In order to demonstrate our extreme case of pop culture amnesia, starting today, every Sunday I will bring you What a difference a year makes, a pleasant retrospective on our favorite celebrity self-loathing-inducers' past. One year ago today, here's what everyone was talking about:
• Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal swapped spit poolside, breaking the hearts of teen girls and gay men everywhere. [DListed, X17]
• Mischa Barton opened her eyes and dumped Brandon Davis. To think, we thought that was the last we'd hear of that greasebag. [People]
• Sure, Mariah Carey, September 11 is totally why glitter bombed. [The Superficial]
• Courtney Love was clean and sober as a whistle. And by whistle, I mean drug user. [PopSugar]
• Speaking of drugs, Lindsay Lohan was "on a lot of coffee" in Minnesota. She sure does love her stimulants. [Defamer]
Tom Cruise dragged Katie Holmes by her neck around Europe. [A Socialite's Life]
Editor
i've stopped coming to this site. for one, all you do is archive. and two. THE STUFF IS ALWAYS OUTDATED. Seriously? Why do you always make like something is new when it's a year old, like Kirsten and Jake's article.
i know this is the archive post. but it's not the first time i've seen shit that's old.
Way to go, genius. Let me guess, was the first time you saw old shit 7 days ago? no? 14?
I was totally just jokin y'all I love this site. I can almost read good two. This ain't even the first time I've able to read. I's jus confused the first time i read this post ya know how you do sometimes when the words don't make sense in yer head?
I'll try not to say stupid shit in the comments section anymore so as to not make myself look like such an ignorant ass.
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