Hop…hop…heil! Who's my widdle Nazi Bunny? Who is? Whois? Huh? Wassagoinon? Awww, yes. Yes you ARE. My widdle Nazi Bunny.

(I only got through about 10 seconds so I don't know if the hopping continues. Since I am sure none of you will get through more, we can just assume she does.)

In her defense, she's a fucking retard. She likely thinks that Hitler is just German for a successful album and that Mein Kampf is a German potato salad or something.

I like your theory blah,
I'm pretty sure during her history lesson Ashlee was puking up her pizza and doritos or trying to get attention from her dad. At least she didn't lip synch this time.

What do you mean "at least"? I would have prefered lip synching. As a matter of fact she should never NOT lip synch.

How did either one of those Simpson girls get a career in entertainment? It's like watching the annoying girl from Math class at talent show.

She's not really a "retard," she's just uneducated. Papa Simpson couldn't be bothered to see that his little darlings got proper schooling. There was money to be made, after all.
About that whole money-grubbing thing: Joe's a preacher. Isn't greed one of the 7 deadly sins? And why is it that Christian conservatives are so against other deadly sins, e.g. lust, but so OK with greed? Just wondering.

Lisa I didn't mean to say lip-synch I meant pre-recorded crap a la the one time on Saturday Night Live when she ran off crying. Good times.

I swear to God I will get out my machete and hack a little bitch if I hear ONE preteen retard singing "I guess we're really over, so come over, I'm not over it!"
She is the WORST SINGER EVER.

Run-DMS:

Where do I start? The 7 Deadly Sins are NOT from The Bible. They come from literature, specifically Dante (The Inferno I think?). Anyway, they have NOTHING to do with Christianity. The Ten Commandments are from The Bible!

Stoney, ok, so after rethinking, the deadly sins do have someone to do with Christianity of course, but just Dante's interpretation of it. Ok, I'll stop talking to myself now.

i actually saw this on the view yesterday (don't ask), and thought exactly as you did, Cord.

From Wikipedia: "The seven deadly sins, also known as the capital vices or cardinal sins, are a classification of vices that were originally used in early Christian teachings to educate and instruct followers …"

how does she still get booked for shows and why do people buy this twat's "music"

I still don't think that shit is in The Bible.

Hey Stoney, what if you hear a pre-teen sing, "Da slida ma bey is still Rhine. Woah, woo-oh-oha. Da slaina ma bey is still rine."?

You know, you could replace those "lyrics" at the begining with:

Hay-ul, Hitler. The Third Reich is still mine.

Lisa, I would surely cut a bitch.

Seriously, you should check out the THS on E on these bitches. It is really kinda sad but also sickeningly fascinating to watch them morph from sweet, modest Christian girls to the train wrecks they have become today.