Right now, Mollygood associate editor Whitney is waiting in line to attend a taping of MTV's desiccated flagship TRL, where she will profess her love to musician Gavin DeGraw. Predictably, the poor girl's losing it out there amid the droves of hormonal sycophants that go to those things. Via BlackBerry, Whit notes, "I should have brought a gun."
Some real Texas sass after the jump.
me: what happened? terrible?
Whitney: Still in line outside. Surrounded by obnoxious high schoolers
me: of course you are. it's TRL.
Whitney: The guys in line behind me won't shut up about what frat they want to join
me: told you! frat guys like gavin degraw.
Whitney: But these frat guys don't even know who Gavin is! They were like, "who is that?" I almost slapped them.
me: MTV has gone to hell so fast. it could have done great things
Whitney: For real. Now I know what hell is like
Editor
Seriously? MTV? Great things? It's where KISS went to take off their makeup. It's been in hell since at least the first VMAs.
Seriously? MTV? Great things?
is Whit still alive? send a smoke signal, i think we have hags around there that can go save her if need be…
Let's just stay on level fuschia. If things get out of hand we can go straight to boyfriends blood red. I do confess I love Gavin's new song. I bet they don't even let you carry a gun in your purse in NYC. Yay lax gun laws in Texas.