Fabulous! Almost as good as the Paris to Nick love letters. Loves it.

The senseless blather is amusing. Stupid Whores…

I also think the word 'hast' you created in this post is quite brillant too. You are 'ridic'.

Oh thank goodness; this is EXACTLY what I needed today to distract me from…other stuff.
Thank you Lindsay; whatever would we do without you and your antics?

It's bad enough when women in their 20s type like idiotic illiterate teeny boppers, but Shanna is a mother and in her 30s! There is something seriously wrong when her children can (presumably) compose more coherent sentences then she. Sad.

Cord, this is so scandelous? What R ppl gonna think?

Even typing that made me vomit a little.

It would suck to never know who your friends were.
I love you Cord!

It makes my head ache that these girls have so thoroughly embraced the texting lifestyle that they use it even when they're at a full keyboard (presumably).

Is there a texting standard? Like a Strunk & White or MLA for Blackberries? ::sigh::

BUT, it actually impresses me that Paris says Lindsay's just getting angry because she's bored. These girls must be bored a lot.

At least they're not afraid of using the word cunt.

I knew Lindsay was the person behind most of the comments on Perez's blog repeatedly asking him why he doesn't post anything about Paris Hilton.

Why are some of these celeb chicks so stupid? I get so angry every time it's revealed that that these I girls are petty and morons. I understand that they don't need an education because they are richer than most people will ever be. I understand that someone will probably marry these women, regardless of the fact that they'll neer be able to have an intelligent conversation with them. I understand that they probably can get away with either staring straight and blank as a brick or smiling moronically when having a conversation with a guy because their fame is their charm, not their intelligence. I even understand that they live in a world where who is fucking who and fucking for fucks sake is more important than work and family. I understand because that was my high school experience, which was a few years ago now (Minus the fucking for fucks sake part. I went to a Christian school and I was was so seriously into God and preserving myself that I made a pact with him to kill me if I had sex before marriage. I'm not sure if not specifying when to kill me is what has kept me alive since losing my virginity.) I'm younger than Paris and older than Lindsay, and it makes me angry that they can still live in a superficial teenagesque world, while I have to strive to appear as if I'm somewhat intelligent while at work and in my relationships. They are on a permanent vacation from thinking too hard about anything significant for a long time, and I wish I could afford a vacation like that too, but only for a short while. I don't understand why these women haven't realized that they aren't girls any more, and that there are more important things in life than your current social standing.

I again blame their parents for not forcing these women, when they were girls, to use the all the advantages they have available to make themselves well rounded women. At the very fucking least these girls should be able to spell properly. I want my future children, at the very least, to be able to read, write, and solve basic math problems without having to stop and think.

I just want to personally thank the person that did this. And if they are brought up on charges I hope they just get a fine because THEY MADE MY FUCKING DAY!!!!! LOL

Why do actors/actresses/heiresses/poptarts think that they do not need an education?? Just because their paychecks are big doesn't mean that they don't need higher education. Their vocabularies are aweful. Their social skills are obviously rediculous and their self respect is so low. Education isn't just about the potential for a higher paycheck. Sometimes it's about self respect and learning about things outside of your bubble world so that your world view isn't so skewed. I'm not saying that everyone who has a higher education is better than others by any means. I'm just saying that when your only education is from an onset tutor that you ditch as soon as you're 18, well, that can't be a good thing.

"most worth nothing"–you syntactical acrobat, Cord.

what the?, your vocabulary is almost as "aweful" as Lohan's.

I thought you did that on purpose, Cord. It's so much better (accurate) that way.

My original assessment still stands.

You fixed part of the sentence, but you need to go a step further: …Paris' use OF the fake word…

Bystander go get a blog and blog their,no one comes here to read your life story, sorry girl but move on…

This cant be real. If he hacked her MYSPACE then WHY are her gmail messages being screencapped. The msgs btw her and Shanna are from Gmail.

Hey sexyback,
That's spelling, not vocabulary. Just saying, if you're going to insult me, do it right.

He said somewhere he got in her Blackberry, MySpace and some other shit. That is an elaborate Hoax. They would have had to set up several My Space accounts and email back forth over months?? Or what - they faked them and the dates? I don't know.

Fake or not, I'm disappointed. Not a single "adequite" in sight.