Girls just wanna have botox.

I guess they can't Botox the neck? I'm just sayin…

Dammit janice. Now I'm staring at her scary neck.

I kind of want to poke it.

I'm actually not entirely sure that's just Botox and not a really tight face lift in combination with Botox, though. Under the chin is pulled incredibly tight, even if the neck isn't.

I'm going with face lift due to the previously mentioned tight neck, the extra high eyebrows and the shape of her eyes. Her face looks identical to my grandma's. Shhh..it's still a big secret she ever had one (two).

Aw, that'll be doubly disillusioning for poor Cordelia. I see what you're saying though… she also has the kind of cat-eyes and surprised brows typical of those who have surgically repositioned their faces on their skulls.

Oh Cyndi. You have been my hair and style icon since I was two years old. (Go Team Zandra!)You're fabulous… why cut and paste your face together?

Her eyes DO kind of look like she's had them done. (My Grandma didn't tell anybody either… except my mom, who can't keep a secret to save her life. Christmas was always anticlimactic in our house.)

But I love her. To paraphrase Cher: "I can put my tits on my back if I want to, and it's nobody's business."

She should duck tape that neck.

Duct tape, honey.

ACTUALLY, we have a very prominent brand here called "Duck Tape"…it's even got a pic of a rubber duck on it. :)

i can't decide what i hate more, cankles or cyndi's neck.

Then it should be capitalized, aa. ;)

coughcoughGrammarNazicough.

heh heh heh.

*snicker*

No kardassian blended coffee for her. Quack Quack.

Hey, is anybody else still devastated that Heather was sent home? Whyyyyyyyyyyy? I do not love Jenna.

I thought for sure Heather was going to win, I was shocked!

I do not love her either. And I was tired of watching all the girls be mean to Heather all the time. I knew she wouldn't win, because she wouldn't have been able to do the Covergirl commercials she would have won.

I thought Heathers photos would pull her thru, I didnt think her odd personality would get her sent home.

her last photo, the covergirl one, was stunning. I loved it.

I know it's a competition and all but they just let that poor girl wander around the streets aimlessly. They all just sat around laughing how she was just walking around the city. Damn, girls.

Ahhh I missed last night's episode and so innocently stumbled into this discussion. So, Heather got the boot? Wow, I didn't see that coming either, I was pulling for her. And Chantal. I'm glad Lisa went home last week, she was a mess.

The Neck of Dorian grey

I see your
True Wrinkles
That's why I love you
So don't be afraid
to let them show…

I hate to admit: SHE STILL ROCKS! so what with the Botoxication. Her music is still relevant. Plus, apple snorf gopple snigglestein. chuppa chuppa woooooooooooooooooo snacker.

She looks fine. And if she didn't have work done, everybody'd be saying
oh she's all old and wrinkled." two-faced bastards!

Heather shouldn't be left alone she has a disability which makes her vulnerable and afraid to ask questions. she could've used a friend. ;(

Just FYI to everyone, in 1991 Cyndi had 1 plastic surgery, and the reason she had it, is because she had a cancerous tumor removed from her neck, and it left her face kinda lop-sided. I'm sure you can figure out where the surgery has been done. It's kind of ironic that where she needs the work done the most, is where the plastic surgery has been done, but go figure, right? Cyndi still rocks, and she is still the most beautiful 54 year old I've ever seen… Just because she has turkey neck doesn't mean she isn't still fabulous! Back in the 80's, girls and boys dressed just like her, and I'm sure some crowd will take neck weights just to stretch out their neck as hers looks! Pelican is the new IN ladies and gentlemen, so be prepared with weighted bells for your necks on!

By the way deimos, your babies face looks just like Cyndi's neck, so I wouldn't talk!

Oh kay Jesse, that last comment to deimos was just a bad mess. Why you want to go and do that?

I think that I will be like those ladies that I saw on the discovery channel with the rings around their necks. That will hide and stop the goose neck mess that occurs with the natural progression of time.

Jesse, bad bad bad talking mess about folk's babies. Especially Deimos. Come on now. Don't
make me remind you again. Please.

Love HER SOOOO Much..she is truly AMAZING!!!

Why would anyone "hate to admit" saying anything good about her? She's wonderful. And no surgery, ezcept for the one in 1991. This woman can SING! like no one's business. I'll always love her voice.

Why would anyone "hate to admit" saying anything good about her? She's wonderful. And no surgery, except for the one in 1991. This woman can SING! like no one's business. I'll always love her voice.

I love Cyndi Lauper a real artist the most influential and original artist of the 21 century she's a virtuose I like specially her album " The body acoustic " ….but her official forums site is a trash and the only good are a little group of persons there anyway I love the Cyndi's art … Go on Cyndi !!

Hey queencrone,

I bet your vagina (or mangina, which ever you have) looks like Cyndi's neck! Droopy and hang low. Yummy! *barfs just a little*