I like "Sign often."

Because apparently we don't care about validity, we just want to jack the numbers up.

Too bad it's not like American Idol where you have to pay to sign. John Santos may have made like 10 bucks in the process. Making money by dashing one's dreams is hot. So are online petitions.

Yup.

Just look at the "Recently Commented" sidebar - we now have "John SPAM".

I think it's pronounced 'Shreeky', so sayeth Wikipedia…and I am wasting time again, fu*k!!

"Just look at the "Recently Commented" sidebar - we now have "John SPAM"."

Yet another reason to continue commenting and push him off of it.

John Santos, this petition is ridiculous. You accuse Cord of making all sorts of attacks on people. Could you provide links to those? The same goes for the comments you refer to on other celeb gossip blogs — where are those?

Furthermore, the whole thing is miguided. Mollygood isn't Molly's blog and it never was. It is owned by Jossip. I don't believe for a second that Molly could just up and decide to fire Cord and hire someone new. Despite the fact that this blog is named after her, she was nothing more than an employee (albeit a very good one). So your petition asking her to take back the reins of this blog is just useless.

Molly has a new job, she's not coming back. Cord is here, and he's doing great. So just get over it. And if you feel like Cord is judging you because you're inferior… well, it's probably because you are.

For a good time go to the 'petition' and read the names/comments or call 867-5309!

That petition has become a snarky bakery. This is the most fun EVER.

The Muffin Man conversation is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

No offense, Cord. I laugh a lot at your stuff, but shit, that conversation is funny.

If you don't like what Cord is writing, for the love of peanut butter and jelly—stop coming here. I loved Molly's work, but wish her well, and I actually enjoy Cord even more. He is intelligent, and does interject his own opinions, that's what a blog is for dumbasses. Every time you whine about him not being politically correct, you show how you have no humour whatsoever. STFU.

Thank ME! Because I thought it was maybe a little too juvenile. At least someone likes it. Maybe John Santos will get too hungry to keep at this. I know I am. Mmm..cookies…

I have found the Lord and He is posting with me on Mollygood.com.

OMM! That's SHE to you, missy. GOD is a catty bitch, little dumpling! And she never posts on here but this dramatic insanity is just too tempting.

Oh and talk about marketing! If you ever needed celebrity endorsement, Cord, I'm all for you! Can you imagine the punks over at TMZ when you have GOD on your side? I'll show them an apocolypse!

God, is that really you?

It is, my child. We share things in common, you and I. I patrol the vadge also. I'm sorry I stopped speaking to you when you were a child. I look forward to renewing our relationship over our new found common ground.

My most humble apologies, my Savior. May I please be forgiven?

And may I request your protection against the dreaded Xenu that Megan threatened me with?

Kitchy - Protection is granted. Plus, Xenu is just Tom Cruise in drag. Don't let it frighten you too much.

And, me all mighty, John Santos if you got any sexier Justin Timberlake would have to write a song about you. I'm not granting you any protection from Xenu but I bake a mean gingersnap.

Thank you, Almighty.

Tom Cruise in drag. It's like you just helped me defeat my deepest fears via bogart. Thank you.

Check out Emmanuelle in "On The Line," starring Hunky Hearthrob Lance Bass. Good acting, girl. The chemistry is almost palpable.

Uh, sorry God, but I'm the Gingerbread Man and The Muffin man. You were just riffing on my material. If you had six days AND worked on the seventh day as well, you wouldn't have come up with all those good lines. Stealing other people's bits marks you as a serious douchbag.

Dearest Toby,

I do not claim full credit. I have only helped. If you are both of those guys, excellent. You are granted heaven.

GOD is never a douchebag, just probably misunderstood. And for the record, I was done on day one. I just like to stretch the truth a little so people think I worked harder.

GOD? are you still there? i have been meaning to ask you about your omnipresence. is it that you have a boundless mass or do you have zero mass and can move faster than the speed of light?or do you operate on another divergent paradigm?
also, if you are omnipotent, why didn't post a reply before i completed my question?

God blog please.

Today was one of the funniest Mollygood days thanks to that petition. John Santos should do one a week.

Dear lil confused, GOD got her taxes back and has been playing Viva Pinata for like a million hours. Sorry! I could have been busying myself with your needs and wants and prayers and such, but really making little pinata shaped bunnies do romance dances is just too fun to be bothered. You know what I mean?

And Pegger. Soon, my child. Soon. On the eighth day GOD will create some form of webatrosity.

that's a non answer GOD. get bent!

experimenting Sally bullies?squadron?demagogue!Avernus