Does Mary Kate Olsen Think?
As increasingly odd information emerges concerning Heath Ledger's death – specifically that, upon finding his lifeless body, Ledger's masseuse called his "girlfriend," Mary Kate Olsen, three times before calling the police – we have to suspect that something more than just the massage therapist's behavior is amiss. (And why did Olsen dispatch her private security detail to arrive to the apartment before police?)
Funny blog 23/6 asks: "Sure, celebrities crave privacy, but really: what was she thinking?" They attempt to answer exactly that with a "Thought Process Flow-Chart," which we've excerpted after the jump.
Go here to see the whole, hilarious thing.
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I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say MK was at Ledger's apartment the night of said incident. The plot thickens, y'all!
The chick didn't have a license to me a massage therapist in NY, so she didn't want to get busted for acting as such. If she was licensed, she wouldn't need help perfoming CPR!!!!!! Very sad.
Apparently the bodyguard was a trained EMT, so perhaps by having him go over MK thought it'd be sufficient help and private. I'm more concerned with the dumb ass massage therapist, I don't care if MK was there the night before or not you call 911 when you find someone passed out and unresponsive.
I am convinced that the "masseuse" is a drug dealer. Heath - just in from London - probably called MK asking where he could score blow, whatever - and she sent the dealer over. She found him dead, and she and MK spoke four times to make sure their stories were straight. THAT explains EVERYTHING!
I was watching Spongebob today, (what?) And it was the episode were he was using magic and turned Squidward into an icecream cone. The first thing Spongebob says is: Patrick, call 911.
Even Spongebob knows that.
what the hell does MKO need a masseuse for? How do you massage bones?