Is Wordpress a black Muslin terrorist? That explains everything. But I will just tell you, Cord, there has been trouble afoot here for quite some time.

P H A R M A C Y.

Good lord! Has my ranting and raving caused that much chaos?

I apologize if it has. I dont want to negatively impact the readers experience with the site.

While Im not a racist, homophobe or bigot, it is fun to play one to get a rise out of the posters. Ill stop.

Cute Matt. Not everything is about you. Nice on outing yourself as a troll, though.

I think it has been known all along that I was trolling? While I still delcare myself a faithful reader, I have to admit that fucking with you guys through comments has been great. And in any case it seems that my shananigans have gotten old..so no point in continuing them.

MATT TOOK OUR JERBS!!!!!!

ALL 105 OF THEM~!!

ROO TA TOO TOO TERBS!!!

See you bitches on November 5.

Yeah, I suppose so, it's just odd for trolls to admit their trolling.

I am also a faithful reader, have been for a very long time, and I would never dream of trolling amongst the hags. What a waste of time.

Your right, it was a waste of time. Thats why I did it, things were REALLY slow at work and I needed to pass the the time!

But relax faithful commenters of mollygood I will no longer disturb the herd.

Um, thanks? Yeah, I'm up late at night, biting my nails, "How will Matt disturb my day today???"

Phew. I thought the nuttiness was on my end.

Everyone will miss you.

Just what Matt needs, a bigger head. Anyway, it seems to be working just fine now, Cord.

Matt, don't flatter yourself, you moron.

I think you were one of the top 10 best trolls of all time, Matt. You were no Denise15, but then, who is?

Broomstick…and? And he… needs tooooooo….. come on now you know this.

Ah, Denise. How I miss thee and your "Diet Coke and ciggy" breaks. ::Pours some Diet Dr. Pepper out on the ground::

Sar - are you trying to say that they need to "Roll over for something different?"

does anyone remember the song gangsta lean?

i'm singing that in my head right now.

I tip my 40 to your memory…

Sarah that's a great idea for the Wordpress post.

OH BITCH YEAH, I tried to post this comment and got my favorite smackdown! "you are posting comments too quickly. slow down."

Tell Wordpress to suck it, sar, you are not going too fast.

maybe if i didnt have to keep 45 tabs open, WOOOORD PRESS, with comments typed in each one, waiting for the comments.php page to go away - maybe I wouldn't post everything at once, you ever think of that woooooooooooooooooorddddd press!

wordpress suck it homey!

sar vs. wordpress.

THUNDERDOME!!!

Holy shit, I didn't realize I was actually considered a slow poster on this thing…

I need to brush up on my skillz.

something was wrong with mollygood?

Yep, it shit itself earlier this afternoon.

must have been all the pointless bickering about politics.

Well, if that was it, I have a feeling that ol' MG is about to get the galloping trots all over again.

*sigh*

Well, if that was it, I have a feeling that ol' MG is about to get the squirts all over again.

*sigh*

See, Wordpress is being a bitch again. Fuck you, shitty ass.

Not sure we're outta the woods yet…

i thought i was just seeing double on account of the flu.

i like how you changed "galloping trots" to "squirts."

you're busted ET!

:)

I know, I was going to go for, "explosive diarrhea" next.

"galloping trots" is the second funniest phrase i have read all day!

No no no! Cord has the PRANCING trots.

BunchOfElves! I was just thinking, "hey, how come I never see that BunchOfElves anymore? Did he get lost in the bush?" And then there you were! Like magic!

Hey Sarah!!
(I'm she btw!)

I totally did get lost in the bush.

I was still in the process of moving when I was last here. (Hampered by my Intervention addiction; thanks Oilybohunk! My god, I was supposed to be packing.)

Took me a while to get internets too so I been outta the loop a while. Did I miss much?

Oh! I TOTALLY meant to say "she." Um. That was a typo.

Mostly what you've missed is Matt. For what it's worth. Good times, yo. Gooood times.