When people call homely women in no makeup and track suits “drag queens,” they’re just being dicks, because everyone knows no self respecting drag queen steps out of the house in anything less than a five inch heel. However, when you’re spotted at the club with a fake tan, dyed hair, gallons of eyeliner, heavily plucked eyebrows, augmented breasts, gold heels and a sexy pose, you really do look like a drag queen; and while it’s still dick to call you that, at least it’s accurate.
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she’s just never been what we’d call a pretty girl, has she? no amount of make-up, silicone, fake hair, fake lashes, fake nails and tanning will make up for good old nature’s shall we say “shortcomings”….
Even though her fake tan looks hideous I still like Dragstina
I never realized there was a big movement calling women in track suits and no make-up “drag queens.” Huh. Learn something new every day.
In any case, Christina looks as ridiculous as ever.
In her “Genie in a Bottle” she was cute -au naturel and whatnot. I think she just wants to be more than she is. This is what happens when a pretty girl isn’t satisfied and wants to be gorgeous. A gorgeous drag queen…
I think it’s entertaining when people wear entire MAC makeup counters on their faces.
when you have that kind of money you would think she couls get a decent looking tan… say the sun…. tanning bed … anything would be better than that cheap rub on tan lotion shit
almost a umpa lumpa
Y’all forgot the fake eye color. Like Paris Hilton, she wears colored contacts.
LOVE the snarkiness, Cord!