Not a Gay

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In the new issue of In Style Germany Wentworth Miller again attempts to thwart rumors he is gay:

"I’m not gay, but that rumor can’t be killed. I’d like to have a girlfriend and a family. But I haven’t met the right one yet."

Silly, Wentworth, gay men can have families. Gay men can even have girlfriends; forlorn, lonely, uncherished girlfriends, but girlfriends, nonetheless. Shout it with me: "Just go shopping or something! Your hands feel like snakes! You knew what you were getting yourself into!"

Some of Miller's Bean Pole Jeans ads under here.

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Sep 25, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 evil twin says:

    Gay men make the best girlfriends. They will always tell you if that outfit makes your ass look fat.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 10:10 am
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    Dlisted is saying that Kiefer got nailed for a DUI last night. MUST. SEE. THE. MUG. SHOT.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 10:17 am
    No. 3 janice says:

    I'm okay with it Wentworth… we can go shopping and look pretty in photos, then snuggle chastely while we fall asleep watching movies of our mutual crush, BALE!

    As long as I can pick up Swedish tourists on the side.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 10:27 am
    No. 4 guyguy says: Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 10:43 am
    No. 5 April says:

    hes so pretty when hes angry - i'd never want to be with him just for that fact.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 6 Mrs. Fiesty says:

    You can be one of my male concubines any day, Wentworth, my hubby knows what time it is! LOL. He is the hotness.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    No. 7 sar says:

    I would totally set him up with that one girl, what's her name? From that movie… oh! Jonathan Rhys-Myers.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    Wenty is fine and all, but I'm all about neanderthal, Dominic Purcell. He's missing a chromosome I think. So dreamy! Unless he speaks. Australian accents are horrible. Its like a mouth full of marbles. Speaking of Wentworth; I went to buy a picture/poster of him or the cast of Prison Break and didn't find a single one in three stores. But there were plenty of the Sopranos and CSI Miami. Go figure.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    No. 9 mae says:

    P.S.
    He does look kind of gay in that photo with the football. What the hell kind of stylist thought sleeveless hoodies was a good idea?

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    No. 10 stopthemadness says:

    As soon as he went on Ellen's talk show and said "Brava" I knew that man was gay. Sigh. All the hot ones…

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    No. 11 Barbarella says:

    I am in denial that he is gay, but if indeed he is, I will be first in line to be that lonely girlfriend. I don't give a FUCK. Look at him.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    No. 12 sar says:

    i have to say - eyyyucchh. too girly, where are all his wrinkles.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    I don't know why but I do not like a sleevless hoodie on anyone. They also send me into a rage. This guy is about as gay as, Clay Aiken.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    He obviously throws like a girl.

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    No. 15 JellyBellys says:

    I wanted to sex him up the first time I saw him in that episode of Buffy, but yeah, he's totally gay. I am also totally willing to be his beard if I get to fondle him in public to dispute the gay rumors. He's just that hot.

    And hey! Some girls throw footballs well. I can even make it do the spiral thingy. ;o)

    Oh…*waves* I've been lurking around here for a few weeks since I've gotten addicted to various celeb blogs and I have to say this is the only one where the people who comment make me not weep for the fate of humanity, and have inspired me to register. I will try not to be utterly unwitty and drag down the hilarity ratio.

    (How much do I love it that you all love Posh too?!! I seriously don't understand why I love her crazy ass, but I do.)

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    No. 16 sar says:

    Hooray Jelly! Come on in, the water's fine, and it's infused with Goldenballs…

    Posted: Sep 25, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    No. 17 JellyBellys says:

    Yay to the Goldenballs! And luckily the sound on my computer doesn't work, so I don't have to listen to the alleged girly voice! Win/win.

    Do y'all ever go to Go Fug Yourself? The Fug girls love them some Posh Bot.

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 9:42 am
    No. 18 evil twin says:

    I love the Fug girls.

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 9:49 am
    No. 19 JellyBellys says:

    I love their Britney Letters of Truth. They're a bit overdue for one, no? I wanted to see their take on the VMA's.

    This article they wrote about Posh was great. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2......html#more

    I think even Cord might like it. ;o)

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
    No. 20 evil twin says:

    Aw, that was a sweet article. Cord wouldn't like it because he hates Posh and Becks with the blinding heat of 1000 suns.

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    There's just no amount of sunscreen to protect them from that kind of hate.

    Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 10:18 am
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