NO SHIT?????????

Must be because of the meth…FUNNY!!!!

I thought he was a "celebrity blogger," not a "celebrity."

I thought he was a "celebrity blogger," not a "celebrity."

This has nothing to do with anything but I sure am craving Red Lobster.

O NO! not perez… this izzzz not tru n u r just lying 'cause u r sooooo gellus of hizzzz sucksezzzz. pozzzzzer.

(Damn! It's hard work being a Perez supporter. I have a headache from consciously mis-spelling words.)

ps…. commies!

yessssssssssssss. It appears my, explosive diarrhea, curse really does work. Take this as a warning all ex boyfriends. I sooooooo hope we can see this.

that would be so hilarious…….I hope it happened.

You really think they will air it? I'll be watching just in case!

This is VH-1. New York, Flava of Love, Shot of Ghonorrhea. I don't think there is much worrying over decorum in their board meeting.

The real pressing question is, Did he take a picture of the poop, draw white cum stains on it, and post it on his site after that?

Many nearly made me poop my pants with laughter.

Mandy and not Many. Unless Mandy is really Handy Many?

I leave and come back to this!? Oh, joy. Only one person could make it better. {{crosses fingers}}

Don't even get my hopes up Lisa 1. I don't think I could handle that kind of dissapointment. Shool is all ready over so all hope is truly lost.

By "pooped himself on a treadmill" do you mean he expelled faeces in the shape of his likeness running on a treadmill? I ask for two reasons, 1) If he did that I might have to consider excluding the "talentless" that usually precedes "assclown" when I describe him, and 2) I need to start taking bets on how much it will sell for on ebay and if Beth Ditto will be the highest bidder.

Seems like Perez had a bad dose of the runs. I hope the person using the treadmill after him was wearing skis.

If he could poop his own likeness on a treadmill I may have to take back a few of the things I've said about him. Just a few though.

so I am going out on a limb here, I think he is taking laxatives to win.

What an asshole. He should have hit up Paris for some Adderall. Stupid.

jujubees, seriously, or Brit Brit for a hit of Albuterol. Everyone knows the correct way to lose weight is Adderall, Albuterol and Taco Bell.

Actually… I take back what I said earlier. If ONLY he would shit on his keyboard, paint his cum stains on it, scribble PERV up top, and then post that, I might actually be able to tolerate his site more than I can now.

ps. hold me Jujubees.

I will hold you but you have to promise not to shit on me. That's just my line.

I hear that when you take it up the poop-chute on a regular basis that thang just gets flabby and the crap falls out at the most inopportune times. Must be true.

I don't really need another reason to keep that off limits but now I have a backup reason.

Mandy you are my hero.

Wait, are you serious? That fat fuck is on Celebrity Fit Club?

I would bet he's taking Alli (Orlistat) or something similar - It's a weight loss aid, that combined with a low-fat diet and exercise, will help your body to pass 25% of your fat intake (instead of absorbing it). The problem is, if you eat more than 15 grams of fat at a meal, well, then you get unpleasant side effects:

Alli side effects:

oily spotting in your undergarments;
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oily or fatty stools;
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orange or brown colored oil in your stool;
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gas with discharge, an oily discharge;
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loose stools, or an urgent need to go to the bathroom, inability to control bowel movements;
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an increased number of bowel movements; or
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stomach pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, rectal pain.

**excerpt taken from the Alli website (and no, I don't represent them - I just read about it recently, out of curiosity.)

vagarious - it's not meth, it can't be - I thought meth was supposed to make you haggard, unless he washes it down with about six quarts of ben & jerry's?

By the way, the real way to lose weight is Ritalin. Forget all that eat properly and exercise crap (no pun intended). No, just pop a few of your kids ADD drugs and you too can wear skinny jeans.

There are two things (other than this) I want to see on Celebrity Fit Club; I wan to see Perez and Ant get bitchy with each other and then I want to see the reaction on Harvey's face when he hears about this.

It sounds like too much buttsecks and deep fisting. I betcha Perez is a great big sloppy party bottom

My favorite is "anal leakage"

OMG, I just found my new t-shirt.

Party Bottom.

I'll need my bedazzler, stat.

Hey, im back… long Vacay!!! But finally found the time to go through the sites..

u guys <3 Perez, dont u!!! que lindo!!!! umm, let me see… if he wasn’t a celebrity then he wouldn’t be worth mentioning… BUTTTT he is a Celebrity, Actually he is a Celebrity /Blogger…

Do grown, mature, professional adults ever say "vacay"? Don't you mean "long semester, taking a break from studying for finals and finally found the time to go through the sites.."

ur soo clever "admittedlyaddicted"… WOW, good one!!! ur awesome!!! good job!!!

cough cough LOSER

"ur" and "cough cough LOSER"

hmmm. clever, yes. I'm sure Brit Brit seems clever by your standards.

Cord, cant we replace Perez's picture with some common symbol that we all recognize, but affords us the luxury of not having to look at his face all day. I sure would appreciate any rememdy you can come up with to this problem…

to be honest, i wouldnt consider anyone on celebrity fit club an actual celebrity.

plus, can you really defend a guy in a "holy crap, he shit his pants" post?

I second that admittedlyaddicted I can't bstand the perv. Cum stains are just not funny

stand* sorry need more caffine.

April, delusion is a side effect of the perezheads…of COURSE they can. It goes something like, "ur just gelluz that u cant shit ur pants like perez!!"

Sad thing is that it probably didn't embaress Mario at all.

after ur bored of commenting all day, u should go read Details mag most influential men under 45….

