Hannah Montana baby penis candy! Comes in 3 flavor! Tell you parents to get you some TODAY!

DID THEY REALLY NEED TO MAKE THEM FLESH TONE??

love. it.

That wang should get checked for testicular cancer. Just sayin. Also it looks like it's pointing at Miley's face. Do with that what you will.

It would be even *awesomer* if Hannah was turned the other way.

So what do the microphones look like? HA!

Yeah, her facial expression ain't helping to curb the jokes.

I'm not surprised.

Disney is always putting out those subliminal and obvious phallic symbols.

I love Disney.

Sometimes they just make it waaaaay to easy.

Why the fuck is the word "Fodder" haunting me today!!!!!!!!! First it ruined all my dreams last night and now Whitney uses it! Ahhhh!!!! My personal apocalypse is upon me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regardless of the phallic nature, Hanna Montana gummie Concert Candy is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

that candy is saying what we're alllll thinking.

help

oh, it's fixed :)

em: I did this to make a friend laugh, but because you wished it…

It could be worse

Yes, I felt a little skeevy creating that, but Disney started it.

Oh, Lily, you have made my night. ;)

in probably less than a few hours, you've done better photoshopping than most magazine covers get these days. kudos.

Sar, what about these? You know, for my nasal cavity stockpile? I believe they are lactose-free. And they look sort of… aerodynamic.

hahaa… individual pouches for portion control. trust disney :)
lily- thats hilarious :)

No, these don't belong in the nose, I'm sorry. Nosey Style hasn't been popular for many years, and for good reason.

Does that mean you won't buy them for me?

Yeah, "individual pouches for portion control": fu** the planet with more plastic wrappings!! Talk about eco-friendliness :-(

Of course they only make them in microphone and guitar shapes! and of course they come in a fleshy color. oh, and of course shes got that mouth in a wide open smile gripping a microphone at her lips.

normally i would think nothing of it but because its got both disney and miley's names on it…its just too obvious to ignore and too easy to joke about.

why dont they just give them a liquidy vanilla filling while they're at it?

Has anyone ever had ZotZ? It's basically hard candy lozenge and once you've sucked a hole it in it starts to ooze fizz. I see an oozing penis in her future, so why not continue that prophecy through candy?

Bet they taste yummy sweet.

HAHAHA!!! That's quite ironic…..
Yeah it is pointing at Miley's mouth. Although flesh coloured sour candy is common….makes it worse. You'd think somebody at the factory would notice. :|

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