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If you've got a gross boob job and your cleavage looks like the Panama Canal, don't highlight that by running a pink stripe right down the middle of your body. It draws people's eyes directly to the mistake, and it makes everyone at the restaurant go, "What does he see in her?"

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Mar 26, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 18 Responses
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    No. 1 Kimberly says:

    Right on the money Cord. She repulses me.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 11:13 am
    No. 2 Sorceressss says:

    Amen Cord, those things look rock hard and what's with the perma-tan? Sheesh!

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
    No. 3 Be Adequite! says:

    Uhhhh…I think it's pretty obvious what he sees in her! Two (silicone) reasons, actually.

    I love her clothes sometimes but she def needs a couple Quarter Pounders, Supersize.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 11:48 am
    No. 4 sexyback says:

    I know boob are not supposed to look like that and I know they're probably hard as rocks and I know that cleavage gap is pretty severe… AND YET… I'm still attracted. So I can't blame Becks.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 11:52 am
    No. 5 whatev says:

    I am actually more concerned with Becks lack of chest hair. Does he wax? Eww.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    No. 6 Oliviadog says:

    Well- maybe he loves his wife, their children and being a faithful husband who honors a vow he made when they got married.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    No. 7 what the? says:

    Amen Oliviadog! And maybe they have a great relationship. Maybe she's a wonderful wife and mother to his three beautiful sons. Geez people. What's with the constant Beckham should leave his wife sentiment on this site. They've been together for about 10 years and have three lovely children. Let's root for families to stay together.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    No. 8 Be Adequite! says:

    Nah it's the boobies

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    No. 9 Nicole says:

    Her great fashion choices continue to amaze me…

    Don't know if anyone is aware, but when you get your boobs "done", that is normally what they turn out looking like. (The seperation between them, the roundness, etc.) I don't think she looks necessarily bad, just that she could pick clothes that enhance her looks and not detract from them, as Cord pointed out.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    No. 10 kat says:

    Too bad Posh only permits herself tea-drinking as her meal of the day!

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    No. 11 Krista says:

    …still think she's hot.

    *sigh*

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    No. 12 Cait says:

    Harsh words! Haven't any of you seen Spice World? Posh can make fun of herself, and isn't a bitch! Maybe her boobs are a little wonky, but I still love her.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    No. 13 Cha Cha Loca says:

    She kills me, she thinks she's such hot shit and she is one of the most unattractive slags I've ever seen.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    No. 14 Julie Bryce says:

    Faithful husband - Jesus, some news hasn't made it across the Atlantic. Search on Beckham and this - Rebecca Loos, Sarah Marbeck, Esther Canadas… no wonder the poor woman has body issues.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    No. 15 whatev says:

    Getting your boobs "done" does not always look wretched like this. This roundness and the boob crater only really happens when you go too large and your skin and frame cannot accomadate the implant. Settling usually does occur, but when there is nothing for the implant to settle into that's when this look happens. There are lots of celebrities with great looking implants-Janice Dickinson, Gisele, Heidi Klum. So let's not blame boob jobs, there are some great ones.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    No. 16 Oliviadog says:

    Julie- Wow. Yup. I stand corrected and how. His affairs do seem to be very well documented and in reputable newspapers.

    No wonder she always looks so depressed. Poor Victoria.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    No. 17 Alycia says:

    He's so damn hot. And I don't even like blondes.

    Anyway, I really enjoyed that video that was floating around a couple of months ago of her on some tv show (ant & vic or something?) being interviewed by a couple of little boys. She was cute, funny and had a great sense of humor. She really should show that side more often.

    Posted: Mar 26, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    No. 18 pretty rick says:

    1. gisele & heidi have naturally flawless breasts; never augmented
    2. for a mother of 3, her tits look delicious. pour some sugar on those grapefruit

    Posted: Mar 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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