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Just like their best friend Jesus, those Westboro Baptists will not die! This time, the crazy inbreeders are promising to picket the recently deceased George Carlin’s funeral, because, according to them, he was a “blasphemous potty-mouth.” They also claim Carlin was murdered by God. Yay!

The Church’s full press release after the jump.

Jun 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 36 Responses
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Comments (36)

No. 1 Cait says:

Anytime my guy’s family teases me about being from the south, I like to remind them that they live near Fred Phelps.

That generally shuts them up.

Phelps and his ilk=bigoted tards.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 9:52 am
No. 2 deimos says:

the westboro church: proof that nothing good can ever come from breeding with your sister.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 9:52 am
No. 3 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Well, GOD has some ’splainin to do. I think he and OJ have the same legal team working for them.
I do agree with him on one point. If he brings enough people around to his idiotic, bigoted way of thinking, “America is Doomed” (sic) Why did he capitalize doomed?

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
No. 4 jujubees says:

Jerry Seinfels is a filth monger? I don’t think I’ve really ever heard him curse in his shows. But then again he is Jewish so they probably hate that, but his comedy is pretty clean.

I’m going to pray they have a fiery car crash on the way to Vegas. Then maybe angry God will do me a favor too. Apparently he loves to kill people and praying for mercy is a waste of time. You’re supposed to be praying to smite your enemies. If only we had known this before.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:11 am
No. 5 Luka says:

I thought the westboro baptist church was a parody website?? Am I confused. I mean of heard of Fred Phelps, but I didn’t know they were the same evil.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:21 am
No. 6 Luka says:

Ok, never post before a second cup of coffee. I have heard of Fred Phelps, but I thought the Westboro Baptist Church was a parody website, making fun of these people…Now I really am confused!!!!

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
No. 7 Luka says:

Ok. Ignore previous 2 posts. I am going back to drinking more coffee now.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:24 am
No. 8 Run-DMS says:

Fuck you, Fred Phelps. And your little god, too.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:30 am
No. 9 Charles J. Mueller says:

Don’t be confused Lukas. Be afraid.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:16 am
No. 10 william Hamilton says:

The reverend Phelps is the reincarnate of Lucifer???s genitalia and needs to be shot down like the filthy mangy dog that he is. Given the opportunity, I would gladly and proudly drive a stake through his rotting syphilis-ridden heart and send his putrid ass back into the bowels of hell from whence he came.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:33 am
No. 11 Frantichomecook says:

On behalf of my fellow Christians (which I don’t believe Westboro Baptist has any of), I apologize to the family of George Carlin.

** The entire law is summed up in a single command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” - Galatians 5:14 **

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:40 am
No. 12 Julia says:

Yeah, every time I see something like this, I think, “What Bible did they READ?” before realizing that the operative word here is “read”. As in, most of them probably can’t. Swish.

But seriously, has anyone ever seen the Robert Smigel animation from an old SNL that shows Jesus coming back and witnessing all of the terrible things said to be in his name? He sheds tears. Then, the Charlie Brown xmas special comes on tv and he does the Snoopy dance? Anyone remember that? Yeah, well I feel like Jesus would probably do more than cry about this bullshit. Mercy, compassion and tolerance would probably go out the window and some serious bitch-slapping would ensue.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 13 David O says:

Funny how god waited more than 40 years after Carlin’s “offensive” career started to “kill” him. Why wait til he’s 71? That’s hardly a punishment, now is it, god?

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:03 pm
No. 14 Keeblerkahn says:

They’re just media whores. I don’t know how any real Christan could be a member of that church. They seem to only exist to hate.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No. 15 tlatzoteotl says:

I think it’s funny how they don’t seem to realize that an agnostic and an atheist cannot exist in the same person. I wonder what they think those labels mean?

