"I have big dick!! Get it? It's big! B. I. G. Big!"

Mmmmmhmmm… sorry Vincent, I couldn't hear you, I was busy reading an article about the link between small penises and excessive defensiveness.

it may be too early to call it, but this will probably end up being my favorite news story of the day. my favorite part: "If one wasn’t blinded by jealousy, it would be easy to tell [my] scene was real."

haha, I like "only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!"

I can picture frolicking through the enchanted forest, finding unicorns, leprechauns, and Vincent Gallo's massive dong.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

No quotes from Chloe?

I don't know, I wouldn't question him. Only because in the mugshot Cord so kindly provided, he looks like he'll stalk me, whip out his alleged blue-whale-sized penis and then say "see bitch, it was all real!" and kill me

Chloe doesn't want to get into bitch slap fest about brown bunny balls. As Squidward would say, "PAAA-thetic…"
Hmmm…That gives me an idea…I could make up some Chloe quotes…

"When Prosthetics Attack!" That could be a new reality series.

I feel bad for her. I bet his pubes are greasy too. There's probably an odor too. I bet it will be Tom Fords new scent, for men.

Balls, for men.

I want to see him and Heather Mills in a prosthetic smack down.

Well, since according to him, him penis is larger than her leg could ever dream of being, and her leg is just jealous for even trying to claim it might be bigger, I'd have to give him the advantage in a smackdown.

But I wouldn't put money on it.

Chloe Sevigny herself has publicly said the scene involved us performing real sex.

does that make it porn? the rating board must be shitting thier pants.

They must have had taco bell for dinner.

I've never seen the movie, I'd rather watch bad porn than this bunghole.

Seriously, can we get a search warrant for his place? I know there's bodies, and I would take a guess that some of them aren't even hidden.

I don't want to look in the basement. Unless he's got Cillian Murphy in there.

can i come too then?

isnt vinnie gallo the name of the character in my uncle vinnie?

Close! It's Jerry Gallo/Vincent Gambini. God that is a mighty fine film.

I can't bear to look in those eyes. I think he's Manson's (as in Charles) love child. Ick.

What is a "yute?"

I'm sorry, your honour. Yooooooothes.

I thought that Vincent Gallo was a wine maker? I don't want to know what was in the wine. Vincent juice?

Isn't he related to the Gallo wine family?

my cousin.. i mean.

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

They must be proud. I hope they have a special reserve created just for this movie. The Gallo Brown Bunny cabernet. Goes great with meat dishes.

Hmmm… only if they were Marc Jacobs pants.

I would care April. I would be pissed to be shot by someone wearing plaid.

Or manpris. Especially manpris.

or jhorts - sorry cait

so many things to say.

first, didn't we already do a waw keen post? couldn't we find a different photo??

second, i also like the idea of making up chloe quotes. "Unlike some, I don't have penis jealousy - and it's called ENVY. The sex scene was real, and I was blinded anyway, by being poked in the eye with a tiny tiny penis."

third, YUTES!!!!

If I was shot by someone in manpri's I'd have to come back and haunt them. I'm not goin out like that.

Is it time for a, BAAAAALE!? That's the only war cry I have.

REYNOLDS!!!

oh et, kitchy needs to be here for that.

ANISTON!

I know, I miss my lil' Kitchster. Where is she? Did the Scientologists take her?

Who does she think she is, Marc Jacobs? She's probably at the bar and we sit and wait.

Seeing less of these days: blah, james_boston, Kitchy, AdmittedlyAddicted, and Be Adequite

For the record I think this Lily the Pink person is fabulous.

Yeah, james_boston…where is he? I declare my love for him and then he leaves. I thought he was different, but apparently men ARE all the same.

i know… i have been seeing alot of white vans on the road. Maybe they are out in force.

i agree i love lily too shes hilarious and rachel. i wish i could trade them for certain other people.

i love giron too, but thats different

James, you've fogotten the old hags already? Lily gets a platinum crown.

i guess i could walk accross the bridge and check on him, we are neighbors.

"Well, I did keep smelling and tasting something like gasoline..perhaps diesel fuel. The director told me it was just a special kind of condom that couldn't be detected, so it would make the scene more intense. I was good with that…"

Speaking of the dangers of going outside… the dog thinks we are about to get hit with a tornado, gotta go to my safe room. If I'm not back by tomorrow, call my family and tell them I promised you some random belongings.

I think what he really meant to say was the penis was fake, but the smell was real.

sar, Cool, your dog can predict and report the weather? I have a few connections at NOAA if he needs a job.

P.S. If you aren't back by tomorrow dibs on your dog.

James went over to Popsugar.

And he died of sugar shock?

I think he found the special surprise inside…Giggle Pies!

c'mon girls…i can't be here everyday. sometimes i actually have to work. but thanks for missing me…missed you right back. and when i came back today i just assumed everyone would be in the tyra banks thread, not this ugly fucker gallo's. god i hate this guy! i might hate him more than i hate george w. & hitler combined.

Don't worry james…since I am the creative consultant, the "Prosthetic Smack Down" is going to be a fight to the death, you know, gladiator style. And the winner gets a free all expense paid trip (one-way ticket) to Never-Never Land.

i dunno about the ticket to never-never land but the prosthetic smackdown sounds like fun! i've played the penis smackdown many many times. it always ends with someone crying so you know it's fun y'all!