In honor of Mick Jagger and Warren Beatty showing their wrinkles at Hyde the other night, I've included these photos to give an idea of what the next generation of geriatric bar hoppers will look like.
They say this is intended to be 2037. If so, Justin Timberlake shouldn't look like that, nor should Avril Lavigne Paris Hilton should actually look worse, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is a widow in that photo.
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Eww. Maybe it's ageism, or maybe it's Avril's hair, but the more I look at these pics, the more grossed out I become. I'm going to do a gray sweep before I leave the house.
Figures Paris would look liek that. Still a tramp when she hits damn near 80. =)
Someone should send John Mayer that picture of Jessica Simpson and tell him to dump her before she turns into that!
I thought Avril was Jennifer Aniston and could not figure out what Gerri Attack was talking about.
Kitch, I'm so there with you. I thought it was Jennifer, too. I figured the scowl was because Angie's boobs were still perky at age 70 or something.
Kinda puts Paris Hilton in perspective, doesn't it? Thank you, Cord, for this "lovely" visual! From now on, everytime I see a PRESENT-DAY photo of Paris, I will forever be haunted by what Paris will look like 50 years from now.
that's paris in 15 minutes
Does anyone else thing Angelina still looks damn good, or is that just me? I hope i look that hot when i'm old.
problem - u would have to figure what they would look like after scads of surgery and botox. 2 words - jocelyn wildenstein. let's see what botulism does over a long period of time, shall we? the gov has approved our consumption of many things, only to find out later it was really bad - like all drugs for instance. this could get interesting, I think.
Kirsten Dunst and Angelina Jolie actually look kind of elegant as old people. The Paris one cracks me up, and Nicole Kidman would look like she does in the picture if she wasn't already totally botoxed NOW… (it's really sad, because I think Nicole Kidman is so pretty, but she went a little overboard on making sure she still had a smooth face at her age.)
Angelina still looks good. Not good in the way that I would nail her, just good. Well, maybe I would.
As for Jessica, she has beautiful skin, she will look better than that.
Um - most of these people, with the exception of CZJ will be in their mid-50s in 2037. How many 50 year old celebrities look that haggard. Susan Sarandon and Victoria Principal are roughly in their mid-50s and look nothing like that.
Angelina's is closest to the mark.