Play On, Players
Now that the sole question driving Hollywood "creativity" is what do the people (and their money) want, and now that the answer to that question is video games, what's your bet on what will be the next video game to hit the big screen?
We say a live-action version of our childhood obsession, The Legend of Zelda, can't be too far off in the distance, because people love both seeing monsters and seeing monsters killed—Orlando Bloom would make a fine Link. And how about giving Mike Tyson's career a boost with Punch-Out: The Movie? Jude Law could be Glass Joe and Zac Efron could be the Little Mac! Somebody get me in contact with Uwe Boll.
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Nothing will ever beat Tron. Jeff Bridges in a unitard was greatness. My 11 year old girl brain was changed forever. His leotard was lit up in all the right places.
They'll make a Guitar Hero movie, starring Zac Effron.
I can't wait to see him in some leopart tights.
DUDE!
No mention of Reginald VelJohnson as Doc? First they cut him from the last two Die Hards, now he's ignored for the role he was born to play.
hollywood is so cold and cruel like that. He'll always have Family Matters
i'm probably the only person in the world who loved that super mario brothers movie. brb, going to bust out my super nes.
That's ironic. I still love pez.