i base all of my decisions on what cartoon beavers tell me.

And they say MEN think with their genitals!

Yeah, but it's Australia. And I think they misphrased the question. It was probably something like "what do you call your vagina?" not a name in particular. I call vaginas fortune cookies, but it's not specific to *my* vagina.

Yeah, that beaver is smart. But I'm gonna keep going to GOOP for life decision advice.

Remember to get 8 hours of sleep and don't eat white foods. You're welcome.

Zelda, as in "the Legend of." It all started in high school because I held onto my V-card longer than most of my female classmates.

Hey, at least they didn't put 'pink tacos' on their tampon packages.

I heard that's a popular one on the west coast. I get the picture, but it's not appetizing.

Some people call it "little bird" here (passarinha), but it's not a very polite word. Me, I call mine "Little Mary"… Don't ask why…

I remember thinking it was HILARIOUS when our high school team would play the beavers and we would cheer "Beat those Beavers". We would just crumble in giggles when we cheered that cheer. Man are teenagers stupid.
I have said it before … my 5 year old calls it her front butt - which offically became our household name for the vaginas in our house.

ROFL. Oh Payter…thank you for that. I'm seriously almost in tears.

Mine's called "Pepe." Also, don't ask me why and no, its not after Pepe Le Peu.

Good God, Helen. I kept my v-card 'till college. What would that make mine?? :P

Am I alone here? Does no one else just shut the fuck up and fuck anymore? Why do we have to be so verbal? My vagina doesn't need a name. It just needs to be trimmed and fucked on a regular basis.

(1) Hot Pocket.
(2) Cheesy Beef Burrito
(3) The ex used to call it Li'l V.

(note, the first two were a joke… sort of.)

My roommate back in the day when I lived in Northern Virginia was searching for a gynecologist in the yellow pages (yes, yes, we used yellow pages back then) and happened upon Dr. Harry Beaver, OBGYN.

True story.

On my side of town there's a business called Mike Hunt's Wholesale. (He's a car dealer)

Swear to Xenu.