Blogger and Proprietor, PerezHilton.com; Age: 29 (Last Year’s Rank: 5)
The shrewdest man in the take-no-prisoners world of Hollywood gossip rules from a laptop in the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Sunset Boulevard. Lavandeira’s site brings in 2.6 million visitors a week—US Weekly’s readership is 1.8 million—and $45,000 a day in advertising. His items have the power to create celebrities out of nobodies—like piano-pop singer Eric Hutchinson, whose album jumped to No. 5 on iTunes after two Perez mentions. Now the blogger has a full-on empire in the works, including TV gigs, a book, and a record label. The question is: Who will draw cum dribbles on him when he succeeds

thats some hottt Shit!!! he is the "it blogger" anyone esle in here considered Influential??? NOPE, thats right… opps… i guess you just arent that good… hahahahahaha

Any list that would have K-Fed and Perez as influential is certainly worth wiping my ass with. It's alittle more expensive than the Charmin but my party bottom is worth it.

girly im sure that u wouldnt even be able to afford such a thing.. but ur allowed to have ur dreams!

Really? I'm pretty sure I can. You need to have a lot of money to be able to sit on your ass and post on entertainment blogs. Or at least marry someone with a lot of money. Either way, it's not cheap to be this lazy.

I truly am living my dreams so you just go back to work. And by work I mean trolling the blogs defending your favorite ass clown.

juju, I'm so glad that during the interference from my boss you could point out to Denise that Details also considers KFed influential…because that was the most blatant point I could come up with. I also agree that while Charmin is wonderful to wipe with, Perez's head would be like wiping with gold cloth.

one more thing…my shit might improve his photo.

That would be luxurious. I would worry though that wiping with Perez may turn your asshole blue.

or give you herpes by osmosis…something to consider

I'd be worried my asshole would get offended.

Oh man. Ass herpes is just as bad as getting the ass cancer. How does Paris do it?

admittedlyaddicted: UR TOO FUNNY….. amusing to me that u like to state that u married some one with money blablabla.. u know that made up American dream of urs.. but lets pretend that ur little fancy was true… THAT would be sooo pathetic… u admitted that u sit on ur Fatt ass all day and comment on blogs… WONDERFUL, so ur admitting that u don’t to shit… and im sure that marrying a man with Money.. u mean Uncle Sam! U know that were ur welfare checks come from… but that will be our little secret..!! The internet is great for a person like u… life less, lonely, probably UGLY as hell, but yet.. u can come online and say that u have tons of money and blablabla… haha.. great laugh!!! Thanks… I needed that… but even If I didn’t marry someone “with a lot of money” atleast im an accomplished human being.. not free loading off of someone else!!! But I guess u really wouldn’t understand that whole scenario…

Perez has influenced a generation of idiots to laugh at shit and cum jokes and then shit his own pants.

You are right, I haven't been nearly as influential on nearly as many people. But atleast those I have influenced have been motivated by more than my "witty" use of MS Paint.

what is considered an accomplished at 15? Being able to apply eyeliner perfectly on the bus?

i guess April wants to be part of the adult convo/fun… awww, do u feel left out??? what a cute little puppy u are!

female puppy - OF COURSE!! :)

wait? is that you calling me a bitch? Please, do not invite me into adult conversation with a round about way to call me a bitch. I totally get that your computer's filter will probably red flag the word and mom is SO going to ground you, but its totally worth missing Fred Claus on Friday night with Molly and Britney to not sound like a complete idiot. The movies not that good, and Britney is probably talking shit behind your back.

WOW… UR quick… good job little one.. Molly and Britany? are those ur make pretend friends?? i def dont get it.. but OKAY…

Fred Clause.. was it good?? i`ll wait for the DVD release.. but thanks…'

thats the best that u could come up with? WOW.. maybe u arent soo bright… DUHHH u arent soo bright!

I'd be bitter too if I still wasn't allowed to sit at the big peoples table. Just keep hoping and one day you'll get there.

its that time of day!!!

have fun "commenting"

have a great day my little Female Puppy, and of course the lazy rich slob… dont forget, u hvae to make dinner for the husband.. dont burn down the Trailer..!

kisses biatches…

thats including u to little female pupp…

schools out!!!!

Awwww, lunch hour is over and someone needs to get back to class. Have fun whoreface.

This is so wrong. It's not Thursday. I didn't get the memo. Unfair!

"thats including u to little female pupp…"

i am by no means a master of grammar, but that makes no sense - i think there are too many words.

Well, you know they have those filters and if she used the word, bitch. She'd just get detention and posting privelages revoked.

That's why she had to go away for so long. I kind of feel bad we provoked her into all that cursing but she has only herself to blame.

"thats including u to little female pupp…"

i am by no means a master of grammar, but that makes no sense - i think there are too many words. or possibly someone else has reached my status of female puppy and she simply forgot to address the comment?

would that be a, grammaster?

damn juju, she gave me the credit for being a fat lazy ass…I was so not lucky enough to marry a rich mexican…I only got the middle class variety

She also shouldn't assume everyone lives in a trailer like her. She's so rascist.

maybe grammarster? (makes me think grand master)

Grandmaster flash and the funky bunch. No, that's just wrong. Wicky, wicky, wicky, wicky.

geez, what's the deal w/denise?

HAHA juju, I was thinking the SAME thing.

Denise is just gelluz that she has a curfew.

It must really suck to have you mom make you get off line to clean up your room.

I'm sorry, I'm stuck on Details calling Perez a "take no prisoners" dude. Shyeah. Until the actual celebrity he's insulting confronts him. Then he bends over and pulls his buttcheeks apart for better access.

Damnit, Kitchy. I didn't have my depends on and was not prepared for that kind of hilarity.

Another fabrication… a LAME one at that. Perez isn't even on Celebrity Fit Club (nor is he going to be) so how could this be even remotely true? Pathetic…