point, even with caps on.
; ; ; ; ; ; ; 1111111111111111
Quod erat demonstrandum.
And by "phone" he means "my impossibly miniscule phallus".
Who is he?
oooh good call Luuk.
Luuk PI: He Is Smarter Than Squid
I thought he typed in all-caps because he was breaking stereotypes? Because being bigger than the Beatles or Hendrix necessarily involves bigger letters? Because he wants to be Elvis, and even Elvis' letters gained weight?
::Hangs head in shame that she saw part of AMAs::
Something tells me that he is used to typing with one hand while looking at his computer screen.
Kanye West was clearly breastfed for too long.
Oh, i love your snarky writing!