More with the ripping on Dita? At least she's not pumpkin-colored or leather-faced like some people we could name.

I will never understand what's wrong with her complexion.

I do too. I'll try to stop picking on every post that you write today…really I will.

Best,
evil twin

I won't.

Best,
Kitchy

Well, that's because you are evil twin's evil twin.

Double-Evil Kitchy.

We are so on double-secret probation right now, aren't we?

So that's why I have to keep logging in.

Bitch needs some bronzer

Why? So she can look like that fake-ass Aguilera?

She is fierce. Fierce, dammit!

i dont think she needs bronzer, she needs to lay off the 1 shade too lite coverup. she looks like a geasha. I dont beleive shes naturally that pale.. im pale shes blank

I used to be naturally that pale. When I put on a black wig to go as Morticia for Halloween one year, everyone thought I put on foundation to whiten my skin. I didn't. The black hair just made it more noticeable. *lol*

Unfortunately the last few years have created a change in color no matter how careful I am with sunscreen and sun exposure. I'd love to have that back again.

I am so pale that in college my nickname was Casper.

I didn't say that she needed so much that she looked fake…you can control how much you put on!

So that's what my husband meant by "Fucking you is like fucking a corpse"!

that doesn't even look like a natural complexion anyway. It looks like she is wearing makeup that is way too light for her! I agree with April, she looks like a geisha!

Any amount of unnatural color looks fake…because it is. Foundation is supposed to match your skin tone.

I suggest those of you who say she looks like a geisha pull up the picture where she's leaning on her hand. She IS naturally that pale.

oooh kitch… sad. i could hook you up. whips? chains? handcuffs? silder bullets? butt plugs?

I just pulled up the picture and now I'm stuck on drooling over her shoes.

i disagree there is a different quality pale to her face than her hands. im not saying i think shes much darker than that, in fact i said 1 shade to lite and i stand by that.

i use her legs as comparison becuase i know that my hands are just naturally supper pale cuz they are always cold.. bad circulation. but her calf has a little color in it.. the color i think her face is

You can use powder bronzer, and it doesn't look fake…Have you ever seen it?

Bronzer looks like bronzer, no matter what.

And I'll never understand the obsession with people NEEDING a blush or tint to their skin.

I'd also like to say that I've personally never found a foundation that's pale enough for me. I recently walked down to CVS at lunch to buy one of those one-step compact foundation/powder deals so I didn't look like a corpse when I took a picture for my new badge. I spent $12 dollars on the palest one I could find: Revlon's Ivory Beige. The picture came out alright, but it's still a tad bit darker than my natural color.

I couldn't until my skintone changes either, tlatzoteotl.

I don't usually wear foundation at all. Just loose powder. I think powder bronzer sucks too because you look all glittery like a twelve year old in the Bonnie Bell section.

I only wore it when having portraits done, and even then it was more of a coverup than a foundation.

Now I don't wear any because evening everything out would just look like a mask.

There is something about Dita that just bugs the crap out of me. I respect her paleness (reminds me of my sis), but I couldn't do it. Tanning is my carcinogen of choice.

Hey, whatev, I smoke, so see you in chemo! :)

Excellent-we can gossip!

lol @ evil twin

I usually only wear it a few times a year - can't stand the irksome feeling of dirt on my face. I had quite the learning experience that day in the bathroom at work. After putting the shit on and it looking all flaky, I washed my face with soap out of the pump dispenser and then used hand moisturizer on my face before trying again. Fun!

Maybe people wear blush and other cosmetics because, oh, I don't know..THEY WANT TO?

As far as the whole foundation thing goes, I find that if you use a spray moisturizer to wet a sponge applicator and then put your foundation on with that it really helps thin the foundation and it applies better and doesn't cake up.

Aw, Samantha, it's ok if you're glittery…I just don't WANT TO be.

Yeah…they want to because they've been taken in by a vanity-obsessed society.

And maybe people are pale because THEY WANT TO be? People don't need to be pale. People don't need bronzer.

Yes, Samantha, you started this by saying "the bitch needs bronzer" like there was something wrong with her being pale.

In my opinion…She does need bronzer or something to that extent…And I am not "glittery" by any means…You guys all seem to have something up your asses today!

I don't wear foundation at all either, but I'm naturally tanned, so it's nice. I don't need to spend the time or money to go out and tan. I do use powedered bronzer for my cheeks sometimes, for pictures or whatever. I don't think there is anything wrong with someone choosing not to tan who is naturally pale. I just think that she is def wearing a shade too light for her skin tone. IMO!

Thank the Lord! Someone who makes sense!

And I said "Bitch needs some bronzer."

And in my opinion, all bronzer looks glittery and junior highish.

I have something up my ass every day, what makes you think today is somehow special?

well obviously you haven't seen it on the right skin tone, kitchy. I have a very olive complexion. And when I wear it, everyone compliments me saying how nice I look. But, they also don't know what it is that I'm wearing that is complimenting my tone. I always have to tell them that I had put bronzer on.

I disagree, aries.

well I'll agree to disagree

I think it depends on the quality of the bronzer as well. Some blend much better than others (and are much less wet 'n wild looking). I would never wear a bronzer in winter, but in summer it can really enhance a natural skin tone with a nice glow.

thank you, whatev. I have bought two different kinds and I only use the second because it looks so much better than the first one I bought. I also agree that in winter, the lighting is all wrong for it. :)

Regardless of whether or not I think it looks natural or good on the general public, I think it would look absolutely ridiculous on Dita. Her skintone, other make-up, hair, and overall appearance would completely clash with it.

