The Road to the Schmoscars

Our brilliant toppling Oscar image, of which we are very proud, might prove to be incongruous with reality, as reports surface of an impending end to the WGA strike.

Informal talks between representatives of Hollywood???s striking writers and production companies have eliminated the major roadblocks to a new contract, which could lead to a tentative agreement as early as next week…

Nothing’s set in stone, but a deal this week would mean the Feb 24 Oscar ceremony would go off without a hitch, or a picket. The event’s planners would be ecstatic, and what better way for Hollywood to heal its wounds than with that too-long, glittery masturbation session?

Feb 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses
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Tagged: Oscars · WGA Strike
Comments (5)

No. 1 mae says:

Do people even care about the celebrity circle jerks that are award shows anymore?

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 9:31 am
No. 2 Lisa(#1) says:

Oh no you didn’t! Spammer taking the name of LISA in vain. Is this bs1 or whomever. Suck my dick fake Lisa, suck it hard and suck it long.

Who cares about the Oscars, ANTM is on Feb. 20! Woot! That is the day after my birthday, just in case someone wants to give me a birthday present.

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 10:36 am
No. 3 Lisa(#1) says:

Just so y’all know I am not nuts. There was a spammer who posted under the name “lisa”. I was peeved.

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 10:39 am
No. 4 yourmom says:

Suuuuure Lisa….

p.s. the new cycle starts on the 20th??? Thats super exciting!!

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 11:49 am
No. 5 Favolaus says:

Circle Jerk, indeed. Excitement the strike will end in time for the Oscars is insultingly short sited. I’m hoping it ends in time to keep me and thousands of others directly or indirectly effected from going under.

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 12:04 pm
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