Good Enough Degree
If they are wise, the severity of the mistakes of the young will be mitigated by their knowledge of the messes that came before them.
A newly fertilized Jamie Lynn Spears can count herself as wise, as she was recently photographed leaving a Louisiana adult education center after attending a parenting class, GED study guide in hand. Her mother, Lynne Spears, was by her side when she left the building, almost definitely chanting, "Britney once, shame on Britney; Britney twice, shame on me."
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Does this strike anyone else as an imitation of Paris walking around with a Bible? It looks great for a photo op, but I don't believe she's actually cracked open the book and done any reading.
she doesn't have to read kitchy, that's why she pays people. duh.
Excellent point.
Heck, she can't even spell old.
Maybe she can pop over to the beauty school and get her hair did. Those highlights are KILLING me, plus she won't be able to dye it soon.
Sure she can, especially highlights. Highlights don't touch the skin. But a lot of doctors are ok with all-over color as well, assuming you do it in a well-ventilated area.
Beauty school drop out
go back to high school
Your futures so unclear now
whats left of your career now
cant even get a trade in on your smock
beauty school drop out
no graduation day for you
beauty school drop out…
She's actually smarter than Britney - it might not be a bad thing for her to go ahead and get her GED now…especially since she's been wanting to go to LSU (which is right up the road from Kentwood). Getting out of the public limelight for a few years would be a very good thing for her sanity and overall quality of life.
Saying someone is smarter than Britney is like saying… I don't know. They're smarter than a jar of dirt.
Dear Lord… it's another day of Grease on Mollygood!
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Grease is the word.
Its got a groove
its got a meaning
Or something like that.
I secretly love "Grease 2." Yes, it's terrible, but…Maxwell. Caulfield!!!
(He's a cool rider, dontcha know.)
I not-so-secretly love Grease 2.
Hamlet went totally nuts when he caught his mother and his uncle doing it.
Ha! AND, she's wearing an Ole Miss sweatshirt!
Lynne asked for our prayers… we should be praying for JL's unborn child… that he/she is able to break the cycle of ignorance and stupidity that runs in the Spears' family.
Don't even get me started on Ole Miss…the Ole Miss sorostitutes invaded New Orleans in force just before New Year's, and terrorized the Quarter.
No, I'm not bitter. Really.
And they can't spell.
What does Lynne's sweatshirt say? Britney's dick?
Glasses = I am smart!!
I'm quite enjoying this Ole Miss bashing. Hoorah. I read somewhere that she goes to a "prestigious" academy in McComb…yeah, try "white flight." Education is obviously not a priority here.
Her mother looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs with an extreme tan.
I can't judge till I see if she's planning on driving with her baby in her lap and puts red bull in their bottles.
Now I really hope they name the baby Azriel.
Azriel was always the smart one.
"How does the night find you, Azrael Abyss?"
Should I be embarrassed I know what Cait is talking about?
How much you wanna bet we hear about a miscarriage any day now? That's miscarriage, spelled "a-b-o-r-t-i-o-n."
An Ole Piss hoodie. LOL!