LMFAO @ Samantha

I apologize for not remembering the exact order in which you typed the words "bitch", "needs", and "bronzer". I don't apologize for stating my opinion, as your words were quite derogatory.

Totally agree Kitchy!

well I never said I thought it would look good on Dita! lol I already said that with MY skintone it looks good. But, as I said, I have a darker complexion. Completely different from Dita's. I'm not saying that Dita needs a bronzer, or even blush for that matter. I just thinks she needs to change the color of her foundation.

My point has always been in response to Samantha's "Bitch needs bronzer" and her follow-up of "She does need bronzer."

i kinda like being glittery occasionally it reminds my of 7th grade with vanilla tasting lips, shop lifting wet and wild, gin spike fruit punch.

memories

tlatzoteotl…That's too bad that you found my derogatory, I'm pretty sure that I can say whatever I like.

And tl can respond to it.

I don't know if they could find a bronzer for her skin tone! She would look bright orange!

April you crack me up! I remember a friend of mine in eighth grade and smuggling peppermint schnapps in a mouthwash container to our class trip to an amuesment park.

shed look positively rediculous with bronzer. she just needs the next shade up in coverup and maybe a little light blush (the liquid powder kind, its goes on softer and smoother than normal and is barely noticible. she just looks cold to me (and i mean physically)

yes, April, that is it to a T.

Of course you can. And I am free to disagree with you if I like.

Free speech is awesome..I'm having a great time, aren't you?

hahahaha that is fabulous!!!!!!!

thats such a good idea i kinda wanna do it next time i go to an amuesment park. 8 bucks for a beer!

thanks for the tip!

I used to tan all the time but I don't anymore. My boyfriend used to think I was too pale, but one day saw me and said he liked me this way. Now he honestly doesn't care if I tan or not, but he still puts his sunglasses on when I wear a tank top.

I think her hair being so dark accentuates her paleness. Like a cross between Priscilla Pressley and Elvira.

@blah hahaha.
its ok, in the dark my fiancee says i glow a little

So many opinions, I feel compelled to add my 2 cents. I thinks she's naturally very pale, but looks harsh due to (excessively?) dark/theatric makeup and dyed black hair and eyebrows. I think if she toned down her makeup and wore her hair in a less severe style she wouldn't look so ghastly. But then again, that's the look she's going for. There. I feel better now.

I'm naturally that pale and I get so tired of people "suggesting" things to add color to my complexion because they I am too white. And saying things like "a little color would make you look healthier." If they're overweight I always resist the urge to tell them a little exercise would make "them" look healthier. They would probably consider that rude and be very offended by it….makes you wonder…

begbugs, I think that would be an awesome response. I've always been tempted to do the same when people tell me I need to put on a few pounds to look healthier.

I know, you can say whatever you want to… Some of you guys are so arrogant!

We are not. We're just better than you.

Yeah Kitchy…being skinny and pale is a bitch…I guess that means Shitney is the picture of health and I should emulate her. Snark.

April, yes I've gotten the glow in the dark comment before. He thinks we can save electricity if I walk around naked.

Still, I do miss the days of lying in a tanning bed. I don't know, there was something so relaxing about the whole thing…except that one time when I burned my butt cheeks pretty bad.

Yeah, I have to interject for a sec and say that if anyone ever told me to wear bronzer, I'd laugh my silly Irish ass off…I might be the only olive-skinned, tan Irish gal in the greater metropolitan area, and it's just from running around outside with my dog. ;)

I had this weird problem that while being pale, it's rare that I ever burn (except for previous mention of butt cheek scortching). I don't get it, my body rejects light. I had to lay in the tanning bed on high for several sessions before I started to actually get color.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone as pale as Dita before- its not so much pale as it looks as though she's covered herself with medium-white paint…

Anyhow, I do prefer this over orange, leathery Aguilera skin.

I now have this mental image of blah in a tanning bed and all the light being reflected off and burning the walls while she stays protected in a little bubble of pale skin.

And that snarky, stupid, sarcastic comment was so funny.

Kitchy - hahahahahah!! yeah, I'm kinda like that. Only I like to think of it as sort of a halo effect that I have…because I'm so angelic of course.

I agree Samantha, that comment @ #73 by Kitchy was so funny! I knew you'd come around.

Obviously in the midst of the Great Bronzer Debate of 2007 we've been to busy to talk about spectrophilia… What the fuck does this say about Marilyn Manson? And why does he actually paint himself white?

I mean, I love me some TAPS and Most Haunted…but who masturbates to ghosts?

Oh I love Most Haunted!!!! I saw it last night. I like to watch it by myself with all the lights turned out. Yes people, this is what I do on Friday nights now. :-(

BTW, what does it say about Evan Rachel Wood?

She's stuck in the fifties but beautiful.

I know Blah! I mean, he's making her look like it too (although it was really Dita's shtick to begin with…whatever). Ick. I just thought of him jacking off… Someone, get this image out of my mind!!!!!!!

I love the Most Haunted Live over Halloween. Three lovely days of me sitting in front of the tv for HOURS, this past years' was kinda crazy and freaked me out a bit.