No bun in the oven?

Ha ha, Cord. She's so effin tiny that the bump just makes her look normal. Look at the last picture- you can see where the dress wants to follow the curve, but it just sort of hangs over. I want to see this chick get fat at the end. That's mean. Just show me a picture of Salma right now and I'll feel better. Girlfriend's puffy and miserable!

that dress is cut to hide just such a pooch.

i forgot to add, you shouldn't speculate that it isn't true. Paris Hilton said it was, so it must be. Duh.

Best subhead ever. Thanks.

Speaking of Salma, Lale, I'd love to see a recent pic of her… Cord, would you get on that?

Thanks!

When she performed in the pink dress you could tell there was a bump. And if it turns out she's not in fact preggers, then more power to her. Enjoy that extra cheeseburger X-tina. You can rest assured knowing Britney will always be the bigger trainwreck.

Yeah, awesome subheading.

That subline reminds me of a recent Lifetime movie, for women.