Here's something Paris Hilton is going to love: Kitty Wigs. Seriously. We're talking about wigs for cats. Why the hell anyone would stick a head of fake hair on their cat is beyond us, but here's what the creators have to say: "Kitty Wigs are a fun prop to be used to enhance playtime with your feline friends. They're especially fun for photo sessions." Sounds like a death wish.
Click through for photos of all four styles, along with the most ridiculous descriptions ever. (My cat has no interest in looking tan, thankyouverymuch.)
"Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline."
"Blonde is a magical mix of bashful and brazen. Fern shows off the many moods of a natural blonde: sweet yet catty, smart yet batty — where life is alluring and coy. Now all she needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent.
Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan."
"Silver is all about sophistication. Indoors or out, this wig takes Flash to a special place — where everything is sleek and svelte, young and foxy.
Silver makes your kitty feel sexy and smart, like a cougar on the prowl."
"Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrrious attitude – she’s thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.
Blue gives your kitty a sharp look — jazzy and totally copacetic."
Editor
Freaking ridiculous!
Silver is the best. It really showcases my beautiful green eyes.
that looks like my cat. in which case she's about to eat the hair.
My cats would wig(!)the fuck out if I put one of those on their cute little heads. What is wrong with people?!?
I had the same reaction, Crumb. My cat would not put up with that shit. I've got week-old scratches on my midsection just from picking her up for ten seconds. If I tried to put a wig on her, I'd need to break out the Bactine pronto.
My puss looks like this naturally.
I think the cat in the blue wig is thinking, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Too soon? RIP Rick James.
Sarah: Show us the evidence to back up that statement of yours. :-)
Coming soon to CW: America's Next Top Kitty. Blue Kitty has really learned how to smile with her eyes. Blond Kitty's eyes are fierce but she needs to elongate her neck before it disappears.
I'm totally laughing at these descriptions about how each wig makes your cat feel a different way. My cat only has four emotions: hungry, sleepy, needy, and crazy.
My pussy wouldnt be caught did in one of these wigs.
*dead*
fuck
Both of cats are pretty loving, trusting and docile creatures so I could probably get away with this; however, I chose to not use their sweet natures against them by making them look like a feline Cher fan club.
Blond kitty looks like she's about a nanosecond away from scratching out the photographer's eyes. I love how they each cat has a WTF look on its face.
"Kitty wigs… when you want to punish your pussy for being a bad, bad girl."
I see blond kitty wig on Izzy from Girls Next Door. You saw what Bridget did to her younger sister, imagine what she'd do to that poor cat.
answer: because it is hilarious
This is the dumbest shit i have ever seen!!! I would only get one if i REALLY wanted to find neon pink hair in my cat's shit.
Call now! Choose from these four options!
In order of their photos, The Lil Kim! The Sophia Lauren! The Helen Mirren! The Lil Kim! Oh crap we named two of them The Lil Kim! OH NO I've just been told we've named all of the wigs not pictured The Lil Kim!
this website has actually been around for awhile. i can't decide it the idea is the most ridiculous thing about it or the prices of the wigs. $50 for a cat wig? no thanks …
I bought jeans for my dog. He LOVES them. In the event that he murders me in my sleep, please see to it that I am buried with an assortment of hilarious pet clothing.
killorn, no you didn't. please tell me you didn't.
i love these. the chick who does the wigs is pretty much made of awesome. it's just a silly, fun diversion to entertain peeps on the 'net. that's all. :)
Kitty Wigs made me pee my pants
Maybe we can combine Kitty Wigs with those infernal high heels for babies (yes, they really exist) in one of the circles of Dante's hell..?
it seems like killorn did something wrong, so the question we have to ask ourselves is this:
if killorn walked off a cliff, would you?
the correct answer of course is yes. yes i would. and if killorn is buying puppy trousers then so am i.
that's what i'm saying. she's making me rethink this whole dress my dog up in antik denim jeans business.
i ask you, WWKD? (what would killorn do?)
I think dogs will be far more receptive to this idea than cats. Dogs seem to take this kind of abuse with a grain of salt whereas cats plan and plot your death when your not looking.
*PARTY ANIMALS*
Pick up snazzy wigs for your cats! Yes, you ARE that lonely!
Tired of going to pubs with bitches? Disguise your feline friend in a wig and have some shots (of milk) with your modish moggy! They’re only catty pussies in the most literal sense, cock sprout.
New colors will soon be available when PETA throws paint on us.
COMES WITH WHISKER-CURLERS AND PIERCINGS FOR THE ITTY BITTY KITTY TITTIES!
ALL THIS FOR FREE!!!!*
*unless we actually send you them
~jazz paws~
If killorn walked off a cliff, so would I. There would be no reason to live.
ilnaz? commie, goddamnit.
itty bitty kitty titties.
say that 4 times fast.
ilz I just want you to know that even though I'm not using ther term cock sprout i geniunely appreciate its existence and do hope it becomes the next Dramatic Hamster or whatever other sweeping sensation.
I love Ilnaz's commies, but I'm afraid none shall overtake the Dramatic Groudhog. Or whatever it is, it reigns supreme. Unless we rename it Dramatic Cock-Sprout? That might work.
Oh, shut up, cock sprouts. I like your comments WAY more.
surely this is a joke
Are these stripper pussies? Where the hell are their dresses?