If you've got a gross boob job and your cleavage looks like the Panama Canal, don't highlight that by running a pink stripe right down the middle of your body. It draws people's eyes directly to the mistake, and it makes everyone at the restaurant go, "What does he see in her?"
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Right on the money Cord. She repulses me.
Amen Cord, those things look rock hard and what's with the perma-tan? Sheesh!
Uhhhh…I think it's pretty obvious what he sees in her! Two (silicone) reasons, actually.
I love her clothes sometimes but she def needs a couple Quarter Pounders, Supersize.
I know boob are not supposed to look like that and I know they're probably hard as rocks and I know that cleavage gap is pretty severe… AND YET… I'm still attracted. So I can't blame Becks.
I am actually more concerned with Becks lack of chest hair. Does he wax? Eww.
Well- maybe he loves his wife, their children and being a faithful husband who honors a vow he made when they got married.
Amen Oliviadog! And maybe they have a great relationship. Maybe she's a wonderful wife and mother to his three beautiful sons. Geez people. What's with the constant Beckham should leave his wife sentiment on this site. They've been together for about 10 years and have three lovely children. Let's root for families to stay together.
Nah it's the boobies
Her great fashion choices continue to amaze me…
Don't know if anyone is aware, but when you get your boobs "done", that is normally what they turn out looking like. (The seperation between them, the roundness, etc.) I don't think she looks necessarily bad, just that she could pick clothes that enhance her looks and not detract from them, as Cord pointed out.
Too bad Posh only permits herself tea-drinking as her meal of the day!
…still think she's hot.
*sigh*
Harsh words! Haven't any of you seen Spice World? Posh can make fun of herself, and isn't a bitch! Maybe her boobs are a little wonky, but I still love her.
She kills me, she thinks she's such hot shit and she is one of the most unattractive slags I've ever seen.
Faithful husband - Jesus, some news hasn't made it across the Atlantic. Search on Beckham and this - Rebecca Loos, Sarah Marbeck, Esther Canadas… no wonder the poor woman has body issues.
Getting your boobs "done" does not always look wretched like this. This roundness and the boob crater only really happens when you go too large and your skin and frame cannot accomadate the implant. Settling usually does occur, but when there is nothing for the implant to settle into that's when this look happens. There are lots of celebrities with great looking implants-Janice Dickinson, Gisele, Heidi Klum. So let's not blame boob jobs, there are some great ones.
Julie- Wow. Yup. I stand corrected and how. His affairs do seem to be very well documented and in reputable newspapers.
No wonder she always looks so depressed. Poor Victoria.
He's so damn hot. And I don't even like blondes.
Anyway, I really enjoyed that video that was floating around a couple of months ago of her on some tv show (ant & vic or something?) being interviewed by a couple of little boys. She was cute, funny and had a great sense of humor. She really should show that side more often.
1. gisele & heidi have naturally flawless breasts; never augmented
2. for a mother of 3, her tits look delicious. pour some sugar on those grapefruit