When I read this all I could think of was how Christianity is a seriously crazy cult capable of brainwashing its followers into thinking whatever leaders using it WANT its followers to think. God is all loving. No, wait, God is vengeful and wants all blasphemers to writhe in “exquisite pain” for all eternity. The idea of Hell is not Christ-like. Nobody in the church seems to get that.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:38 pm
No. 16 jujubees says:

David O makes a good point. You lose the impact when you wait so long. You’d the the almighty God would know that.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
No. 17 deimos says:

i imagine that god sounds like gordon ramsay. i can here him now… “look at these fucking donkeys!that’s it! shut it down! you heard me, shut it down you fucking assholes!” after he shuts them down he’s going to make them dig through heaven’s trash and break up heaven’s ice with an ice pick. god is cool like that.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm
No. 18 ilnazhad says:

Julia, if you read the bible, you find a lot of hate:

Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests-
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals-
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers-
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad-
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents
1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Kill Nonbelievers-
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill Sons of Sinners-
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:32 pm
No. 19 NoName says:

Joe Pesci will take care of those heathens for George.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. 20 whatev says:

ilnazhad, all your quotes are Old Testament. The whole Jesus thing (and subsequent nice God business) came in the New Testament for the most part. But your point is well-taken, and the Bible is a book and thus subject to misinterpretation by dumbasses.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
No. 21 John Smith says:

When the great French philosopher Voltaire lay dying, a Catholic priest was called. The priest asked the dying man if he renounced the devil, and Voltaire replied that at a time like this he could not afford to make enemies.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 22 mimi says:

i didn’t realize that everything in the bible was to be taken literally.
i thought some of the stories were just that, stories with a lesson on how to live.
don’t you think that the bible has lost a lot of its actual meaning after being translated countless times for hundreds of years?

maybe i’m completely wrong.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 23 Phat girl says:

The Westboro people, and I use that term lightly, are not christians.

Over the last couple of months we have had quite a few soldiers coming home from Iraq for burial here in my home state. Each time a funeral is planned one of these letters is sent to a newspaper or the family of the soldier saying they will be protesting at the funeral because God wanted the soldier to die ’cause he (God) hates fags and the military allows gays now so they will all be punished by being killed wah wah wah bullshit. They always cause a ruckus but have never shown up. They are freaks and cowards and just want the publicity. Don’t print their threats and maybe they will stop sending them and die off like respectable ass warts.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 4:38 pm
No. 24 blah says:

I don’t think God or Jesus would want these buzz kills at thier party anyways. It’s amazing how they are able to blaspheme anyone that doesn’t look at the world through thier eyes. Those are the people to be the most afraid of.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No. 25 NoName says:

Screw idolatry! Screw these people’s belief system. Just cause they believe it doesn’t make it true. Their ignorance,stupidity and hatred doesn’t make them right, just eternally stupid,judgmental, hypocritical (I’m sure they fucked their sister),lying sacks of shits. These shit for brains make it look like brain power is not a pre-requisite for belief. Joe Pesci will kick their ass.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 5:52 pm
No. 26 jujubees says:

Why Joe Pesci?

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm
No. 27 stickynose says:

Kill one person: you are a murderer.
Kill a million people: you are a conqueror.
Kill everyone: you are God.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:04 pm
No. 28 queencrone says:

I just want to know, how do the Westboro Baptists know who is in hell at the moment? Do they get a copy of the attendance sheet?

Is there a roll call and someone from hell is the informant to the Westboro group?

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm
No. 29 queencrone says:

I say the Westboro group has connections in hell.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm
No. 30 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Joe Pesci listens to all your prayers. True story.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm
No. 31 Charles says:

Not that I think that it’s all so black and white, one or the other, so to speak. But if hell means not having to spend eternity with these kinds of heinous people, where do I sign up.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:24 pm
No. 32 Dave B says:

WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:57 pm
No. 33 Todd's Rules says:

Have any of you ever seen Shirley Phelps (Fred’s daughter, or niece or…same thing in that family, I guess) interviewed? She is a true loony toon…the kinda bitch nightmares are made of! Where do these pinheads get their dough? They apparently picketed some soldier’s funeral, got sued and lost. What’s up?

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:31 pm
No. 34 queencrone says:

God is love.

Hate makes you get ulcers.
I wonder what this group spends on tums per month.

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 1:17 am
No. 35 NoName says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8evsSNdXcs
This should answer the joe pesci question.

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 5:26 am
No. 36 Larry Jones says:

“Potty mouth”? What are these people? Five years old?

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 8:41 am
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